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SergeStorms

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27. And the pumpkin....

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #17)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 09:00 PM

Oct 2017

is not quite as orange as Trump.

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An elementary-age kid just asked, "What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common?" [View all] FSogol Oct 2017 OP

That kid is my hero today! MontanaMama Oct 2017 #1

It was a co-worker's kid in my office break room today. Hilarious. n/t FSogol Oct 2017 #2

Brilliant! MontanaMama Oct 2017 #3

Nah, even the few Repubs here don't seem to like Trumpy. n/t FSogol Oct 2017 #4

I'm definitely telling that joke ProudLib72 Oct 2017 #5

Evil Trumpkinhead gyroscope Oct 2017 #6

A meme QED Oct 2017 #7

LOL! n/t FSogol Oct 2017 #13

DUzy! BumRushDaShow Oct 2017 #21

Zing! oasis Oct 2017 #8

1. kid gets the key to the city 2. Joke goes to the Greatest Page 3. Year supply of pizza SummerSnow Oct 2017 #9

They have similar IQ. Both need a lobotomy to achieve full potential. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2017 #10

I like it! Paka Oct 2017 #11

Love it! cwydro Oct 2017 #12

It SHOULD have been.... SergeStorms Oct 2017 #24

Agree. nt cwydro Oct 2017 #26

Both have a face you'd like to carve up. ** lpbk2713 Oct 2017 #14

Except for the Deplorables SeattlePop Oct 2017 #15

They're the people.... SergeStorms Oct 2017 #25

And the difference? El Mimbreno Oct 2017 #16

A little more difference than that: GopherGal Oct 2017 #17

And the pumpkin.... SergeStorms Oct 2017 #27

Oh- they should carved up before being thrown out Le Gaucher Oct 2017 #18

I'd say "Slimey inside" instead. nt TeamPooka Oct 2017 #19

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!! Initech Oct 2017 #20

chuckle riversedge Oct 2017 #22

#1 Halloween Joke fer sur benld74 Oct 2017 #23

squirrel & bird food. pansypoo53219 Oct 2017 #28

Why November? left-of-center2012 Oct 2017 #29

elections are in November louis c Oct 2017 #30

I didn't realize Trump's running for election next month left-of-center2012 Oct 2017 #33

Had to share that one! Atman Oct 2017 #31

Indeed! Plucketeer Oct 2017 #32

Zing! geardaddy Oct 2017 #34

Here's how you can tell the difference when in doubt: DFW Oct 2017 #35

HA! sixsixsick Oct 2017 #36

Over 23,000 Google hits even with quotes around the riddle, and some date back a very long time. Towlie Oct 2017 #37

Jokes run around for centuries.* I wasn't implying that the kid wrote the joke, they were just FSogol Oct 2017 #39

clever!! onetexan Oct 2017 #38

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