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64. Imagine Ann Romney on Sesame Street

Tue Oct 9, 2012, 12:14 AM

Oct 2012

I know it's almost impossible to, but think...what would she do, bring a dancing horse? "This is what rich people do when they need to reduce their taxable income by $77,000. Does your daddy make $77,000? What's that you said? 'In three years, maybe, if he gets overtime? Look, you little 47-percent shit, quit digging through my fucking purse. All that's in there are my American Express Titanium Card, lipstick and Valium anyway, and you wouldn't be interested in any of that."

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Romney blows off children, does not participate in Nickelodeon special [View all] trailmonkee Oct 2012 OP

Kids would see right through the ass! Liberalynn Oct 2012 #1

Apparently so. sofa king Oct 2012 #72

Kids have no vote... rfranklin Oct 2012 #2

Are they counted as part of the 47%? nm Cha Oct 2012 #10

Absolutely, they are moochers of the first order... rfranklin Oct 2012 #14

I thought so! Cha Oct 2012 #17

Not his job to worry about them. n/t KurtNYC Oct 2012 #15

Even worse, from the MittWit's perspective, they can't "pay to play." TahitiNut Oct 2012 #28

Kid's parents can vote. dixiegrrrrl Oct 2012 #45

I wouldn't have done that before the Weekly Reader Presidential Poll results were in. no_hypocrisy Oct 2012 #3

Be nice if The Weekly Reader was still around. LiberalArkie Oct 2012 #24

Didn't it merge with Scholastic News? no_hypocrisy Oct 2012 #26

This should be covered in Highlights for Children klook Oct 2012 #47

Willard wants to be president but only for the ones that can help him get more money Angry Dragon Oct 2012 #4

Afraid they would ask about Big Bird? Downwinder Oct 2012 #5

Yes, and he didn't have any zingers ready Quantess Oct 2012 #8

Sure looks like it. LisaL Oct 2012 #13

I thought he was avoiding the toddlers armed with plastic Downwinder Oct 2012 #21

It's because he's an AWKWARD PUTZ and he cannot HIDE! MADem Oct 2012 #6

It wouldn't be pretty when he Steamrolled Cha Oct 2012 #12

He would probably want to prove his tough guy chops, and butcher Miss Piggy and turn her into MADem Oct 2012 #66

Save Kermit from the Cha Oct 2012 #68

Kids are in the tank for Big Bird. Bluenorthwest Oct 2012 #7

kMittLies Stepped in It Big Time With Threatening Cha Oct 2012 #20

That's an AWESOME photo. TahitiNut Oct 2012 #29

I got a "big bird" for Mittens riqster Oct 2012 #34

Michelle is so worthy of our Cha Oct 2012 #38

I've been crushing on her... awoke_in_2003 Oct 2012 #60

Imagine Ann Romney on Sesame Street jmowreader Oct 2012 #64

It's just too horrible to think about Cha Oct 2012 #67

"Hey kid" bongbong Oct 2012 #9

he's going after disney next.... trailmonkee Oct 2012 #11

Mickey will be okay. Donald Duck is his bodyguard. Third Doctor Oct 2012 #16

Yeah lol.. Volaris Oct 2012 #74

He's probably afraid they would ask about Seamus. n/t RiffRandell Oct 2012 #18

He is not smarter than a 5th grader. NT fun n serious Oct 2012 #19

After threating to kill Big Bird, Mitten's security detail nixed the visit PuffedMica Oct 2012 #22

Was he afraid Big Bird would be there? Riley18 Oct 2012 #23

He knew that he couldn't answer their questions without getting caught in a lie. olddad56 Oct 2012 #25

he wants to lead the free world, yet he can't answer some questions by kids. hrmjustin Oct 2012 #27

He called his own kids liars in front of 65 million viewers HeeBGBz Oct 2012 #30

They have been known to slime people on Nickelodeon. Or at least they used to. boobooday Oct 2012 #31

They never did on Linda Ellerbee's show sakabatou Oct 2012 #32

they still do! mwooldri Oct 2012 #62

Kids can't vote and they have no money. MrSlayer Oct 2012 #33

THEIR PARENTS VOTE! This is a HUGE mistake on Romney's part. Let Obama go and WOW the kids diabeticman Oct 2012 #41

I'm just saying that is probably the way Mitt thinks. MrSlayer Oct 2012 #42

Sorry I missed it. diabeticman Oct 2012 #44

i know why! FirstLight Oct 2012 #35

Kids are people, my friend. Ian David Oct 2012 #36

Wonder effin rama!!!! Brewinblue Oct 2012 #43

Kids are people, too. Wack-a-doo, wack-a-doo, wack-a-doo! TheDebbieDee Oct 2012 #50

He would be there with plenty of support from his wealthy friends, If DianaForRussFeingold Oct 2012 #37

PUTZ! n/t AAO Oct 2012 #39

"I'd like to help you son, but you're too young to vote." n/t Bossy Monkey Oct 2012 #40

Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do, but there ain't no cure for the summertime blues. n/t Darkhawk32 Oct 2012 #58

Cannot Handle Kids erpowers Oct 2012 #46

Google 'Romney Nickelodeon' NightOwwl Oct 2012 #48

best caption yet.. James48 Oct 2012 #49

That's just not right! daleanime Oct 2012 #71

huh!!!! heaven05 Oct 2012 #51

I can just see him acting like it's undignified. Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2012 #52

Has Romney been interviewed by anyone other than fox pundits abelenkpe Oct 2012 #53

If Mitt can't handle Nickelodeon, how can he handle Iran? muntrv Oct 2012 #54

I have been unable to find anything likeable about Mitt Romney - now I am convinced there is nothing Pachamama Oct 2012 #55

Romney is not good with kids at all bushisanidiot Oct 2012 #56

Sure shows the kids who has their backs & makes them a priority... Historic NY Oct 2012 #57

"Make the scurvy little blighters work for a living -- so I can fire them!" struggle4progress Oct 2012 #59

Are they old enough to vote? Fuck 'em cbrer Oct 2012 #61

Mitt's more of a Dickelodeon kinda guy Blue Owl Oct 2012 #63

Camp Romney is being very careful not to have anymore unwanted videos of his dumb$hitness. lexw Oct 2012 #65

above? trailmonkee Oct 2012 #69

I guess I meant: "no text" lexw Oct 2012 #70

If those kids do not come from multi-million dollar families, AllyCat Oct 2012 #73