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In reply to the discussion: I SHIT YOU NOT: GOP Candidate Charges Opponent Is Dead, Represented By A Body Double [View all]BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)45. seems overly flattering.
This is not my opinion. It is the opinion of my clone.
The original BlancheSplanchnik died shortly after viewing a clip from Fox Newz, as a result of a cerebrovascular accident precipitated by exposure to lethal levels of assholery.
Fortunately, the original BlancheSplanchnik had prepared for such an eventuality, correctly predicting that repuke assholery would continue to rise exponentially until inevitably reaching a parts per million concentration known to be fatal to intelligent life.
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I SHIT YOU NOT: GOP Candidate Charges Opponent Is Dead, Represented By A Body Double [View all]
kpete
Jun 2014
OP
I wanted to write something witty, but my brain just died a horrible, screaming death.
DetlefK
Jun 2014
#2
Well, if it's "widely known" that Lucas is a body double, then who are we to doubt Murray?
Tommy_Carcetti
Jun 2014
#6
Mandrake, I suppose it never occurred to you that while we're chatting here so enjoyably...
Gravitycollapse
Jun 2014
#96
More and more OP's one would bet originated from The Onion, but no..it's just Republicans evolving.
Jefferson23
Jun 2014
#8
well, i guess the question becomes, how good a legislator is the clone/body double?
0rganism
Jun 2014
#17
Reminds me of the old Woody Allen joke about the cousin who thought he was a chicken
RufusTFirefly
Jun 2014
#34
Bet this guy is a Birther, too. This is a whole new conspiracy: Where's the Long Form Death Cert?!!!
Hekate
Jun 2014
#18
I so agree with you. And what's scary is people out there are voting for him
woodsprite
Jun 2014
#23
While I don't believe Lucas is a clone, I do believe that all GOP'er are aliens.
Javaman
Jun 2014
#48
Well, Blanche, it may interest you to know that I have an evil twin
Fortinbras Armstrong
Jul 2014
#100
Seems to be perfectly normal behavior for Teabaggers to not accept the results of an election under
world wide wally
Jun 2014
#56
I'm definitely voting for Not Quite Right after looking at his homepage.
DeadLetterOffice
Jun 2014
#68