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2. (They kicked Buddha and Jesus out--no shirt, no shoes, no service!)

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Tue Jan 13, 2015, 10:35 AM

Jan 2015

heeheeheeheehee................

(sorry to take away from an excellent cartoon! me --BAD lastlib!)

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Toon: Muhammed, Jesus and Buddah walk into a bar... [View all] n2doc Jan 2015 OP

Great cartoon Gothmog Jan 2015 #1

(They kicked Buddha and Jesus out--no shirt, no shoes, no service!) lastlib Jan 2015 #2

Wonder if Jesus just paid for a water? FSogol Jan 2015 #4

LOL! That was the part that really made me laugh out loud. What they are each drinking. KittyWampus Jan 2015 #6

hahahahahahaha!!! lastlib Jan 2015 #16

hahaha hibbing Jan 2015 #26

Ordered. A HERETIC I AM Jan 2015 #32

LOL Dont call me Shirley Jan 2015 #37

HAHA! Took me a few....! WinkyDink Jan 2015 #57

Haha! grahamhgreen Jan 2015 #66

Dude, he is drinking the blood of Christ. McCamy Taylor Jan 2015 #71

Transubcannibalization? FSogol Jan 2015 #74

In some bars, if you don't take your hat off, you're buying a round for everyone! nt MADem Jan 2015 #24

Knr alfredo Jan 2015 #3

Club soda, tea, red wine. LOL! KittyWampus Jan 2015 #5

Strange - I thought he ordered water? Lancero Jan 2015 #42

There's a cork nearby Hekate Jan 2015 #44

I notice that Jesus is the only one drinking booze oberliner Jan 2015 #7

Hey, he's the guy that made sure the wedding guests didn't run out of the good stuff! Hekate Jan 2015 #46

and yet some conservative Christians LiberalElite Jan 2015 #61

After his mother asked him to take care of it dflprincess Jan 2015 #62

Booze is the sacred drug of the Christians. grahamhgreen Jan 2015 #68

All three are from Asia... one just has to have blonde hair? uponit7771 Jan 2015 #8

And The Buddha has really let himself go. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jan 2015 #9

yep geardaddy Jan 2015 #11

MUSIC TO LISTEN TO THIS THREAD BY... nikto Jan 2015 #64

Buddha was from India and not east Asia. Jesus Malverde Jan 2015 #75

Yes, I know he was from India geardaddy Jan 2015 #76

Notice that his beard is dark... Silent3 Jan 2015 #12

Metro Jesus? nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jan 2015 #13

all that walking around in the desert bleached his hair. I think it was for 40 days? KittyWampus Jan 2015 #14

Actually, it was 40 YEARS ... staggerleem Jan 2015 #19

I was a Sunday school teacher> KittyWampus Jan 2015 #21

That's the way I remember it, Kitty. It's pretty clear even in King James' English. Hekate Jan 2015 #45

At what age was jesus supposedly crucified? bvf Jan 2015 #22

Gotta read the whole post, there -- especially the "and that was MOSES" part. nt MADem Jan 2015 #25

I got that. bvf Jan 2015 #27

Ah, point taken! nt MADem Jan 2015 #28

No, Jesus was allegedly in the desert for 40 days Blue_In_AK Jan 2015 #50

I forget where I heard this... DonViejo Jan 2015 #52

That actually makes sense. Blue_In_AK Jan 2015 #53

Remember you are dealing with a time period with no calendars as we understand them happyslug Jan 2015 #58

The Hebrew Gematria of 40>>> 40 is the value of the Hebrew letter "Mem" KittyWampus Jan 2015 #69

And guess what? Brigid Jan 2015 #54

Naw, that's from hanging around in the sun. Spitfire of ATJ Jan 2015 #38

Something dedicated surfers also know. Hekate Jan 2015 #47

Ah,...that whole "walking on water" thing got messed up in the translation.... Spitfire of ATJ Jan 2015 #56

Well, to be fair... Contrary1 Jan 2015 #33

His real dad had him described in a book though... he didn't have blonde hair uponit7771 Jan 2015 #35

Nobody discussed his hair or eye color; hence our ability to project our ideal image on him. Hekate Jan 2015 #48

Aw, KICK! !!!!! planetc Jan 2015 #10

Anyone notice that bvf Jan 2015 #15

Looks like ann--- Jan 2015 #17

Every group on the planet has its nuts, unfortunately. Hekate Jan 2015 #49

No argument there. n/t. bvf Jan 2015 #60

All Toons SteveG Jan 2015 #18

K and r. nt cwydro Jan 2015 #20

Amazing how "the Buddha" is still portrayed as morbidly obese when that's no longer considered a DesertDiamond Jan 2015 #23

K&R napkinz Jan 2015 #29

Here is how you explain the inquisition iandhr Jan 2015 #30

k&r Electric Monk Jan 2015 #31

Kicktoon! This is a great toon except for "Buddha" is Hotei or Budai, the God of Happiness & Plenty Hekate Jan 2015 #34

I'm saving this to my desktop, and probably putting it on my fridge Hekate Jan 2015 #36

In South Park, Buddha says, "There is no evil," to whcih the others reply, Vattel Jan 2015 #39

Perfect. nt SunSeeker Jan 2015 #40

K&R DeSwiss Jan 2015 #41

Very good! Enthusiast Jan 2015 #43

K & R !!! WillyT Jan 2015 #51

Love Bob Rogers… Pittsburgh Post Gazette's my newspaper MrMickeysMom Jan 2015 #55

Sadly their followers don't follow. Religions suck. nm rhett o rick Jan 2015 #59

Now that is funny. nt kelliekat44 Jan 2015 #63

THIS CARTOONIST MUST DIE!!! Albertoo Jan 2015 #65

Who are these people? grahamhgreen Jan 2015 #67

OMG! They are gonna have to go after the ENTIRE internet now. McCamy Taylor Jan 2015 #70

Source, with readers' feedback alp227 Jan 2015 #72

Exactly! mahalo n2doc Cha Jan 2015 #73