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In reply to the discussion: Tweet of the day (Guns) [View all]krispos42
(49,445 posts)31. A movie theater and an icepick.
Move down the aisles quickly and quietly jabbing people through the neck and into the skull, one at a time. Hand around the mouth, steel rod into the brain. Give is a quick swirl, then retract.
People will be so absorbed by the movie they won't know they're death until Saint Pete asks them for their ticket.
It would have to be a partially-filled theater, of course. Start in the back and move towards the front.
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undeterred
Jul 2012
#51
I don't think you can link the lapse of the assault weapons ban to the drop in gun deaths.
Bucky
Jul 2012
#22
Intentional homicide rate in the US is four or five times that of Europe
Spider Jerusalem
Jul 2012
#32
Still, our non-gun homicide rate is as high or higher than their total homicide rate
krispos42
Jul 2012
#33