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Voice for Peace

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3. LOL. this is also very good

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 07:40 PM

Jun 2012

http://jezebel.com/5905455/im-a-mom-and-im-stoned-right-now

I’m a Mom and I’m Stoned Right Now

I wanted to get my husband to watch our daughter so I could get stoned and pound out this essay about being a mom who smokes pot. But when I stepped back into our apartment after smoking about half a bowl of something called "purple train wreck" out on the terrace, I knew I'd never be able to get any work done with this cute ass baby around to distract me. In the middle of playing some totally vacant, rule-less game that involved pretending to chew stuff, making growling noises, and giggling, I realized that she's like the funniest fucking person I've ever met. Anybody who thinks that weed makes parents ignore their children has clearly never been high around one. (much more at link)

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Dear Abby: Mrs pothead letter (Wow, just wow) [View all] Bennyboy Jun 2012 OP

Worst advice ever Warpy Jun 2012 #1

if he goes to a doctor he should go to a pot doctor Voice for Peace Jun 2012 #6

Pot is not a cureall Warpy Jul 2012 #8

no, I'm not off base, please don't do that. Voice for Peace Jul 2012 #9

Why doesn't she approve , she married a pothead orpupilofnature57 Jun 2012 #2

LOL. this is also very good Voice for Peace Jun 2012 #3

That is great.... Bennyboy Jun 2012 #4

Yeah, and that guy who bit the top off a coke bottle and raped the girl too ... 1-Old-Man Jun 2012 #5

You get drug information from Dragnet? Sans__Culottes Jul 2012 #7

I guess that as long onethatcares Jul 2012 #10