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No. n/t demmiblue Oct 2017 #1
No they will get thrown away due to risk of poison, pins and razor blades Not Ruth Oct 2017 #2
Only if you want your house egged. AngryAmish Oct 2017 #3
I bought non candy treats. SouthernIrish Oct 2017 #33
I just give away razor blades and firecrackers. AngryAmish Oct 2017 #35
I hope they are the 'fun' size. n/t ryan_cats Oct 2017 #39
Bwahahahaha! (I'm stealing that!) WinkyDink Oct 2017 #46
Yes, the INTERNATIONAL response of kids to Halloween Veg ! OnDoutside Oct 2017 #136
Only if you want to be hated by the kids Maeve Oct 2017 #4
No.. But there are some cocoa-roasted individually bagged almonds that I mix in with hlthe2b Oct 2017 #5
I dont know about getting egged, but it is insensitive and for sure Not Ruth Oct 2017 #6
Why are Lindt truffles "tone deaf'? whathehell Oct 2017 #10
Lindt truffles are adult candy, the type of thing that Trump might give Not Ruth Oct 2017 #18
I know what you're saying whathehell Oct 2017 #37
Some parents might think you're trying to hurt their kids dalton99a Oct 2017 #7
Everything should be individually wrapped and sealed The Blue Flower Oct 2017 #8
Small packages of cookies or crackers or chips, maybe? Mariana Oct 2017 #9
"Candy is horrible"? whathehell Oct 2017 #11
Pass out hard candies(only one apiece) Alpeduez21 Oct 2017 #12
Small individual pack. Yes Le Gaucher Oct 2017 #49
I don't give out hard candy due to possible choking on it. A smaller child can shraby Oct 2017 #81
I think the poster was being sarcastic. N/T EllieBC Oct 2017 #84
Thought I'd better say something in case they weren't. shraby Oct 2017 #105
I completely understand. EllieBC Oct 2017 #137
Why don't you give them a non-food treat? GoCubsGo Oct 2017 #13
Party City is a good place for those too TexasBushwhacker Oct 2017 #36
I give out dollar bills, If I get 10-15 families out here thats alot. Seems to work for me........ Old Vet Oct 2017 #67
This message was self-deleted by its author eShirl Oct 2017 #14
If you don't want to play the game, don't play at all brooklynite Oct 2017 #15
I LOL'd KG Oct 2017 #16
LOL Just turn out the lights & pretend you're not home, Demit Oct 2017 #17
+1 smirkymonkey Oct 2017 #62
You'd be better off handing out paper leaflets about the evils of Halloween candy GreenEyedLefty Oct 2017 #19
We considered Chick tracts to be prime loot. Mariana Oct 2017 #87
Individual packs of fruit treats, many are made from real fruit. AJT Oct 2017 #20
I second the fruit snacks recommendation MountCleaners Oct 2017 #143
why not just give out rolls of toilet paper and save them the time juxtaposed Oct 2017 #21
Stand on the porch and throw paper towels! WinkyDink Oct 2017 #47
LMAO!!!! sellitman Oct 2017 #53
Now there's an idea! smirkymonkey Oct 2017 #63
Poor kids LOL ! syringis Oct 2017 #94
I know! LOL! smirkymonkey Oct 2017 #99
It is what I think too syringis Oct 2017 #112
I suspect that may just be a theme this year. Hortensis Oct 2017 #71
You win with that reply!! MiniMe Oct 2017 #96
Bwaahahahahaa, have I mentioned how I hate, hate halloween? Love your idea. n/t monmouth4 Oct 2017 #110
LOL DemocratSinceBirth Oct 2017 #59
Just buy some fun-sized candy bars and be done with it. Codeine Oct 2017 #22
Give out five dollar bills. milestogo Oct 2017 #23
But the kids really loved the sugar cubes stamped with a skull & crossbones that we gave in the 60s Not Ruth Oct 2017 #32
.. Kittycow Oct 2017 #116
As long as mercuryblues Oct 2017 #24
