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kenny blankenship

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9. Oh less than you'd think: earlier that day he dined at the Olive Garden

Reply to Sabriel (Reply #7)

Tue May 29, 2012, 10:42 PM

May 2012

Hospital staff reported he said he "couldn't bear having that shit in him another minute."

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Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers [View all] Tony_FLADEM May 2012 OP

Ouch! We can blame this on cops, on NJ or on bath salts kenny blankenship May 2012 #1

or good old fashioned mental illness which is always a fine target for humorous quips. CBGLuthier May 2012 #21

The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us Canuckistanian May 2012 #2

I do belive you are on to something. sarcasmo May 2012 #3

One word oldernwiser May 2012 #4

Already taught to my kid Canuckistanian May 2012 #5

And edged weapons don't need to be reloaded REP May 2012 #13

On Zombieland, I learned to do the double tap Sheepshank May 2012 #27

double tap belcffub May 2012 #30

Phew, thanks, corrected. I'd better get the dvd for intermittent reminders! n/t Sheepshank May 2012 #33

Two words Zalatix May 2012 #6

Rule number one: Cardio. n/t backscatter712 May 2012 #24

My first thought too REP May 2012 #11

The CDC has a helpful blogpost on how to be prepared for such... msanthrope May 2012 #15

Wow Canuckistanian May 2012 #17

THAT'S how the GOP are running level in the polls Mutiny In Heaven May 2012 #23

Essential Reading: Marr May 2012 #31

I worry about the half dogs... Javaman May 2012 #32

Worst are the zombie clowns! backscatter712 May 2012 #34

That takes guts. n/t Sabriel May 2012 #7

Oh less than you'd think: earlier that day he dined at the Olive Garden kenny blankenship May 2012 #9

That joke was a cut above the rest n/t mindwalker_i May 2012 #10

Real intestinal fortitude! n/t backscatter712 May 2012 #22

He worked the graveyard shift on a skeleton crew. nt Remmah2 May 2012 #36

What the hell is going on? First, some dude eats another dude's face off in Miami... Liberal_Stalwart71 May 2012 #8

Zompocalypse. REP May 2012 #12

ROFLMAO. lonestarnot May 2012 #14

*golf clap* DU flvegan May 2012 #16

damn TorchTheWitch May 2012 #20

People develop gallows humor as a coping mechanism Nuclear Unicorn May 2012 #25

He now only has a semicolon (nt) Nye Bevan May 2012 #18

I am in awe, sir. nt msanthrope May 2012 #19

I chortled -- though I shouldn't have. Nuclear Unicorn May 2012 #26

You expect me to swallow that tripe? cthulu2016 May 2012 #28

Do you have the stomach for it? n/t backscatter712 May 2012 #29

Crack is whack n/t Mz Pip May 2012 #35

he puts the Hack in Hackensack mnmoderatedem May 2012 #37