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EmeraldCityGrl

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22. In Vulcan.

Wed Apr 4, 2012, 01:42 PM

Apr 2012

The best way to insult someone in a Vulcan stylee is to take an existing insult, and modify it so that it sounds like something a Vulcan would say. Vulcans wouldn't use foul language or slang, they would merely explain what they were going to do to you if you didn't shut up.

In English: Fuck you or shut up

In Vulcan: If you do not refrain from misinforming the voters due to your propensity for lying, I will be forced to remove your head and defecate into your esophageal passage.

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.... redqueen Apr 2012 #10

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I just knew that the POTUS hifiguy Apr 2012 #40

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She's still beautiful. n/t FourScore Apr 2012 #53

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