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Response to TlalocW (Reply #9)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 07:56 PM

10. Oh yes! Answer the door in just the magic undies

with an open beer in your hand. It is 7:30 AM and you say, "Wanna beer?" or horrors of horrors, "Gotta fresh pot of Joe, wanna cuppa?"

They'd split like Monty Python, "Look at the caffeine! Run away!" Okay, okay, it was the bones. But to a Mormon, caffeine is just like seeing a field of bones with a live rabbit with big teeth. Poor lost souls, so to speak.

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