Mike Pompeo: Melting sea ice presents 'new opportunities for trade'

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8. ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! Good News!

A newly discovered asteroid the size of Madagascar is filled with gold, silver, platinum, diamonds, clean coal and more oil
reserves than the Saudis and Kuwaitis combined. There is enough wealth to end hunger, poverty and suffering forever.
The White House and Kremlin issued a joint statement today saying that all white citizens of America and Russia may enter
a "Legal Citizen Lottery" which will allow the winners to stake a claim to strip-mine the newly named "Trump Space Golf Club-
Bar and Grill Asteroid."
The winners will be allowed to mine claims with no pesky EPA regulations to annoy them and they will pay no taxes on their
newly acquired wealth. However, the white Americans will be required to withhold and send to the Trump Foundation 90 percent
of all wages paid to any alleged illegal aliens working the mines. The white russian's will be informed of their particulars by Putin
after the drawing.
THE BAD NEWS - Liberal scientists say when the Trump Space Golf Club - Bar and Grill Asteroid hits Earth, nothing larger
than a mouse will survive the impact. The White House declined to comment but tRump tweeted "liberal fake news".