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1. If it's any consolation, Donald Trump can't open a Mason jar either.

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Sat Apr 2, 2016, 10:25 PM

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Are Mason Jars Sexist? [View all] Albertoo Apr 2016 OP

If it's any consolation, Donald Trump can't open a Mason jar either. rug Apr 2016 #1

Poor dear. Why? Albertoo Apr 2016 #3

Little hands. rug Apr 2016 #4

That's not what he told his friend Marco Albertoo Apr 2016 #5

Yeah but he has prehensile_____and opposable_____! panader0 Apr 2016 #36

DUzy !!! very funny rug ! nt Laura PourMeADrink Apr 2016 #27

LOL! Fast Walker 52 Apr 2016 #41

Lol. Or get the last olives out. Hortensis Apr 2016 #61

Yes,, They would be Eastern Star jars. LiberalArkie Apr 2016 #2

I knew it was a conspiracy jberryhill Apr 2016 #12

.... Laffy Kat Apr 2016 #53

LMAO Marrah_G Apr 2016 #59

Bwahahaha! Odin2005 Apr 2016 #60

There are lots of jar opener thingys now so I wouldn't be making an issue of it - LiberalElite Apr 2016 #6

Yes, I have one. But it's the principle involved. Albertoo Apr 2016 #7

Really. I'm moving on to another principle nt LiberalElite Apr 2016 #8

Oh, shut up. Brickbat Apr 2016 #9

Are you serious? Texasgal Apr 2016 #10

Seems tongue-in-cheek Oneironaut Apr 2016 #13

interesting point oldandhappy Apr 2016 #11

Being serious for a few minutes... Retrograde Apr 2016 #14

So does wrapping the lid with a rubber band TexasBushwhacker Apr 2016 #18

Hey, I thought I was the one who invented that trick! smirkymonkey Apr 2016 #30

April fools was yesterday Takket Apr 2016 #15

There are both wide-mouth and narrow-mouth Mason jars. WillowTree Apr 2016 #16

Yes, they are sexist The Straight Story Apr 2016 #17

Was the door ajar? GreatCaesarsGhost Apr 2016 #43

. Egnever Apr 2016 #47

Well played :) (nt) The Straight Story Apr 2016 #49

That's adorable. nt tblue37 Apr 2016 #67

So, buy a set at the grocery store and make a bunch of these: kentauros Apr 2016 #19

That's why I keep my privilege in them. linuxman Apr 2016 #20

I know I'm gonna pay for this BUT So Far From Heaven Apr 2016 #21

grip/rubber gloves blogslut Apr 2016 #22

The Mason Jars were obviously designed to deny women access milestogo Apr 2016 #23

You should write for The Onion. romanic Apr 2016 #24

Could be worse - the British equivalent is the Kilner jar, and the great-great-great grandson muriel_volestrangler Apr 2016 #25

Mason jars are very "in" right now. leftyladyfrommo Apr 2016 #26

That's why I like sites such as Evil Mad Scientist kentauros Apr 2016 #28

Or you can buy them already made leftyladyfrommo Apr 2016 #37

Don't be ironically contradicting kentauros Apr 2016 #44

The subjects DU'ers will complain about never ceases to amaze me A HERETIC I AM Apr 2016 #29

Men do... onyourleft Apr 2016 #32

It's 2016. AngryAmish Apr 2016 #31

It's a Masonic conspiracy I tell ya underpants Apr 2016 #33

What the hell were they thinking??? Travis_0004 Apr 2016 #34

And don't get me started on bell jars Orrex Apr 2016 #35

Not ryan_cats Apr 2016 #45

Isn't ryan_cats Apr 2016 #38

Bingo Albertoo Apr 2016 #62

You may be onto something here - Ball makes a line of jars, too! csziggy Apr 2016 #39

Great - now you are trying to make us irrelevant altogether... lame54 Apr 2016 #40

That's why we have breasts. noamnety Apr 2016 #42

Did you know the alt name for those openers are rubber husbands? I have a jar opener that has seaglass Apr 2016 #68

On a similar note, is Jason Mraz sexist? (nt) TacoD Apr 2016 #46

hahahaha Enrique Apr 2016 #64

Yes, obviously. Someone needs to make Madaughter Jars for women. Dr. Strange Apr 2016 #48

I counter that with - are those mason jars full of beer? Initech Apr 2016 #50

You could buy Kilner jars whistler162 Apr 2016 #51

It isn't just the jars, ever wonder who designed that top shelf in the kitchen? Men. braddy Apr 2016 #52

This. Drives me crazy. Laffy Kat Apr 2016 #54

If you really canned, you'd call it canning and you'd have a jar wrench. REP Apr 2016 #55

How silly. I have rheumatoid arthritis and live alone and have had little trouble with them Warpy Apr 2016 #56

Run hot water on the lid first Liberal_in_LA Apr 2016 #57

Makes me wonder madamesilverspurs Apr 2016 #58

has anyone here tried open a jar of Mole? Enrique Apr 2016 #63

well, the Masonic Order doesn't admit women, so it is indeed sexist. kwassa Apr 2016 #65

Look-- guys need their,uh, egos stroked. panader0 Apr 2016 #66