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ellie

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75. Whatever you say you crazy loon!

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Sat Dec 1, 2012, 02:14 PM

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Bryan Fischer: ‘Enormously insensitive’ to hurt God’s feelings by not using oil [View all] Judi Lynn Nov 2012 OP

Uh...yeah.....Does he feel the same way about Marijuana? W T F Nov 2012 #1

great point Enrique Nov 2012 #11

lol, thanks wordpix Dec 2012 #57

I always figured UBCchuck Dec 2012 #65

LOL! director of issues analysis = doctor of spin..... pepperbear Dec 2012 #111

"Teh Stoopid" burns bright in that one, grasshopper. ChairmanAgnostic Nov 2012 #2

And they wonder why SCVDem Nov 2012 #3

These people have done more damage to Christianity than any atheist has ever done. olegramps Dec 2012 #63

Very true SCVDem Dec 2012 #73

I have often wondered quakerboy Dec 2012 #103

Should intelligent people turn from marriage because divorce exists? elias7 Dec 2012 #71

Oh, that's a good one! nt Ilsa Dec 2012 #101

While he ignores the destruction of Earth. One hundred is the average IQ. That means half of the truthisfreedom Nov 2012 #4

What a fucking idiot! longship Nov 2012 #5

One Would Think, Ma'am, An Omnipotenet Lord Of the Universe Could Handle It.... The Magistrate Nov 2012 #6

Exactly! kimmylavin Nov 2012 #9

Because man created God in his own image. Mnemosyne Nov 2012 #25

So it would seem. Insiders seem to know the Almighty just gets the Almighty's nose out of joint Judi Lynn Nov 2012 #16

I hear that God is fighting a problem with depression BlueStreak Nov 2012 #29

Or would already know that said insult was going to happen. Dash87 Dec 2012 #60

One would have thought so, Sir; but when one c onsiders that the Guy is always demanding BlancheSplanchnik Dec 2012 #94

My goodness what a puny little weak God, who can be hurt/disappointed by little old me!!! patrice Nov 2012 #7

....................And no more maturbation,guys! Rain Mcloud Nov 2012 #8

It is OK to masturbate if you are driving a Hummer BlueStreak Nov 2012 #30

Guys who drive Hummers don't need to masturbate DollarBillHines Nov 2012 #33

Hummers come equipped.......... Rain Mcloud Nov 2012 #38

Apparently, he has the same outlook on lead and mercury. -nt Liberal Veteran Nov 2012 #10

OMG, they are going off the deep end..... Swede Atlanta Nov 2012 #12

he should read Isaiah 55:8-9 gejohnston Nov 2012 #13

+1 hrmjustin Nov 2012 #19

Blasphemer!!!!! JoePhilly Nov 2012 #24

Heh. I immediately was thinking the obvious: Sun and Wind, NCarolinawoman Nov 2012 #42

Whatever would God do if Bryan Fischer weren't there to protect him? tanyev Nov 2012 #14

The Great Goon in the Sky is very unhappy. caseymoz Nov 2012 #15

And this folks is why it is never a good idea to eat lead paint chips. Dakota Flint Nov 2012 #17

Or the shiny rolly balls from the broken glass thermometer Dont call me Shirley Nov 2012 #18

So sad, isn't it? Judi Lynn Nov 2012 #28

Wait...that photo....Jesus was Glenn Campbell??? Squinch Dec 2012 #51

God, please make this man shut up. /nt dorkulon Nov 2012 #20

This repuke shill really knows what he's talking about! freshwest Nov 2012 #21

This guy is the enemy. He's part of the problem, certainly not the solution. johnnyrocket Nov 2012 #22

Somebody should throw 1 Corinthians 13:11 at him starroute Nov 2012 #23

+1 NEOBuckeye Dec 2012 #96

I guess you really can't make this shit up..... perhaps he would like to explain to God what 2on2u Nov 2012 #26

God's reply:"I'm OK with your not using oil, it's those chastity pledges that really cheese me off." Squinch Nov 2012 #27

Uhmmm ... 1StrongBlackMan Nov 2012 #31

Yep tama Dec 2012 #113

Bat Shit! L0oniX Nov 2012 #32

And would not using Atomic bombs with 'God Given' Uranium revmclaren Nov 2012 #34

Welcome to DU! hrmjustin Nov 2012 #35

Yes, if we didn't use oil Turbineguy Nov 2012 #36

A lesser god would pitch a fit! We are too unworthy to even grovel begging for mercy! n/t Judi Lynn Dec 2012 #83

Evidently, not using one's brain isn't insulting to God. nt NoGOPZone Nov 2012 #37

This guy insults God's intelligence as well as ours! LongTomH Nov 2012 #39

What's it like to be paid to just sit back and spew moronic nonsense and hate? Locut0s Nov 2012 #40

