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Response to Algernon Moncrieff (Original post)

Wed Mar 23, 2016, 07:44 PM

14. Since they have chosen to use generalities

So have I
They would sell their own mother if they could get away with it.
They dont want taxes but get angry if their street is not plowed during the winter or they have to pay an arm and a leg if their child want to play sports.
Is against all government aid until they have to start paying for grandpa at the home.

I have found, its all money with these people. You can talk about the most mundane subjects and somehow, the first thing that comes to their minds is money. Tell them you mowed the grass, and they will tell you how their lawn service is overcharging them, and in the same breath, mention how they are looking unsuccessfully for a cheap fitness center, completely missing how those 2 things are connected.
Or how they want all business unregulated but complain how they can't go swimming in the lake due to the toxic water. I just tell them, they better get their strainer out of the kitchen and get busy taking the alge blooms out of the water if they want to go swimming!
Oh, your water pipe broke? Better get your shovel and get your ass digging!

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