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CatWoman

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13. my boyfriend is a chef, and he's also Chinese
Thu Jul 19, 2012, 06:07 PM
Jul 2012

and he's always yelling at me about my eating seafood

Sodomized??? Joanie Baloney Jul 2012 #1
Any unconventional sex act is "sodomy". DCKit Jul 2012 #10
Square baloney Joanie Baloney Jul 2012 #21
"Nobody made you click on this OP. You only have yourself to blame. " nc4bo Jul 2012 #2
apparently you don't know what sodomized means, or I don't because it isn't usually Lionessa Jul 2012 #3
Sodomy: "Sexual intercourse involving anal or oral copulation." (?) Poll_Blind Jul 2012 #5
Hmm, I've only ever seen it reference the former. Lionessa Jul 2012 #18
Not clicking - nope - not gonna do it. GoneOffShore Jul 2012 #4
with you there ....nt littlewolf Jul 2012 #20
Oooo, Kinky! nt MrScorpio Jul 2012 #6
spermatophores.... mike_c Jul 2012 #7
Yeah, they said squid prepared Western-style would not have this issue. Poll_Blind Jul 2012 #11
my boyfriend is a chef, and he's also Chinese CatWoman Jul 2012 #13
Does he know how to cook a steak medium well? Fawke Em Jul 2012 #14
LOLOL!!!! CatWoman Jul 2012 #16
sort of related story.... mike_c Jul 2012 #17
Ha! That's cool! Poll_Blind Jul 2012 #23
LOL!!! This post title is golden. Cali_Democrat Jul 2012 #8
Cook the damned squid!! hifiguy Jul 2012 #9
I was wondering about this, myself. Apparently there are a number of dishes in.... Poll_Blind Jul 2012 #19
Yet another reason to cook meat more thoroughly. Fawke Em Jul 2012 #12
They're all hawking Wal-Mart meat glue products. Mika Jul 2012 #22
I expect the chef kept his bottle of Cialis on a shelf above the stove and oopsie, well 2on2u Jul 2012 #15
Duzy!!! denbot Jul 2012 #24
Tentacle rape is real!!! Odin2005 Jul 2012 #25
They do eat live octopus jberryhill Jul 2012 #26
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