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re: Joe the Plumber: Bible More Accurate Than Science Books Because It’s Never Been Revised clang1 Jun 2012 #1
not necessarily "liars" krkaufman Jun 2012 #175
Logical, right??? elleng Jun 2012 #2
re: Logical, right??? clang1 Jun 2012 #18
I so love that movie! EOTE Jun 2012 #61
re: I so love that movie! clang1 Jun 2012 #167
How about the King James "Version"? lob1 Jun 2012 #3
and pokerfan Jun 2012 #13
not to mention the various ecclesiastical councils that decided what should be in the bible -- HiPointDem Jun 2012 #24
revisions clang1 Jun 2012 #31
oh yeah, that was just for starters pokerfan Jun 2012 #37
Thanks for that graphic. dixiegrrrrl Jun 2012 #91
+1 n/t clang1 Jun 2012 #165
Question about Christianity (nothing to do with Joe the Plumber) Jim Lane Jun 2012 #121
Splits off from Protestanism in the 19th century IMHO Retrograde Jun 2012 #122
It's because of your point about unified dogma that I'm not sure about graphing the LDS Church. Jim Lane Jun 2012 #128
They're hard to categorize Retrograde Jun 2012 #148
You're probably the first person to mention the Nicene Creed in a thread about Joe the Plumber. Jim Lane Jun 2012 #172
re: oh yeah, that was just for starters clang1 Jun 2012 #169
And then there are the Gnostic Gospels and the simple but often forgotten JDPriestly Jun 2012 #42
And don't forget the more recent "Bible for Dummies". lob1 Jun 2012 #46
Would that be "paraphrased bibles"? JHB Jun 2012 #56
Faith and history are also incompatible n/t Blanks Jun 2012 #143
The bible starts with a revision. sarge43 Jun 2012 #51
I love that picture Xyzse Jun 2012 #71
The "When you were born, the doc slapped your mother, right?" look. sarge43 Jun 2012 #188
LOL Xyzse Jun 2012 #190
Winner - that just says for me exactly what I wanted to express but smirkymonkey Jun 2012 #132
The created from a rib bit is a Sumerian pun. aquart Jun 2012 #147
That's a good point pokerfan Jun 2012 #159
Letting Go Of God is such an awesome piece. teamster633 Jun 2012 #178
At least before running mouth about it, minimum read the first couple of chapters of that book. n/t sarge43 Jun 2012 #189
Ure jus makin dat up, u commie pinko liar! freshwest Jun 2012 #36
Ignorance and stupidity, all personified in one man steve2470 Jun 2012 #4
re: Ignorance and stupidity, all personified in one man clang1 Jun 2012 #6
That's beautiful... it suggests a contest cthulu2016 Jun 2012 #5
The beauty is in the remarkable ThoughtCriminal Jun 2012 #9
There's a whole blog in that idea. EFerrari Jun 2012 #23
It is wrong on all of the levels, which are themselves also wrong. It is fractally wrong. (nt) Posteritatis Jun 2012 #130
Wurzelbacher is full of surprrises DFW Jun 2012 #7
I know I had a tough time sarisataka Jun 2012 #21
Just don't open it! chemenger Jun 2012 #96
I think I'll be ok sarisataka Jun 2012 #124
What is Indiana Jones doing posting here? n/t DFW Jun 2012 #136
Yes, it seems incredible - but there are Republicans ThoughtCriminal Jun 2012 #8
The Lord commands thee to return to plumbing and be silent Blue Owl Jun 2012 #10
ROFL alcibiades_mystery Jun 2012 #14
re: The Lord commands thee to return to plumbing and be silent clang1 Jun 2012 #15
Dude wasn't even an actual plumber, though Warren DeMontague Jun 2012 #49
.... Behind the Aegis Jun 2012 #11
Oh, Jesus! patrice Jun 2012 #12
Wow. Why does anyone give that loser the time of day? NC_Nurse Jun 2012 #16
Thing is, he probably knows how stupid that is mindwalker_i Jun 2012 #17
re: Thing is, he probably knows how stupid that is clang1 Jun 2012 #20
LMAO EFerrari Jun 2012 #19
It has been revised countless times. Where the heck has he been? Every generation revises appleannie1 Jun 2012 #22
I do believe the republicans have a contest to find Angry Dragon Jun 2012 #25
It's such a massive contest it will be difficult to determine a winner. LuckyLib Jun 2012 #146
And the moon is more important than the sun because Marr Jun 2012 #26
Stop that TrogL Jun 2012 #119
OMG. That's a keeper! nt Ilsa Jun 2012 #134
these people get paid good salaries to say that crap, too n/t RainDog Jun 2012 #27
re: these people get paid good salaries to say that crap, too n/t clang1 Jun 2012 #30
"Explains how his pastor..." Scootaloo Jun 2012 #28
Funny how they just keep shoveling this shit at us KansDem Jun 2012 #84
