They'll say "Jeb, what have you got that Trump hasn't got?" (Reply #9)

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Sat Oct 24, 2015, 03:47 AM

delrem (9,688 posts)

9. They'll say "Jeb, what have you got that Trump hasn't got?"

They'll say "Jeb, Carson is an awesome force in the Republican party today, and what have you got that Carson hasn't got?"

Jeb'll be flustered and say "but I'm just old likable me!".

Then they'll turn on the home movie of George W. Bush striding across the flight deck of the aircraft carrier, crotch bulging with the kind of magic that had Chris Matthews gushing "we're all neocons, now!", and ask Jeb how his crotch can compare.
I'm not sure whether Jeb'll feel at home with his crotch, at that time.

But that's politics in the USA, and at that it's just half of the Bush and Clinton family series of operettas.

It's ongoing. It's all the rage.

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63 replies	Author	Time	Post
Bush Crime Family may pull the plug on Jeb! [View all]	book_worm	Oct 2015	OP
Sounds like an intervention	world wide wally	Oct 2015	#1
Poor Jeb	Liberal_in_LA	Oct 2015	#2
All that family money and still as dumb as a bag of Dowdys. n/t	dixiegrrrrl	Oct 2015	#13
And he was supposed to be the SMART one!	BuelahWitch	Oct 2015	#22
Babs must have drank like a fish while pregnanr with her sons	hifiguy	Oct 2015	#26
lol. nt	restorefreedom	Oct 2015	#43
"Smart" being a relative term, and not indicative of reality in any manner. nt	ladyVet	Oct 2015	#54
Interesting	davidpdx	Oct 2015	#3
Maybe Neil Bush can pull in more financing with his criminal banking & hooking activities.	NBachers	Oct 2015	#4
LOL!	Art_from_Ark	Oct 2015	#8
are they going to start grooming George Prescott Bush	irisblue	Oct 2015	#5
The young stalker -	TBF	Oct 2015	#21
Or Pierce...	NYC Liberal	Oct 2015	#51
shudder	Arugula Latte	Oct 2015	#55
I remember when Jeb was the Smart One.	byronius	Oct 2015	#6
That's one supervillain straight out of Beany and Cecil	Art_from_Ark	Oct 2015	#10
Dishonest John!	hifiguy	Oct 2015	#27
That "Jeb was the smart one" bullshit was yet another piece of fallacious conventional	Chakab	Oct 2015	#15
It was an easy one to fall for.	ZX86	Oct 2015	#38
It's takes some smarts to be a devious, sneaky bastard like W.	CrispyQ	Oct 2015	#52
They're Going To Tell Him They Are Going To Get A Repug Congressional Committee To.....	global1	Oct 2015	#7
They'll say "Jeb, what have you got that Trump hasn't got?"	delrem	Oct 2015	#9
I bet he's going to just love having Dubya there when he's told he's not cutting it.	cui bono	Oct 2015	#11
Would I love to be a fly on the wall during that gathering!	smirkymonkey	Oct 2015	#23
Oooh, a meeting of the minds	progressoid	Oct 2015	#12
They're going to tell him,	Unknown Beatle	Oct 2015	#14
Aw! Helicopter parents in action!	Helen Borg	Oct 2015	#16
For the win!	mike dub	Oct 2015	#18
LOL!	City Lights	Oct 2015	#20
I smell sulfur.	lonestarnot	Oct 2015	#17
Hugo and Colin noted that family trait.	Octafish	Oct 2015	#19
Colin and bushitler were hatching up war with Iraq a year before it started.	lonestarnot	Oct 2015	#39
Colin went along and got along.	Octafish	Oct 2015	#48
Ewwww, and push blame to everyone else.	lonestarnot	Oct 2015	#49
He who smelt it, dealt it.	Octafish	Oct 2015	#57
His run has been strange to watch... he was much more competent (less gaffe prone)	JCMach1	Oct 2015	#24
His mom didn't want him to run	loyalsister	Oct 2015	#50
If he couldn't anticipate	roaminronin	Oct 2015	#25
He has the same capacity for self-reflection	hifiguy	Oct 2015	#28
Interesting turn of events.	Wellstone ruled	Oct 2015	#29
Every time I see the words "Bush Crime Family" I automatically reject anything else the person says.	MohRokTah	Oct 2015	#30
Not really. There's a lot more truth to it.	John Poet	Oct 2015	#31
That's exactly the sort of thing the extreme right says about the Clintons. eom	MohRokTah	Oct 2015	#33
.... who are also great pals with the Bushes.	John Poet	Oct 2015	#46
that says a lot about YOU, actually. nt	grasswire	Oct 2015	#32
Yes, I am not a radical leftist extremist.	MohRokTah	Oct 2015	#34
Nice try.	grasswire	Oct 2015	#35
Honest truth.	MohRokTah	Oct 2015	#36
"radical leftist extremists"	laundry_queen	Oct 2015	#47
pretty much everybody to the left of a proud fascist	reddread	Oct 2015	#60
Thats a surprise..	Jesus Malverde	Oct 2015	#59
Now why would Babs want to trouble her beautiful mind over that disaster?	IDemo	Oct 2015	#37
"Psssst, tio...	Scurrilous	Oct 2015	#40
Tu no puedes naaa	flamingdem	Oct 2015	#41
...	Scurrilous	Oct 2015	#58
hmm, maybe the plan is to set Jeb! up for the VP slot	0rganism	Oct 2015	#42
VP for whom?	brooklynite	Oct 2015	#44
whoever the nominee is	0rganism	Oct 2015	#45
I don't see "The Family" going for that.	MoonRiver	Oct 2015	#53
Not sure I'd want to be the nominee in that case	KamaAina	Oct 2015	#63
JEB! has looked like a big doof his whole campaign. They should have	Oneironaut	Oct 2015	#56
kick	napkinz	Oct 2015	#61
Sunday and Monday is the weekend?	KamaAina	Oct 2015	#62

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