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Javaman

(62,510 posts)
11. Lucy Denies Blame.
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 10:20 AM
Jan 2013

(AP) Anywhere, USA.

Lucy Van Pelt reported being stalked today by long time associate, a one Charles Brown.

"He was acting all sorts of crazy! What a blockhead! I swear he tried to pass me a rufie!" She claimed while sobbing.

But all is not quite clear.

Linus Van Pelt, Ms. Van Pelts younger brother sides with Brown, "She was merciless in her treatment of Chuck. She would unendingly taunt him with punting a football. Chuck, is a great guy, but sometimes not all that bright. Don't even get me started about how she treated me as a kid with my blanket".

Via a phone interview, A certain Mr. Schroeder defended Mr. Brown, "Charlie Brown a stalker? That's a laugh, he was so freaking shy that he never even talked to this red hair girl he had a crush on for years. If anyone was a stalker it was Lucy. She never gave me a moments piece when I tried to play my piano!"

The hearing is set late today. Ms. Van Pelt had asked for and received a restraining order against Mr. Brown after Mr. Brown's dog Snoopy tried to "kiss" Ms. Van Pelt. She claimed he had rabies.

Of all the alleged stalkers in the world, he's the Charlie Browniest Orrex Jan 2013 #1
Good Grief.... ReRe Jan 2013 #2
What a blockhead! rbixby Jan 2013 #3
The judge will say to him "Wah-wahhh, wah-wah-wah-wah. Wahwah-wahhh wah." Gidney N Cloyd Jan 2013 #4
First Elmo, now this! AAO Jan 2013 #5
*crossing fingers* harmonicon Jan 2013 #6
yes he was a child voice actor in the 60s d_r Jan 2013 #8
Wow, you're right. harmonicon Jan 2013 #13
Yeah, me too. d_r Jan 2013 #16
Well, in all fairness only three are really considered classics Mike Daniels Jan 2013 #24
I have a vague memory of one about Easter. harmonicon Jan 2013 #30
Schultz wanting kids to do the voices was one of the things that made the TV execs nervous Mike Daniels Jan 2013 #23
Lucy set him up! AAARRGHHH!!! meow2u3 Jan 2013 #7
Here's his bio from IMDB. kerouac2 Jan 2013 #9
The little red haired girl got a restraining order? Generic Other Jan 2013 #10
Lucy Denies Blame. Javaman Jan 2013 #11
Peppermint Patty was the only one to call him "Chuck." OnyxCollie Jan 2013 #18
I think now that he's older, he would be more of a chuck than a charlie LOL nt Javaman Jan 2013 #19
His obsession with the little red haired girl Shadowflash Jan 2013 #12
Why is everybody bmbmd Jan 2013 #14
Cuz he's a clown, that Charlie Brown. Gidney N Cloyd Jan 2013 #17
She's waiting for him to show up BumRushDaShow Jan 2013 #15
Charlie Something Ian David Jan 2013 #20
I'm betting Peppermint Patty is his Defense Attorney ehrnst Jan 2013 #21
It's Probation, Charlie Brown! (nt) ehrnst Jan 2013 #22
"Records indicate he faces four allegations of making death threats and one allegation of stalking" struggle4progress Jan 2013 #25
Man Who Voiced Charlie Brown Arrested After Threatening Plastic Surgeon struggle4progress Jan 2013 #26
... A plastic surgeon obtained a restraining order against Robbins three weeks ago, claiming Robbins struggle4progress Jan 2013 #28
Surgeon: 'Peanuts' actor threatened me struggle4progress Jan 2013 #29
'The Doctor is in' ...Chuck SummerSnow Jan 2013 #27
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