If you figure it out. Blanks Jun 2012 #145
religion, pro-life, etc. are all a smokescreen to get the real agenda through: corporatocracy wordpix Jun 2012 #100
Actually, very limited guns Scootaloo Jun 2012 #135
Hey, Joe the Plumber Downtown Hound Jun 2012 #29
What a moron. ForgoTheConsequence Jun 2012 #32
That's actually One of the better translations TrogL Jun 2012 #120
wow. fishwax Jun 2012 #33
I'm convinced this isn't stupidity agent46 Jun 2012 #34
Make mine an Orval..... MindMover Jun 2012 #35
It is abundantly obvious HeiressofBickworth Jun 2012 #40
All we really have now agent46 Jun 2012 #45
This is another issue that I have with John McCain. BlueMTexpat Jun 2012 #38
The Holy Bible has never been revised? LeftishBrit Jun 2012 #39
Coptic, too. Octafish Jun 2012 #79
Spam deleted by OKNancy (MIR Team) Donte Brown Jun 2012 #41
I wonder who waters the pastor. Solly Mack Jun 2012 #43
Ermm... ananda Jun 2012 #44
"a means to come at deep spiritual truths" deutsey Jun 2012 #63
Good analysis... tex-wyo-dem Jun 2012 #171
In right wing reality, when you are told to believe that god dictated..... wandy Jun 2012 #47
*bashes head in* sakabatou Jun 2012 #48
too stupid to see the science they don't believe in has basically created the modern world in which KG Jun 2012 #50
1973 was the first year the word "Homosexual" appeared in the bible justiceischeap Jun 2012 #52
These people plumb new depths of stupid every day. nt alphafemale Jun 2012 #53
Awww, lay off Comrade Joe, the Model Soviet Citizen JHB Jun 2012 #54
Stupid has worked really well for Joe The Plumber lunatica Jun 2012 #55
The amazing thing is that he nailed the important difference... Skinner Jun 2012 #57
This moron is even dumber than I first thought malaise Jun 2012 #58
It's hard to decide what they're most ignorant of... CBHagman Jun 2012 #59
And don't forget science! Lucy Goosey Jun 2012 #187
This guy is giving plumbers a bad name randr Jun 2012 #60
By that logic we should all be crapping Island Blue Jun 2012 #62
He is dumber than a rusted drain pipe. marmar Jun 2012 #64
And far less useful. n/t jtuck004 Jun 2012 #105
He's a political scientist who offers insightful analyses of socialism AND he's a biblical scholar deutsey Jun 2012 #65
back to plumbing dumbass spanone Jun 2012 #66
he's not a plumber - he was unemployed but I don't know now... wordpix Jun 2012 #101
Joe the plumber- Not a joe, nor a plumber discuss Rambis Jun 2012 #140
He's like butter...only... with ass crack showing FailureToCommunicate Jun 2012 #151
He's been plumbing the depths of dumbass ever since we were made aware of his existence. Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #186
I'm a non-believer GreatCaesarsGhost Jun 2012 #67
Is this idiot still flapping his yapper? Arkana Jun 2012 #68
That's right Joe, your Bible is written on the original papyrus in sinkingfeeling Jun 2012 #69
I think we can retire the title of "Dumbest Mofo to ever run for Congress". bullwinkle428 Jun 2012 #70
joe the fabrication is about as informed as I expected. mulsh Jun 2012 #72
He was hit with a ton of bricks alright. JoePhilly Jun 2012 #73
The breathtaking stupidity of that assertion hifiguy Jun 2012 #74
SUch stunning ignorance should never be given air time except perhaps on the smoking gun.... Marrah_G Jun 2012 #75
I hope Marcie Kaptur buries that bald-headed idiot in November catbyte Jun 2012 #76
We now live in the age of Stupidity for Profit. nt Javaman Jun 2012 #77
The fact is, that boy is dumber than a fucking rock Autumn Jun 2012 #78
Dear Gawd, does this man know how poorly he reflects plumbers? rustydog Jun 2012 #80
Er . . . huh 4th law of robotics Jun 2012 #81
Never revised? There are dozens of versions and they do not all use the same meanings. He is an jwirr Jun 2012 #82
Joe the Plumber hasn't heard of the google? Botany Jun 2012 #83
Google? Science created Google. TBF Jun 2012 #95
Here's Matthew 25:40 from 20 different bible versions LynneSin Jun 2012 #85
Stealing your marvelous graphic. dixiegrrrrl Jun 2012 #86
Stupid Is As Stupid Does herberto55 Jun 2012 #87
Tide goes in, tide goes out. CJCRANE Jun 2012 #88
Without honesty, there is no truth. SCVDem Jun 2012 #89
What language is Joe the Plumber's Bible written in? Hugabear Jun 2012 #90
It's in the original King James English CJCRANE Jun 2012 #92
Preacheth it, brother! derby378 Jun 2012 #103
