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In reply to the discussion: I Don't Want A Talking Refrigerator [View all]pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)39. A built-in coffeemaker? In your fridge?
If it talks, too, I'm in! My current fridge doesn't even pour water or deliver ice. Sad.
Of course, it would have to come in a gold-plated model to fit in with the penthouse decor. Have you seen my toilet? Melania says she loves it but the truth is that she never poops.
If we had coffee coming out of the fridge, maybe she'd poop.
We, too, are simple and unpretentious. We have a little gold and gilt around, just like my blacks and my Hispanics and everyone else, right?
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A front door that auto opens or opens with button when you have groceries would be incredible!
yeoman6987
Aug 2016
#78
I don't understand why you're posting here when you could be out catchng Pikachu
pinboy3niner
Aug 2016
#2
And miss the chance that the fridge is a better converstionalist than all of your friends?
pinboy3niner
Aug 2016
#9
OR- American could invest in better public transportation rather than every individual atom
KittyWampus
Aug 2016
#48
Or more and better mass transit would work. But American people fetishize their own individuality
KittyWampus
Aug 2016
#49
Yeah, I bitched and moaned when my partner spent $200 dollars on the Nest thermostat.
Hassin Bin Sober
Aug 2016
#73
I bought ours; my wife and I are in that phase of life where we have vastly different thermal needs
Warren DeMontague
Aug 2016
#94
I just want YOU to dress in a refrigerator costume and come sit in my kitchen.
Warren DeMontague
Aug 2016
#29
I know. Dreadful to have to fill ice trays with water and put them in the freezer.
cali
Aug 2016
#40
Your fridge takes over your car and sends you to the grocery store for bread and milk.
Solly Mack
Aug 2016
#76
I would love a car I didn't have to think about! That's why I like taxis and drivers and uber
underahedgerow
Aug 2016
#92
Stress level reduced by half, it was kind of bizzarre. That said, you still have to pay attention,
grahamhgreen
Aug 2016
#96
As someone who can't drive because of my Asperger's, gimmie the self-driving car.
Odin2005
Aug 2016
#86