Rep. King Goes Birther: Suggests Obama’s Parents Telegrammed Hawaii Birth Announcement From Kenya

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17. Actually, I figured it out

Barack Obama arranged the birth announcements. Here's how he did it: Obama HIMSELF was in cahoots with not only all the hospital employees, but he also managed to strong arm the staff of both Honolulu newspapers to run bogus birth announcements. He also was able to bribe officials of the US and Kenyan governments to smuggle his mother into Kenya for the birth, then make any evidence of her exiting the United States, entering Kenya when hugely pregnant, then back into the USA with an infant completely vanish. All of this was carefully orchestrated by Obama in tandem with a cadre of operatives comprised of disgruntled members of the John Birch Society, the Trilateral Commission, the Bilderburg Group and The Sunshine Girls.

In late 2006 or early 2007, they managed to bribe Mr. Wizard and he sent Tudor Turtle back in time to place the bogus announcements just prior to Obama's announcement that he was running for president. Luckily he wasn't caught when Mr. Wizard summoned him back ("Drizzle, drazzle, drozzle, drone. Time for this one to come home!&quot just minutes before UN Black Helicopters swooped down to shoot Tudor Turtle from the sky. The birth certificate could be his undoing, however. Even tho the conspirators were able to time travel, bribe officials on 2 continents and the entire state of Hawaii, Arpiao and his crack investigative team (i.e. the Inane Clown Posse) foiled Obama's evil plot because they discovered someone didn't know how to use Photoshop. See? Cracking it was e-z!

Sorry. They're moving my office from one building to another and it's not going smoothly. I had to box up all my projects, files and every scrap of paper I had and the movers took them away last night. However, there is no furniture in the new office, so I am sitting here with nothing but time on my hands waiting for them to complete my office. I think I have too much of that time on my hands...







Diane
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