Hey, English was good enough for Jeebus. hifiguy Jun 2012 #110
Pretty sure God speaks Old Gallifreyan. tclambert Jun 2012 #152
Stupid should explain: Bible More Accurate Than the Constitution Because It’s Never Been Revised wordpix Jun 2012 #93
Sam the Moron just proved my hypothesis for why these morons hate science. Odin2005 Jun 2012 #94
What is he smoking and where might I obtain some??? Initech Jun 2012 #97
Joe needs to Watch the History Channel and It's Shows about the Bible Liberalman777 Jun 2012 #98
He said, ‘see any revisions on it Joe’? I said, ‘no.’ Suji to Seoul Jun 2012 #99
It was revised everytime a monk hand copied it. nt tsuki Jun 2012 #102
joe... progressoid Jun 2012 #104
Oh my god, he's even more fucking stupid than I thought. Zoeisright Jun 2012 #106
Bu,,,? Wha,,,? Ho,,,? Wh,,,? (@#%(*@#R(*U@(F*@#(*R@#*J#(U#)@(U benld74 Jun 2012 #107
Err, don't know what to do with this one nadinbrzezinski Jun 2012 #108
OMG JonLP24 Jun 2012 #109
If the bible had problems at the end of each chapter, the publishers would revise it every year whopis01 Jun 2012 #111
What the...been hundreds of...where the.........?!?!?!? Crowman1979 Jun 2012 #112
Well its official! Joe the Dumber is a Troll! Crowman1979 Jun 2012 #113
DERP shanti Jun 2012 #114
I really mourn for the average knowledge bank of Americans librechik Jun 2012 #115
re: the lack of education is serving the Republicans who advocate it very well. clang1 Jun 2012 #174
Demagogues sulphurdunn Jun 2012 #116
Bible? Never been revised? Fire Walk With Me Jun 2012 #117
Imagine you're Steve Kraus, and you lost a primary to this idiot muriel_volestrangler Jun 2012 #118
Where I come from we call this: A Special Kind of Stupid. JNelson6563 Jun 2012 #123
It's fun to point and laugh at wingnuts like we do with zoo animals aint_no_life_nowhere Jun 2012 #125
Problem is we don't have the wingnuts in cages Taverner Jun 2012 #127
Um, the bible has been revised COUNTLESS times! Taverner Jun 2012 #126
Council of Nicaea for you on line one, Joe. (nt) Posteritatis Jun 2012 #129
But wait...I have a Revised Standard Version MineralMan Jun 2012 #131
Oh, please! neeksgeek Jun 2012 #133
Never been Revised Because... Dirty Socialist Jun 2012 #137
ummmmm...what rhymes with "plumber"... glinda Jun 2012 #138
Just on my Nook or on my bookshelf, I count four separate versions of the Bible. backscatter712 Jun 2012 #139
I wonder if he's an Old Testement or a New Testement kind of guy? obxhead Jun 2012 #141
it's called faith but Joe decided PatrynXX Jun 2012 #142
Probably old news, but I just saw a bumper sticker hamsterjill Jun 2012 #144
Screw him and the dinosaur he rode in on complain jane Jun 2012 #149
Three words rateyes Jun 2012 #150
Joe doesn't know which came first Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2012 #153
The reason science is more accurate is precisely because it's been revised so many times. tclambert Jun 2012 #154
Also says the Earth is flat. Nevernose Jun 2012 #155
Reminds me of an essay by Isaac Asimov pokerfan Jun 2012 #160
I am not surprised he's that ignorant frogmarch Jun 2012 #156
Ach, Gott im Himmel. tanyev Jun 2012 #157
Oy, Hillbilly philosophy Canuckistanian Jun 2012 #158
OMG...This fool makes my arse itch. Brooklyn Dame Jun 2012 #161
he really is stupid, isn't he? barbtries Jun 2012 #162
re: hope his would be constituents are running in the opposite direction. clang1 Jun 2012 #176
OMG..........can we just euthanize the stupid.... Historic NY Jun 2012 #163
learn something new Jerry Frey Jun 2012 #164
I thought for sure this was an exaggeration... but nope... MNBrewer Jun 2012 #166
Joe,the shitter's plugged. Swede Jun 2012 #168
When will this guy just go plunge a fucking turd? RagAss Jun 2012 #170
Yep, yep. Matthew and Moses speak and wrote English. McCamy Taylor Jun 2012 #173
And these stupid-ass MFers are running our lives! southerncrone Jun 2012 #177
If ... Clouseau2 Jun 2012 #179
To quote the great English poet George Harrison jonthebru Jun 2012 #180
... FedUpWithIt All Jun 2012 #181
Really rks306 Jun 2012 #182
What a fucking ignoramus. nt Deep13 Jun 2012 #183
God Almighty!!! (You should excuse the expression).... truth2power Jun 2012 #184
Wow. He must be a lousy plumber Tsiyu Jun 2012 #185
He's going for ALL the dog whistles. lpbk2713 Jun 2012 #191
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