You might want to pass out peanuts--literally meow2u3 Oct 2017 #25
Peanuts are murder for a lot of kids Not Ruth Oct 2017 #30
No! No nuts! Madam Mossfern Oct 2017 #31
Any parent of a child allergic to peanuts or "tree" nuts should be going with them, IMO hlthe2b Oct 2017 #40
PEANUTS?! Include an Epi-pen, too! WinkyDink Oct 2017 #48
Responsible parents will take care of that NotASurfer Oct 2017 #97
Lighten up, Frances! The whole thread is for laughs! WinkyDink Oct 2017 #102
Need to recalibrate my sarcasmimificationometer NotASurfer Oct 2017 #106
Then I'll help you out: MOST of the time I'm a Weisenheimer. You will definitely know when I'm not, WinkyDink Oct 2017 #145
just touching peanuts can kill some kids...no peanuts. Demsrule86 Oct 2017 #118
NO cyclonefence Oct 2017 #26
Kids look forward to trick or treating, all year. Why spoil this this one night, for them? Siwsan Oct 2017 #27
Go right ahead. We'll be handing out full-size candy bars MineralMan Oct 2017 #28
Just leave your porch light off as a signal that you Bettie Oct 2017 #29
Small bag of Halloween size pretzels or popcorn . Avoid the palm oil *save an orangutan lunasun Oct 2017 #34
I remember a guy who gave out FULL SIZED boxes of candies and chocolate covered cherries hlthe2b Oct 2017 #38
I found some things that kids seem to really get excited about eleny Oct 2017 #41
Yes... if you want your residence 'egged' left-of-center2012 Oct 2017 #42
if you own a power washer and have readily cleanable siding to handle the egg residue, go for it. Takket Oct 2017 #43
I'll take "Trick" for $20, Alex Mr. Ected Oct 2017 #44
Just turn your lights off until it's over. Easy-peasy! WinkyDink Oct 2017 #45
The kids will just throw them away. nt Irish_Dem Oct 2017 #50
If the kids don't, the parents will MiniMe Oct 2017 #100
Yes I would not let my child eat anything homemade or not wrapped. nt Irish_Dem Oct 2017 #101
It's not about what YOU like. It's a holiday for kids, The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2017 #51
Only if you want MFM008 Oct 2017 #52
C. Burned Not Ruth Oct 2017 #61
Lol MFM008 Oct 2017 #68
Not unless you know the kids janterry Oct 2017 #54
Good idea.thanks Le Gaucher Oct 2017 #55
Juice is pretty much sugar water that has some vitamin C. Mariana Oct 2017 #90
AS a child, any house that gave raisins was egged crazycatlady Oct 2017 #129
They will assume that you have bodies buried in your basement Orrex Oct 2017 #56
No. Just no. Squinch Oct 2017 #57
There's always gotta be one. VermontKevin Oct 2017 #58
This is an epic thread. DemocratSinceBirth Oct 2017 #60
It's a welcome distraction today :D Blue_Adept Oct 2017 #132
How about individual, store bought, bags of popcorn? Vinca Oct 2017 #64
Why not give out pocket sized bibles and Jehova's Witness literature? ProudLib72 Oct 2017 #65
A lady in our neighborhood handed out toothbrushes one year. B2G Oct 2017 #66
Money. I used to save my change all year, then put it into a tall glass vase Demit Oct 2017 #69
You actually let them walk thru your lawn? GulfCoast66 Oct 2017 #70
No. Instead, dress as a serial killer and jump out of the bushes with a bloody knife when kids go to Oneironaut Oct 2017 #72
Why do you hate children like this? AgadorSparticus Oct 2017 #73
It's a way to get rid of your opioids! WinkyDink Oct 2017 #74
Someone's gonna be offended by this. grossproffit Oct 2017 #77
Hope springs eternal! WinkyDink Oct 2017 #103
Nonsense! Give out full sized candy bars!!! longship Oct 2017 #75
Blasphemy! grossproffit Oct 2017 #76