Bitch please. I'll do u 1 better: How do you think God feels about fundamentalists shunning Science? DRoseDARs Nov 2012 #41

You mean this is not the Onion? Chemisse Nov 2012 #43

Bryan Fischer and his God can both go fuck themselves hatrack Nov 2012 #44

And just think - all that oil, coal and natural gas was created in 6,000 years! Hestia Nov 2012 #45

I'm not GOING to think of that! I'm not a scientist, man! Squinch Dec 2012 #53

I'll think about it, but I'm not making any guarantees! AAO Nov 2012 #46

This man belongs in.... ReRe Nov 2012 #47

And yet, what he says gets broadcast out through our media instead. gtar100 Dec 2012 #70

It is very effin' weird... ReRe Dec 2012 #78

God gave us the sun and wind, too. Mz Pip Dec 2012 #48

I didn't think the Big G was so sensitive! JackRiddler Dec 2012 #49

I know! Who knew deities could be such weenies! Squinch Dec 2012 #54

in my humble opinion it`s not god`s planet madrchsod Dec 2012 #50

^^^ this^^^ TDale313 Dec 2012 #52

The stupid is just not going to stop is it??? lunasun Dec 2012 #55

Poe Kalidurga Dec 2012 #56

"The wicked and lazy master"---who's that? Rush? Bush? Cheney? wordpix Dec 2012 #58

Does he mean that 6.000 year old oil? Zambero Dec 2012 #59

Bryan Fischer is what you'd get... Initech Dec 2012 #61

Throw Ralph Reed into this unsavory mix Zambero Dec 2012 #64

And who's that "god wants you to be rich" TV preacher? Add him. Initech Dec 2012 #76

And so it came to pass that God said drill here, drill there, drill every where... Historic NY Dec 2012 #62

It's also enormously insensitive not to drink God's own hemlock. Bette Noir Dec 2012 #66

I wish I could convey the sound... a la izquierda Dec 2012 #67

I'm beginning to think that fundamentalists are God's trolls ThoughtCriminal Dec 2012 #68

ROFLMAO Solly Mack Dec 2012 #69

The man is a dangerous loon Botany Dec 2012 #72

What (nt) Posteritatis Dec 2012 #74

Whatever you say you crazy loon! ellie Dec 2012 #75

What these idiots never FlaGranny Dec 2012 #77

This is why we should all use meth. ZombieHorde Dec 2012 #79

This god fellow... awoke_in_2003 Dec 2012 #80

This is some weird shit thinking. yellowcanine Dec 2012 #81

Toss away like a used tissue! cynzke Dec 2012 #82

How about hurting God's feelings okasha Dec 2012 #84

The same is true of renewable power daleo Dec 2012 #85

Merrily We Roll Along ..... bucolic_frolic Dec 2012 #86

I'm with Hatrack on this one.. Permanut Dec 2012 #87

uh, what? blackspade Dec 2012 #88

Holy shit, it's like he had his mental output replaced by random combinations of Onion headlines. enki23 Dec 2012 #89

Fuck the AFA... and-justice-for-all Dec 2012 #90

If God made the earth only 6000 years ago undeterred Dec 2012 #91

If G*d had wanted us to have that oil why did he make it so damn hard to extract??????? marble falls Dec 2012 #92

What if God Drove a HumVee? triplepoint Dec 2012 #93

Enjoyed so much the chance to see the 1st two all over again, & the last one for the first time. Judi Lynn Dec 2012 #112

This fool doesn't have the sense that God gave a gopher n/t NEOBuckeye Dec 2012 #95

Oh FFS!! I can't stand these nutters anymore!!! hue Dec 2012 #97

It burns! Beartracks Dec 2012 #98

Fucking loon... Aviation Pro Dec 2012 #99

To those of us who have a functioning brain... luv_mykatz Dec 2012 #100

Then wouldn't that hold true for wind, sun... 20score Dec 2012 #102

I also prefer to take my gifts and burn them in front of the giver quakerboy Dec 2012 #104

He reminds me of my dog. I go get him a really nice squeaky toy jtuck004 Dec 2012 #105

Please tell me this is from The Onion CanonRay Dec 2012 #106

No wonder these freaks support the Boy Scouts, the Catholic Molesters SoapBox Dec 2012 #107

That makes God sound like an insecure adolescent LeftishBrit Dec 2012 #108

A god with terrible self-esteem issues. tclambert Dec 2012 #109

And to think that my parents got offended when Crunchy Frog Dec 2012 #110

The Great Turtle has a thick skin JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2012 #114

God buried fossil fuels as a gift? But I thought Satan buried dinosaur bones as a trick.(nt) ehrnst Dec 2012 #115