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In reply to the discussion: Sheldon Adelson Vows To 'Double' Donations To GOP After Huge 2012 Election Failure [View all]jmowreader
(50,527 posts)He just spent $150 million producing, distributing and marketing shit sandwiches to half the country - the ones who vote.
Of those people, 47 percent saw the ads about these and decided to try one. A few people liked them - cophrophagy does affect some small percentage of the population, right?
Fifty-three percent didn't buy them. They know shit sandwiches are bad without having to eat one.
Now Adelson plans to spend $300 million on his shit sandwich business, and he has a problem: he has to convince the non-cophrophage shit sandwich buyers from the last election that his sandwiches no longer taste like what they are.
It's a hard task, and eventually his customer base will be people who make their own shit sandwiches when none are for sale.