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Wait Wut

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7. Shoot himself out of a cannon?

Reply to Lone_Star_Dem (Original post)

Fri Aug 10, 2012, 05:25 PM

Aug 2012

Sword swallowing?
Knife throwing?

I dunno. It's a circus. There are a lot of things he could do that don't require speaking. Maybe he's selling cotton candy!!! Ooooooh...I love cotton candy.

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Trump won't speak at Republican convention [View all] Lone_Star_Dem Aug 2012 OP

Was he fayahd? nt Xipe Totec Aug 2012 #1

sure he was that cindyperry2010 Aug 2012 #2

He will be the MC riverbendviewgal Aug 2012 #3

kind of like Chuck Barris flakey_foont Aug 2012 #9

"Something much bigger"? The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2012 #4

He's not speaking...so maybe singing, dancing? CJCRANE Aug 2012 #5

Maybe they've tapped him to tell Mitt beac Aug 2012 #23

Maybe he's going to make Mittens his apprentice - on national TV. Zen Democrat Aug 2012 #6

Shoot himself out of a cannon? Wait Wut Aug 2012 #7

Animal act? Daemonaquila Aug 2012 #15

! Wait Wut Aug 2012 #19

He might have the gun concession rurallib Aug 2012 #8

That may be the first thing to go right for the Republicans in a week. Jack Rabbit Aug 2012 #10

The rats are jumping the sinking USS Romney n/t cosmicone Aug 2012 #11

Maybe he will be an anchor for Comedy Central Convention coverage Gothmog Aug 2012 #12

Restroom butler? MichiganVote Aug 2012 #13

Trolling from outside? Daemonaquila Aug 2012 #14

Or checking birth certificates at the entrance? CJCRANE Aug 2012 #20

wonder if he can top Stern's Fartman appearance at the MTV awards maddezmom Aug 2012 #16

This means the massive net of balloons over the stage is still on. chknltl Aug 2012 #17

Joining Ron Paul to challenge Mitt thanks to some procedural technicality? JHB Aug 2012 #18

They must have noticed what a crappy businessman he is. n/t bitchkitty Aug 2012 #21

He's been hired to fire Romney? Brother Buzz Aug 2012 #22

I hope its a "Dunk a Trump" Dunk Tank.... reACTIONary Aug 2012 #24

Is that a promise? Canuckistanian Aug 2012 #25

That's right. He is going to polish delegates shoes. longship Aug 2012 #26

Romney/Trump 2012! high density Aug 2012 #27