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8. It's one of Ryan's "Lyin' Eyes"!

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 05:58 PM

Oct 2012

He tried to hide it, but he can't!

"YOU can't hide your lyin' eyes,
And your smile is a thin disguise;
I thought by now you'd reali-i-ize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes.

My, oh, my, you sure know how to arrange things,
You set it up so well, so carefully,
Ain't it funny how your new lie didn't change things...
You're still the same old (filthy lying sack of whaleshit) you used to be."

(apologies to the Eagles)

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Huge eyeball from unknown creature washes ashore on Florida beach [View all] Emit Oct 2012 OP

DNA should tell---unless it is a hoax. McCamy Taylor Oct 2012 #1

Hopefully they subsampled in ethanol Babette Oct 2012 #11

That was my first thought when I read the op HereSince1628 Oct 2012 #41

It can't tell if it's from an unknown cryptic Ter Oct 2012 #69

Probably a whale killed by the navy's super sonar rwsanders Oct 2012 #2

Do you have data to justify that probability! Shivering Jemmy Oct 2012 #13

Huge eyeballs PuraVidaDreamin Oct 2012 #18

Haha! gateley Oct 2012 #26

Yes, the *experts* will tell us everything just in time for the election. Next, grammar nazis. freshwest Oct 2012 #28

Chill ashling Oct 2012 #46

Welcome to DU! randome Oct 2012 #49

gross but interesting Liberalynn Oct 2012 #3

Probably a marine shallot dipsydoodle Oct 2012 #4

It's the eye on the back of the dollar bill! randome Oct 2012 #5

Eye eye eye don't know what to say to that.... n/t 2on2u Oct 2012 #6

This message was self-deleted by its author central scrutinizer Oct 2012 #7

It's one of Ryan's "Lyin' Eyes"! lastlib Oct 2012 #8

If he shows up at the debate with a black patch over one eye....we'll know it was his! Auntie Bush Oct 2012 #29

He doesn't have an extra one to spare. Ikonoklast Oct 2012 #43

Hahahaha Canuckistanian Oct 2012 #56

That is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! Full marks!!!!! My first thought when I saw this OP... nt MADem Oct 2012 #61

Bwhahaha! Emit Oct 2012 #86

OH, NO!!! KansDem Oct 2012 #9

Which is funny, because eyes and other soft tissue are the first to be consumed by... Poll_Blind Oct 2012 #10

that was my thought as well Alamuti Lotus Oct 2012 #24

Eyeballs are pretty damn hard, like a stone. Ash_F Oct 2012 #37

I agree about the sclera, not so much about the cornea. If you look at decay in water... Poll_Blind Oct 2012 #50

I, for one welcome our big-eyed alien overlords.... Rowdyboy Oct 2012 #12

I got sad when I saw the headline christx30 Oct 2012 #55

It's a sex toy from China? Baitball Blogger Oct 2012 #14

lmao well played ! nt steve2470 Oct 2012 #70

cool! shireen Oct 2012 #15

oh hell, there's an monster eye ball near me??? Sancho Oct 2012 #16

Yes, someone has a job ID'ing giant marine eyeballs. tridim Oct 2012 #17

It's an eye phone Xipe Totec Oct 2012 #19

Ha! Hissyspit Oct 2012 #77

godzilla? proud patriot Oct 2012 #20

wow! that is big! Liberal_in_LA Oct 2012 #21

Does Paul Ryan still have both of his? n/t yankeepants Oct 2012 #22

That's EXACTLY what I thought when I read this! FailureToCommunicate Oct 2012 #58

That has to be a squid eye slackmaster Oct 2012 #23

that's a pretty big eye SemperEadem Oct 2012 #25

Why not? It wouldn't be able to see you... petronius Oct 2012 #34

do you honestly think SemperEadem Oct 2012 #36

It's all fun and laughs until someone loses an eye jberryhill Oct 2012 #27

It keeps looking at me. undeterred Oct 2012 #30

more pics and snarky comments here. Liberal_in_LA Oct 2012 #31

Cheap thrills ... GeorgeGist Oct 2012 #32

The huge pair of scissors the creature was running with hasn't turned up yet. (n/t) klook Oct 2012 #33

Aquaman isn't kidding around anymore! randome Oct 2012 #35

The professor said most likely swordfish and I can see that. Ash_F Oct 2012 #38

And they're sharp because, you know, they have swords on their noses! randome Oct 2012 #39

. UnrepentantLiberal Oct 2012 #40

It's Romney's fact-checker's eyeball..... AlbertCat Oct 2012 #42

Does It Have "Legs?" triplepoint Oct 2012 #44

And, of course... Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2012 #45

I wish we could ask it. Don C. Nuttin Oct 2012 #47

So sad. What on earth could happened to the poor guy? Peregrine Took Oct 2012 #48

Ralph Waldo Emerson's original model? randome Oct 2012 #51

Huge eyeball from unknown creature. Herlong Oct 2012 #52

Earth couldn't take it anymore and had to gouge out her own eyes! randome Oct 2012 #53

Is its name Ryan? lonestarnot Oct 2012 #54

Come Lord Cthulhu! Your earthly kingdom awaits! 0rganism Oct 2012 #57

some creature is out there bumping into things n/t Enrique Oct 2012 #59

This is my favourite headline ever. harmonicon Oct 2012 #60

"Huge monocle from unknown eyeball washes ashore on Florida beach" randome Oct 2012 #73

Sounds just like a grade B horror movie from the '50's, early '60's. nt raccoon Oct 2012 #62

I'm wondering madguitarist Oct 2012 #63

would losing a giant eyeball be considered a pre existing condition? nt hockeynut57 Oct 2012 #64

Don't worry. There's a voucher for that! randome Oct 2012 #65

whew i thought we might lose the giant sea creature vote nt hockeynut57 Oct 2012 #66

best news story ever this close to Halloween...lol Evasporque Oct 2012 #67

whatever it is, be careful, it has an eye out for you. olddad56 Oct 2012 #68

That's not an eye at all. It's my third grade science project on the Earth's interior. randome Oct 2012 #71

"Somewhere a large sea creature is rockin' a barnacle-encrusted eyepatch and going, "Yarrrrr!" steve2470 Oct 2012 #72

Rejoice! Sauron is defeated! KamaAina Oct 2012 #74

Slight quibble: The source appears to be the Orlando Sentinel KamaAina Oct 2012 #75

I copied and pasted the source directly from the article Emit Oct 2012 #76

I might have known KamaAina Oct 2012 #81

LOL! randome Oct 2012 #83

Paul Ryan Blind Now? fascisthunter Oct 2012 #78

This thread is worthless without... Duer 157099 Oct 2012 #79

amazing fascisthunter Oct 2012 #82

The Crawling Eye Returns! no_hypocrisy Oct 2012 #80

omg! Has anyone seen Mila Kunis? alphafemale Oct 2012 #84

Is it hairy and looking at the GOP? Blue Owl Oct 2012 #85