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Mawspam2

(705 posts)
14. Can we conduct the exit interview at 30,000 feet?
Wed Oct 13, 2021, 04:02 PM
Oct 2021

Thank you for your years of service, the exit is on the right. This interview is over.
Wait, what about giving me a parachute?
Why would you want a parachute?
To save my life.
You refused a vaccine that would save your life.
But I don't know what's in it!
(Hands ex-employee an empty back pack) Here ya go.

good riddance to them. cab67 Oct 2021 #1
Good for them. Suck it Greg Abbott Ray Bruns Oct 2021 #2
use his E.O.'S for butt wipe !! monkeyman1 Oct 2021 #12
Serves them right, all for a shot that is overwhelming proven to be safe, by literally ... SWBTATTReg Oct 2021 #3
At this point the number of vaccines given worldwide is over a billion. Maraya1969 Oct 2021 #9
Yes, I know and it reaffirms just how safe this vaccine is. With so much evidence on the side SWBTATTReg Oct 2021 #18
99.7% is pretty darned good. Bravo! Nt Baked Potato Oct 2021 #4
:) Yes! 99.7% of 67,000 employees is excellent! nt Hortensis Oct 2021 #6
They were probably dead-weight anyway. NurseJackie Oct 2021 #5
GOOD. ShazzieB Oct 2021 #7
too the 232 - lose good paying job & go to work at a fast food job or - monkeyman1 Oct 2021 #8
Don't let the door hit you on the ass BlueIdaho Oct 2021 #10
Great move! CosmicSloth Oct 2021 #11
Headline should read ...United Airlines confirms 99.7% vaccine mandate compliance. NoMoreRepugs Oct 2021 #13
Can we conduct the exit interview at 30,000 feet? Mawspam2 Oct 2021 #14
That. Is. Marvelous! Perfect! nt Ilsa Oct 2021 #16
Vaccine Mandates work LetMyPeopleVote Oct 2021 #15
Screw the .3 %. Idiots! OverBurn Oct 2021 #17
Kirby Says 99.7% Vaxxed ProfessorGAC Oct 2021 #19
"Dog bites man": not a story. "Man bites dog": front page. NT mahatmakanejeeves Oct 2021 #20
Nothing To Dispute ProfessorGAC Oct 2021 #21
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