Trump Insists New NAFTA Trade Deal With Mexico Will Pay For the Wall 'Many Times Over'

[Moostache]

10. Count the lies...its exhausting

1) "wall is largely done" (nope)
2) "we've already built much of the wall" (nope)
3) "Mexico will pay for the wall" (nope)
4) "I never said 'Mexico would pay for the wall with a check'" (yes, you DID)
5) "Democrats objected to concrete so I gave them steel" (FUCK YOU, we object to the IDEA asshat)

...and on and on and on and on ad nausea...just on ONE of his asinine ideas/applause lines.

The champagne is on-hand, ready and waiting for his eventual cardiac event to end this long human nightmare. Can't wait to pop the cork and dance a jig or three.