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I suggest that you go back to your bunker because you never know, Xenu's arrival could be right around the corner. Of course, you know what happened last time.
My suggestion: Look for anything that appears like a DC-8 and hunker down, praying to L. Drunkard Hubbard that the body Thetans in your brain don't give your position away. Maybe you didn't give enough indulgences to your church 
to be totally clear. If I were you I would avoid ever going out in public. Just to make sure.
Or maybe just fuck off.
on edit: (flashing red) Scientologists really believe this! (/flashing red) Homage to South Park
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