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31. Oh baby, I'm thinkin' of taking on the entire Ariz. legislature for fun

Reply to quaker bill (Reply #28)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 11:13 PM

Apr 2012

One of them has to have some balls.

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Ok so I'm thinking of getting pregnant. Does that make me pregnant in Arizona? [View all] MichiganVote Apr 2012 OP

Heheh! GreenPartyVoter Apr 2012 #1

Absolutely. Even if you weren't thinking Roselma Apr 2012 #2

Oh cool then we can all apply for the Family Leave thing. Let's do it! MichiganVote Apr 2012 #8

LOL! nt avebury Apr 2012 #3

You are only pregnant if you are between menstrual periods. Once you are bleeding, then you must uppityperson Apr 2012 #4

Oh fuck that's too much work. Can't I just be a slut instead? MichiganVote Apr 2012 #9

Sure, slut on! uppityperson Apr 2012 #18

Well hell it worked in HS, why change now? MichiganVote Apr 2012 #20

Counting how many times I could've been pregnant, according to this law, I didn't have uppityperson Apr 2012 #23

God didn't think of that. Well another reason I'm going to Hell. Oh well. MichiganVote Apr 2012 #26

LMAO! Kath1 Apr 2012 #49

Well, when was your last period? If you arthritisR_US Apr 2012 #5

Ok but I'm not exactly sure that the period really happened in Arizona. I travel. MichiganVote Apr 2012 #11

I would tink the minute you hit Arizona air space arthritisR_US Apr 2012 #38

You know I think that baked face Jan Brewer has a thing for me. MichiganVote Apr 2012 #41

She's an odd duck, that one. Her god complex arthritisR_US Apr 2012 #47

You probably already qualify for prenatal assistance. Downwinder Apr 2012 #6

And food stamps! My boys will be so pleased. MichiganVote Apr 2012 #33

I've heard you can get pregnant in Arizona just by sharing bathwater with your brothers Major Nikon Apr 2012 #7

I believe it. They think of sex all the time. Its "normal" for them you know. MichiganVote Apr 2012 #10

Congratulations! ornotna Apr 2012 #12

That's a good question. In China they only want the boy things. So if MichiganVote Apr 2012 #15

just keep pumping out those babies ladies!!! fascisthunter Apr 2012 #13

You were 'pregnant' 2 weeks ago! elleng Apr 2012 #14

Really? Well shit, and I got drunk last weekend. MichiganVote Apr 2012 #17

You're a woman, so if your think about sex, RC Apr 2012 #16

Oh man, can't wait for such a fulfilling life! MichiganVote Apr 2012 #19

I'm menstruating... Lucy Goosey Apr 2012 #21

LOL LOL LOL!! Your post caused me to seriously laugh the fuck out loud! MichiganVote Apr 2012 #24

If they had their way. It probably does. LiberalFighter Apr 2012 #52

I don't know but I am absolutely sure that Cardinal Dolan chieftain Apr 2012 #22

Mortal sins are just so cool for drama. The little venial signs are babies. MichiganVote Apr 2012 #25

Yes, you are officially pregnant! Kath1 Apr 2012 #27

Yup. An entire state legislature have fucked me and made me pregnant! YES! YES! MichiganVote Apr 2012 #30

Yes, they did. Kath1 Apr 2012 #37

If you have met the guy quaker bill Apr 2012 #28

Oh baby, I'm thinkin' of taking on the entire Ariz. legislature for fun MichiganVote Apr 2012 #31

Then he is the daddy quaker bill Apr 2012 #56

So you finally figured out how to do it without us, huh? bluedigger Apr 2012 #29

-----> jillan Apr 2012 #32

But move to Michigan and you can have an emergency manager! MichiganVote Apr 2012 #34

You know what sucks? That whole area by Benton Harbor is one of my favorite areas to vacation. jillan Apr 2012 #35

I love Michigan too, sadly, its in sorry trouble and NOT b/c of jobs. MichiganVote Apr 2012 #36

I think it's called an immaculate contraption.... Permanut Apr 2012 #39

Correct terms are necessary for our dignity MichiganVote Apr 2012 #43

You're overdue for your slutwalk of shame to your nearest GOP pol's mysogenicological office pinboy3niner Apr 2012 #40

Well I DO need some time to decide what to wear you know. MichiganVote Apr 2012 #42

LOL! Kath1 Apr 2012 #44

I'm just hoping to emulate Saint Ann of the Mormons Kath. You know, the do it right thing. MichiganVote Apr 2012 #45

I don't know a damn thing about Saint Ann... Kath1 Apr 2012 #46

Wow matt819 Apr 2012 #48

According to Arizona Law, I am probably pregnant too jmowreader Apr 2012 #50

Yes you are, and if you change your mind you're a murderer! Egalitarian Thug Apr 2012 #51

If you are thinking of getting preggers you best be married first SydBAThule Apr 2012 #53

You're "Schroedinger's-Pregnant." eShirl Apr 2012 #54

Love it!!! etherealtruth Apr 2012 #55

So is there a buzzer or something in the womb that announces the start of the mission? MichiganVote Apr 2012 #59

Please take your shoes off. They also want you to be barefoot. blue neen Apr 2012 #57

If you are a mentruating female Sheepshank Apr 2012 #58