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In reply to the discussion: Your opinion of Donald Trump? [View all]tavernier
(13,049 posts)47. I heard a Trump joke today.
Christmas Eve and Trump gets a visit from three ghosts. The first is George Washington.
"Please sir, tell me what to do to become a great president," says Trump.
"Never tell a lie," says GW.
The second, Jefferson.
Trump asks the same question.
"Respect all people," Jefferson answers.
Abe Lincoln appears.
"What is your advice?" asks Trump.
Lincoln stares for a long while at the Donald before answering.
"You look tired. Maybe you should get out more. Go to the theater."
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He's the best thing to happen to the Democratic party since Barry Goldwater.
Donald Ian Rankin
Jun 2016
#17
Options 3, 4, 5, and 6. Though I think even they miss the low level of my opinion.
Agnosticsherbet
Jun 2016
#26
Great poll, Kentuck. It was about time we had one specifically on the Donald.
forest444
Jun 2016
#27