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Nuclear Unicorn

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14. Because you can't use a vibrator to fix your car.

Reply to SoCalDem (Original post)

Tue May 19, 2015, 06:48 AM

May 2015

It seems kinda obvious, really.

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Scientists examine why men even exist [View all] SoCalDem May 2015 OP

It's not perplexing really Sobax May 2015 #1

Two provide more security.... daleanime May 2015 #2

Well, exactly Sobax May 2015 #3

It's a lot of fun too AgingAmerican May 2015 #5

........ daleanime May 2015 #17

And we're sure you have fond memories, but.... Quackers May 2015 #36

Indeed I do! AgingAmerican May 2015 #37

Fondling memories, you say? Eleanors38 May 2015 #47

Yup.... This is pretty well understood, I think.... Adrahil May 2015 #16

You're ruining the man hate. ileus May 2015 #53

Males can produce many more offspring than women. Kablooie May 2015 #4

SOMEONE needs to vote Republican. Spitfire of ATJ May 2015 #6

And get the lids off of the peanut butter hifiguy May 2015 #27

And shovel the snow. Spitfire of ATJ May 2015 #32

These work beautifully. Jamastiene May 2015 #52

Another question is why are there so many. Donald Ian Rankin May 2015 #7

There are 6 billion people treestar May 2015 #8

That's why loin cloths were invented..... Spitfire of ATJ May 2015 #33

Hardly controversial. joshcryer May 2015 #9

But without men, Binkie The Clown May 2015 #10

The answer seems obvious LittleBlue May 2015 #11

The beetle lobby SoCalDem May 2015 #12

... LittleBlue May 2015 #13

Because you can't use a vibrator to fix your car. Nuclear Unicorn May 2015 #14

I'm just gonna leave this here... Glassunion May 2015 #19

Good point! leftofcool May 2015 #26

That seemed funny until I realized that treestar May 2015 #42

Just because we can doesn't mean I want to. Nuclear Unicorn May 2015 #43

I don't either treestar May 2015 #44

I moved out to the country when I got married. The women out here do so much on their own -- Nuclear Unicorn May 2015 #50

We had a lady in the hospital that kept hearing a strange intermittent sound. ileus May 2015 #54

It's amazing how close this article mimicked our wedding vows. Glassunion May 2015 #15

I did actually laugh out loud. KittyWampus May 2015 #21

Re: Scientists examine why men even exist OneBanana_TwoPeels May 2015 #18

The question is about evolution A Little Weird May 2015 #20

But a lot of groups of mammals exclude the males most of the time.... bettyellen May 2015 #51

next up, why are kids around? what do a buncha delirious midgets contribute? MisterP May 2015 #22

"the males of a species often contribute nothing but genetic material to the mix" < With that logic jtuck004 May 2015 #23

Don't forget a roomba for the bread crumbs GummyBearz May 2015 #38

Sadly, I think vacuuming would be a thing of the past in man world. Which might jtuck004 May 2015 #41

Cuz Gawd done made Adam! It sez so in mah Bible! Arugula Latte May 2015 #24

In typical plants, reproduction is sexual, but not selective, and the individuals are hermaphroditic muriel_volestrangler May 2015 #25

At least vegetables don't pretend they got taste. Eleanors38 May 2015 #48

All worker bees are female bluestateguy May 2015 #28

Most male insects in the Hymenoptera order, such as honey bees, DIE after the sexual act. MohRokTah May 2015 #30

Talk about high stakes bluestateguy May 2015 #31

Insects of the Hymenoptera Order have it figured out. MohRokTah May 2015 #29

What. A. Fucking. Waste. How about examining a cure for cancer? AIDS? A way to sequester CO2? cherokeeprogressive May 2015 #34

What? sendero May 2015 #35

SCIENCE! Eleanors38 May 2015 #46

What a silly study Baclava May 2015 #39

I wonder this daily n/t PasadenaTrudy May 2015 #40

Somebody has to burn the BBQ. Eleanors38 May 2015 #45

to piss Snow Leopard May 2015 #49

But existing is all I do! /Fry Initech May 2015 #55

Duh.... take the garbage out, kill spiders in the bathtub, Nye Bevan May 2015 #56

To kill large spiders? n/t Spirochete May 2015 #57