only if you want your house egged..... samnsara Oct 2017 #78
Overheard convo in the store ColoradoBlue Oct 2017 #79
It is a once a year treat for the kids. Let it be. If you cannot have fun with this, Mediumsizedhand Oct 2017 #80
No, b/c treats not commercially wrapped are usually suspected of having razor blades or poison. nt tblue37 Oct 2017 #82
It isn't about what YOU would hate to eat. Offer commercial, wrapped candy to the KIDS. pnwmom Oct 2017 #83
Stop being ridiculous. EllieBC Oct 2017 #85
Only if you like cleaning egg off your front window... tritsofme Oct 2017 #86
Give stickers, temp tattoos, pencils mrs_p Oct 2017 #88
Carrot sticks and apples will be tossed in any case. Mariana Oct 2017 #92
Do you have a power washer? krispos42 Oct 2017 #89
hahah...we used to throw eggs and shaving cream around...the entire town trees were covered with Demsrule86 Oct 2017 #119
Halloween cat is judging you ColoradoBlue Oct 2017 #91
Dole Salad Fun packs MichMan Oct 2017 #93
My new favorite oxymoron! WinkyDink Oct 2017 #104
gross and more gross.. give the kids candy one time a year. Demsrule86 Oct 2017 #120
annies fruit snacks Mosby Oct 2017 #95
Anything made by the Mainway Toy Company should be good. Stinky The Clown Oct 2017 #98
I hand out SAS envelopes and say, "Send me all the green paper in your Daddy's pockets." WinkyDink Oct 2017 #107
Does it work? Demsrule86 Oct 2017 #121
It's not about what you like BainsBane Oct 2017 #108
Is this a picture of you taken last Halloween? Kaleva Oct 2017 #109
If you are going to give out carrots and apples bathroommonkey76 Oct 2017 #111
We're giving out little bags of Pirate's Booty. yewberry Oct 2017 #113
There is no law that says you can't. Doesn't mean you should. LisaL Oct 2017 #114
Little boxes of raisins elleng Oct 2017 #115
Chocolate covered at least! Demsrule86 Oct 2017 #122
Little boxes of dried despair. VermontKevin Oct 2017 #123
Like a raisin in the sun. WinkyDink Oct 2017 #127
! Kali Oct 2017 #146
No. crazycatlady Oct 2017 #130
Peanut butter cups don't have corn syrup...and come on it is halloween...won't hurt the younguns. Demsrule86 Oct 2017 #117
Not unless you want a side of eggs on your car crazycatlady Oct 2017 #124
I give out loose cigarettes. n/t LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #125
Hmmm....I'm giving the side-eye to your avatar. ;-) WinkyDink Oct 2017 #128
Good luck with that, RandySF Oct 2017 #126
Your guide to Halloween Candy marylandblue Oct 2017 #131
Sure. Do you have brick, alluminum, vinyl or cedar siding? lindysalsagal Oct 2017 #133
Brick ranch.. The windows are unfortunately still glass Le Gaucher Oct 2017 #138
Might be tough scrubbing the carrots out of the grout..... lindysalsagal Oct 2017 #140
Cloves of garlic are healthy too tavernier Oct 2017 #134
I found it! The perfect compromise, a TRUE non-pareil: WinkyDink Oct 2017 #135
I...have...had...that...nightmare... NotASurfer Oct 2017 #144
Turnips. That's what you should give. hunter Oct 2017 #139
OMG!!!! diva77 Oct 2017 #141
fuck no Skittles Oct 2017 #142
gotta rec this thread Kali Oct 2017 #147
Same here; GallopingGhost Oct 2017 #149
No, no, no. GallopingGhost Oct 2017 #148
Costco rotisserie chickens as treats Not Ruth Oct 2017 #150
Pumpkin spice Lindt truffles only 13 cents each, you have to buy 550 of them Not Ruth Oct 2017 #151
The candy isn't for you... ileus Oct 2017 #152
Hint: Avoid miniature bottles of Chivas Regal or Crown Royal. Buns_of_Fire Oct 2017 #153
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