BPI closing 3 plants, blaming 'pink slime' uproar

[MADem]

1. They should just reconfigure and make pet food, instead.

Add a canning element. How hard is it to mix in a few vitamins into that pink shit, add the odd minced carrots and shredded green beans, and call it All Beef dog food?

It would probably be as good as the horsemeat most dogs eat from a can. They could probably do very well per unit, too, if they'd just get creative and stop complaining that people don't like eating that shit, and who can blame them?