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tavernier

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47. I heard a Trump joke today.

Mon Jun 6, 2016, 09:39 PM

Jun 2016

Christmas Eve and Trump gets a visit from three ghosts. The first is George Washington.

"Please sir, tell me what to do to become a great president," says Trump.

"Never tell a lie," says GW.

The second, Jefferson.

Trump asks the same question.

"Respect all people," Jefferson answers.

Abe Lincoln appears.

"What is your advice?" asks Trump.

Lincoln stares for a long while at the Donald before answering.

"You look tired. Maybe you should get out more. Go to the theater."

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Your opinion of Donald Trump? [View all] kentuck Jun 2016 OP

He's a short fingered vulgarian. GoneOffShore Jun 2016 #1

Yes, this Warpy Jun 2016 #10

This Different Drummer Jun 2016 #41

Yes stage left Jun 2016 #15

He fits a few of them. 3,4,5, and 6 all fit him very well.... think Jun 2016 #2

My opinion of Trump is irrelevant, but so is Trump, ultimately. L. Coyote Jun 2016 #3

He is psychologically disordered by reason of narcissism. No Vested Interest Jun 2016 #4

Well struck! immoderate Jun 2016 #30

Terrific! Fantastic! Outstanding! OnyxCollie Jun 2016 #5

Sociopath Mendocino Jun 2016 #6

other - I do not know that much about him hfojvt Jun 2016 #7

Is there any circumstance where you could see yourself voting for Trump? kentuck Jun 2016 #8

of course not hfojvt Jun 2016 #14

One doesn't have to be on Trump's side OnyxCollie Jun 2016 #9

That is true. kentuck Jun 2016 #11

In 2012, I voted for Obama. OnyxCollie Jun 2016 #16

I posted much the same thing above Warpy Jun 2016 #12

you must have read my mind hfojvt Jun 2016 #13

Politicians change their positions all the time Fumesucker Jun 2016 #20

He's the best thing to happen to the Democratic party since Barry Goldwater. Donald Ian Rankin Jun 2016 #17

Biggest asshole on the planet? Initech Jun 2016 #18

"I like Chinese people..." yuiyoshida Jun 2016 #19

Did you celebrate your 15,000th post? Dont call me Shirley Jun 2016 #22

oh crap! I forgot to even check... yuiyoshida Jun 2016 #40

I havent been on alot. Congratulations, yuiyoshida! Dont call me Shirley Jun 2016 #46

Extreme Narcissist with very low slf-esteem. Dont call me Shirley Jun 2016 #21

A far more gifted con man than most of us want to believe Fumesucker Jun 2016 #23

probably referencing Scott Adams blog (Dilbert) Angel Martin Jun 2016 #45

You forgot one... Rosco T. Jun 2016 #24

he is an extreme narcissist, not a psychopath Skittles Jun 2016 #25

Options 3, 4, 5, and 6. Though I think even they miss the low level of my opinion. Agnosticsherbet Jun 2016 #26

Great poll, Kentuck. It was about time we had one specifically on the Donald. forest444 Jun 2016 #27

A dream come true if you wish to see impollision of the GOP beachbumbob Jun 2016 #28

A Reality TV star in a show directed by Bill Clinton Dems to Win Jun 2016 #29

A vulgar, inarticulate clown. Spider Jerusalem Jun 2016 #31

To quote Bill Maher, he's a whiny little bitch Beaverhausen Jun 2016 #32

He is a fascist nadinbrzezinski Jun 2016 #33

He's a living breathing meme created by the GOP. Solly Mack Jun 2016 #34

He's a skilled and shameless self promoter Algernon Moncrieff Jun 2016 #35

add mentally ill and I'll vote tandem5 Jun 2016 #36

There was a 2007 CNN interview, w/ Wolf Blitzer, in which Trump said that W was a total disaster. CobaltBlue Jun 2016 #37

I'm glad he exists. Shoulders of Giants Jun 2016 #38

He makes Gordon Gekko look like Mother Theresa. Aristus Jun 2016 #39

IMO, #6 is the most accurate. n/t Different Drummer Jun 2016 #42

He's going to tank. That's an expression known to tennis fans... WhaTHellsgoingonhere Jun 2016 #43

Immature, spoiled rich kid moondust Jun 2016 #44

I heard a Trump joke today. tavernier Jun 2016 #47