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MannyGoldstein

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34. Brilliant Comrade is coding new operating system!

Reply to Algernon Moncrieff (Original post)

Sat Oct 11, 2014, 02:12 PM

Oct 2014

Without need of caffeine beverages of paunchy western hacker culture, nor oxygen or lighting, Supreme Leader has favored his countrymen by holing up in palace to write new computer operating system of advanced. No sleep! In a flash Microsoft Windows will be changed for Hugehard Streetlight of Kim.

There is delay of 10 days because Brilliant Comrade determine that x86 chip architecture stink worse than 100 year kimchi, invent new silent but deadly microchip structure for world!

Brilliant Comrade!

Soon Huge Leader will become once again available with lightning fast disco moves to counter Western hegemony, now with Streetlight on flatus.

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What the Hell Is Going On in North Korea? [View all] Algernon Moncrieff Oct 2014 OP

Halloween is coming LiberalEsto Oct 2014 #1

It'll be the yard display to end all yard displays Algernon Moncrieff Oct 2014 #2

Another choice? rogerashton Oct 2014 #3

I think it was a combination of factors Warpy Oct 2014 #4

My guess is illness treestar Oct 2014 #5

Maybe he finally... discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2014 #6

Just about everything out there is a conspiracy theory davidpdx Oct 2014 #7

This would be my poll NV Whino Oct 2014 #8

The plastic surgery scars on his replacement are not yet fully healed. hunter Oct 2014 #9

WFK? Wounded Bear Oct 2014 #10

Kim Jung-Un had his World of Warcraft account hacked Shankapotomus Oct 2014 #11

Hiking the Appalachian Trail? (nt) Nye Bevan Oct 2014 #12

Well played...nt SidDithers Oct 2014 #17

First you have to like hiking..... A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #25

Tonsilar syphilis. Eleanors38 Oct 2014 #13

Ouch! Algernon Moncrieff Oct 2014 #36

Shortness of breath Adsos Letter Oct 2014 #14

We don't know edhopper Oct 2014 #15

Since Obama has become president it is amazing how fast people declare defeat and failure. Johonny Oct 2014 #19

seriously? qazplm Oct 2014 #35

Only Hannah Bell knows the truth about North Korea...nt SidDithers Oct 2014 #16

Oooooh..... A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #26

I read a pretty insightful piece somewhere that said China is pushing him out. LostInAnomie Oct 2014 #18

China knows what side of their bread is buttered. A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #27

This seems likely. hifiguy Oct 2014 #30

I always thought that China liked the crazy Kims Algernon Moncrieff Oct 2014 #37

I don't know much about the power structure there, but ohnoyoudidnt Oct 2014 #20

You know, if North Korea would agree to give the cameras from TLC free rein Nye Bevan Oct 2014 #21

Bwahahaha. Rod Beauvex Oct 2014 #31

Hmmmm ohnoyoudidnt Oct 2014 #43

The revenge of Hans Blix. n/t cloudbase Oct 2014 #22

Maskirovka AnalystInParadise Oct 2014 #23

Kim joined ISIS. JaneyVee Oct 2014 #24

You beat me to it flamingdem Oct 2014 #32

He's at Dennis Rodman's house CanonRay Oct 2014 #28

I don't want to say it but.... LostOne4Ever Oct 2014 #29

Kim has Ebola FreeJoe Oct 2014 #33

Brilliant Comrade is coding new operating system! MannyGoldstein Oct 2014 #34

Now I can't stop thinking what 100 year old kimchi would smell like Algernon Moncrieff Oct 2014 #38

You definitely have the North Korean prose style down to a T. hifiguy Oct 2014 #39

Now the world knows who's *truly* paying MannyGoldstein Oct 2014 #40

Streetlight on Flatus is my favorite Guided By Voices album Warren DeMontague Oct 2014 #41

Real answer? Who fuckin' knows. Warren DeMontague Oct 2014 #42

Is he camped out with his iMac waiting for the next "celebrity" nudes? Sen. Walter Sobchak Oct 2014 #44