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Response to Calista241 (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2018, 07:28 AM

1. The short-fingered one will need a replacement. Lets see.

I recall, when I was a kid, seeing movies on the teevee (my father, always creative, called it the Boob Tube. Get it?*) and there was this movie. And the movie was about space and they had aluminum pie plates flying in space.

Now if scientists were able to make pie plates fly, I'm sure the Gropenfuhrer can find us an engineer to make big, cheap flying saucers instead of rockets. That's the key to all of this. Saucers go better in space than rockets. Why else, do you think the aliens used saucers in every movie and not rockets. The aliens even used saucers in Area 59.

Now Donnie probably knows this and will replace Lightfoot with a good engineer. Then next March, we will be on Mars or at least one of them asteroids we are gonna mine.



* If you don't get it, message me and I will append a --- ah, what hell. Boob Tube was a reference to me, a boob watching it and the shape of the main tube when he took the back of the set off and remarked about it looking something like Jayne Ma ---aw. fuck it. Don't bother with messaging me.

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