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Bombero1956

(3,539 posts)
22. don't look Ethel
Sat May 19, 2012, 12:25 AM
May 2012

This is your action news reporter, and we're here at the lumber
yard. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my wood cut, she just appeared
out of the nowhere. Come streakin' around the pressure treated wood there, didn't
have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin'
her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too
late. She'd already been mooned.
Flashed her right there in front of the plywood.


I guess she was board. Jackpine Radical May 2012 #1
That's just plane awlful. n/t Sabriel May 2012 #8
That's knot funny, yew. She went against the grain, is all... petronius May 2012 #10
I wood tend to agree. Robb May 2012 #13
Don't axe me what she was upset about... dogknob May 2012 #36
You're all just a bunch of TOOLS! yoyossarian May 2012 #37
I SAW that one coming Canuckistanian May 2012 #20
Probably just a little warped hootinholler May 2012 #33
Why does this never happen at MY lumber store? Canuckistanian May 2012 #2
Naked.....lumber store? ...... I sense an imminent "wood" joke. marmar May 2012 #3
got wood? unblock May 2012 #5
Sorry but no. No wood. lonestarnot May 2012 #14
It's a damned shame they blurred out her Freedom of Expression. nt Poll_Blind May 2012 #4
In balls ton NY? DocMac May 2012 #6
Ballston Spa, just south of Saratoga Springs. Rhiannon12866 May 2012 #17
And I've been in that Curtis Lumber dozens of times - I used to live a quarter mile from it. Cooley Hurd May 2012 #30
Of course, LOL, but I never knew you to go to Curtis Lumber Rhiannon12866 May 2012 #31
Everytime I needed something for the boat, I'd go to Curits... Cooley Hurd May 2012 #34
Am I on Candid Camera? longship May 2012 #7
Why can't this happen using nude men? Fawke Em May 2012 #19
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service WonderGrunion May 2012 #9
How about No Underwear? Ter May 2012 #27
Why surprisingly? RC May 2012 #11
Splinters. Remmah2 May 2012 #12
Apparently, she has no interest in fashion. n/t Cleita May 2012 #15
It's always in fashion to be... Canuckistanian May 2012 #21
What's the big deal? This is what the TSA sees all day long. FailureToCommunicate May 2012 #16
I wisht he'da said, "Ma'am, Y'all knows ya nekkid"? Zanzoobar May 2012 #18
don't look Ethel Bombero1956 May 2012 #22
I think you just won the thread... Volaris May 2012 #23
The reference is from "The Streak" Art_from_Ark May 2012 #25
And here it is... pinboy3niner May 2012 #26
This message was self-deleted by its author Warren DeMontague May 2012 #24
Here's one with a video Ter May 2012 #28
Fugue state? pokerfan May 2012 #29
Thats telling 'em madokie May 2012 #32
"Oh Mom, you Didn't!" said her school-age son and daughter NBachers May 2012 #35
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