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Jackpine Radical

(45,274 posts)
2. This just in: UK Police Cold Case team reports
Wed Nov 13, 2013, 05:45 PM
Nov 2013

Julius Caesar committed suicide by stabbing himself 33 times.

Don't try that at home. dipsydoodle Nov 2013 #1
DUZZY! marble falls Nov 2013 #9
They think we are stupid??? billhicks76 Nov 2013 #17
This just in: UK Police Cold Case team reports Jackpine Radical Nov 2013 #2
He hurled himself Kelvin Mace Nov 2013 #10
I'm convinced Lincoln died of christx30 Nov 2013 #12
He must have been cleaning the inside of the bag in the shower when he slipped and died. n/t Ian David Nov 2013 #3
Plausible...but how do you explain the lock? KansDem Nov 2013 #4
He was being extra careful! truthisfreedom Nov 2013 #5
He had ADHD, so he locked himself inside so he'd have to finish the job. n/t Ian David Nov 2013 #6
As a parent of a ADD kid (who is also a very high achiever), I find your joke in poor taste. olddad56 Nov 2013 #30
I have ADHD, too, and so does my kid. n/t Ian David Nov 2013 #34
He was a fan of Houdini? nt Mojorabbit Nov 2013 #14
Practicing his magic tricks, no doubt. AtheistCrusader Nov 2013 #7
Thats a hell of an accident. marble falls Nov 2013 #8
Apparently he forgot about carrying charges. Historic NY Nov 2013 #11
So he died accidentally trying out a new magic act where he climbs into a gym bag, zips louslobbs Nov 2013 #13
Reminds me of the old joke ... 1StrongBlackMan Nov 2013 #15
How big are British gym bags anyway? jmowreader Nov 2013 #16
Jeez... Peace Patriot Nov 2013 #18
You are correct on Kelly and I believe you correct on Williams too. Nihil Nov 2013 #21
OMG!! TOTALLY agree with your post! chervilant Nov 2013 #22
''...most probable scenario..... DeSwiss Nov 2013 #31
I hate it when that happens arely staircase Nov 2013 #19
Oh, very carefully worded there old chap ... Nihil Nov 2013 #20
So they're not even going to try? penultimate Nov 2013 #23
Landlady tells of freeing tethered MI6 man after screams for help struggle4progress Nov 2013 #24
... a post-mortem examination .. failed to determine the cause of death ... Pathologists said struggle4progress Nov 2013 #25
... MI6 .. failed to report Williams missing for days after he did not show up at work ... struggle4progress Nov 2013 #26
Reminds me of an old Ron Shock routine on a real news event Benton D Struckcheon Nov 2013 #28
Henry Marshall, died June 1961 at his farm near Bryan, shot five times with a bolt action 22, struggle4progress Nov 2013 #32
Really? That is interesting. n/t Benton D Struckcheon Nov 2013 #33
Sort of sounds like this story of a teen RebelOne Nov 2013 #27
Um . . . okay. Sure. Whatever you say, Inspector! n/t markpkessinger Nov 2013 #29
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