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chef jeff

(6 posts)
5. Note to self:
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 08:37 AM
Nov 2012

Any pastor, priest, minister, reverend, bishop. shamen or holy-man
who wants to 'counsel' you about anything, ANYTHING, at all in life
at his very own, secluded, 'private prayer cabin'...
unless you want to sit in court showing a jury
where you were touched on an anatomically correct doll:

Immediately call "STRANGER DANGER" and Run. The. Hell. Away.

What is up with repressed Minnesota? First Marcus Bachmann, now this?
Those boys up there are gayer than a tree-full of parrots singing Broadway show tunes.
It sounds like you're talking about trying to 'pray away the gay' in a state so repressed
and so filled with self-hating homosexuals that prayer simply won't work:
you're going to need a young priest, an old priest and a full-on excorsism.

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