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BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
45. seems overly flattering.
Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:38 PM
Jun 2014

This is not my opinion. It is the opinion of my clone.

The original BlancheSplanchnik died shortly after viewing a clip from Fox Newz, as a result of a cerebrovascular accident precipitated by exposure to lethal levels of assholery.

Fortunately, the original BlancheSplanchnik had prepared for such an eventuality, correctly predicting that repuke assholery would continue to rise exponentially until inevitably reaching a parts per million concentration known to be fatal to intelligent life.


Pretty funny yeoman6987 Jun 2014 #1
John Ashwipe Fred Gilmore Jun 2014 #49
I wanted to write something witty, but my brain just died a horrible, screaming death. DetlefK Jun 2014 #2
LOL Faux pas Jun 2014 #12
+2 nomorenomore08 Jun 2014 #74
Evidence of OK being the meth capital of the US. HooptieWagon Jun 2014 #3
It's not that SwankyXomb Jun 2014 #65
Jesus frackin' meth! nt valerief Jun 2014 #78
These are the same people that want to lead the country..... Historic NY Jun 2014 #4
Yeah. Kinda terrifying, isn't it? calimary Jun 2014 #39
Easy to manipulate by those who wish to salib Jun 2014 #47
No they don't. What they want to do is scuttle it and fence the scrap TheKentuckian Jun 2014 #85
ROFLMFAO!!!!! stevenleser Jun 2014 #5
Well, if it's "widely known" that Lucas is a body double, then who are we to doubt Murray? Tommy_Carcetti Jun 2014 #6
There needs to be a mental stability qualification for anyone to run for RKP5637 Jun 2014 #7
True. Louisiana1976 Jun 2014 #52
That would drain the candidate pool in a hurry. bluedigger Jun 2014 #89
... RKP5637 Jun 2014 #98
And, he just failed. Cha Jun 2014 #93
Mandrake, I suppose it never occurred to you that while we're chatting here so enjoyably... Gravitycollapse Jun 2014 #96
Bingo!!! n/t RKP5637 Jun 2014 #97
More and more OP's one would bet originated from The Onion, but no..it's just Republicans evolving. Jefferson23 Jun 2014 #8
evolving? devolving? rurallib Jun 2014 #35
lol, you got it..perfect. Jefferson23 Jun 2014 #41
seems overly flattering. BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2014 #45
"Frank is dead, miss him, miss him..." edbermac Jun 2014 #9
Beat me to it! deutsey Jun 2014 #21
Backward CD? Very cool! riqster Jun 2014 #26
"Turn me on, dead man... " Cooley Hurd Jun 2014 #40
He ain't dead, 'just smells that way. Eleanors38 Jun 2014 #92
I wonder if anyone will follow up on this story? eom. 1StrongBlackMan Jun 2014 #10
Unfortunately, this is of no surprise coming from the GOP liberal N proud Jun 2014 #11
He's dead Tim. bluesbassman Jun 2014 #13
This is sad. CJCRANE Jun 2014 #14
agreed Skittles Jun 2014 #15
+1 BrotherIvan Jun 2014 #94
Since the DOD hasn't released any information whistler162 Jun 2014 #16
well, i guess the question becomes, how good a legislator is the clone/body double? 0rganism Jun 2014 #17
Reminds me of the old Woody Allen joke about the cousin who thought he was a chicken RufusTFirefly Jun 2014 #34
Bet this guy is a Birther, too. This is a whole new conspiracy: Where's the Long Form Death Cert?!!! Hekate Jun 2014 #18
What if this guy is suffering from a mental illness? CJCRANE Jun 2014 #19
I so agree with you. And what's scary is people out there are voting for him woodsprite Jun 2014 #23
This guy must be related to Lee Mercer, Jr. madinmaryland Jun 2014 #20
Fucking crazy assholes gopiscrap Jun 2014 #22
After 43 years, I will be leaving Oklahoma. Just in time, it would seem CBGLuthier Jun 2014 #24
WOW BrotherIvan Jun 2014 #95
Mr. Murray "Monsters vs. Aliens" was NOT a documentary underpants Jun 2014 #25
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a clone! riqster Jun 2014 #27
Of course, it's not a body double, Mr. Murray csziggy Jun 2014 #28
No doubt a stranger to reality rickyhall Jun 2014 #29
Lucas isn't really dead RufusTFirefly Jun 2014 #30
or maybe he's hiking the Appalachian Trail? NewJeffCT Jun 2014 #32
Exactly. Louisiana1976 Jun 2014 #55
Breaking - Tim Ray Murray has been found NewJeffCT Jun 2014 #31
Who did they replace him with? Spirochete Jun 2014 #33
This is a joke, right? blackspade Jun 2014 #36
I wonder whether Murray has Capgras delusion RufusTFirefly Jun 2014 #37
Yes, I had the same thought when I read this. n/t Tanuki Jun 2014 #64
Gawd Bless Mercuh! Alex P Notkeaton Jun 2014 #38
Murray is a tea bagger, right? Jack Rabbit Jun 2014 #42
If there was a "Dumb Shit" Award, ReRe Jun 2014 #43
They have to do this Turbineguy Jun 2014 #44
Wow,...I had no idea Oklahoma was the center of the universe. Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2014 #46
While I don't believe Lucas is a clone, I do believe that all GOP'er are aliens. Javaman Jun 2014 #48
This is great! This is the second time this week that.............. wandy Jun 2014 #50
SHIT...How did he find out?!!! Half-Century Man Jun 2014 #51
why didn't he just use the evil twin theory? BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2014 #53
Well, Blanche, it may interest you to know that I have an evil twin Fortinbras Armstrong Jul 2014 #100
.... Louisiana1976 Jun 2014 #54
Seems to be perfectly normal behavior for Teabaggers to not accept the results of an election under world wide wally Jun 2014 #56
Big fan of the movie "Dave"???? TNNurse Jun 2014 #57
5% - 3,442 Republicans - voted for this loon muriel_volestrangler Jun 2014 #58
SMDH VA_Jill Jun 2014 #59
All my stuff was stolen last night Jackpine Radical Jun 2014 #60
I wonder if you play a record backwards, it says "Frank is dead." Sanity Claws Jun 2014 #61
Delusional Sienna86 Jun 2014 #62
I'm definitely voting for Not Quite Right after looking at his homepage. DeadLetterOffice Jun 2014 #68
This guy is dead? muntrv Jun 2014 #63
Wow rpannier Jun 2014 #66
This is a very sad and troubled man. Ineeda Jun 2014 #67
He doth protest too much. Downwinder Jun 2014 #70
Pharmacies, eh? bluedigger Jun 2014 #90
He ran for the same seat as a Democrat in 2012 DeadLetterOffice Jun 2014 #69
Schizophrenia maybe but explain his voters !! lunasun Jun 2014 #82
The Onion has been pwned. GeorgeGist Jun 2014 #71
Or something? Aerows Jun 2014 #84
Their whole party have went stock raving mad SummerSnow Jun 2014 #72
A good comment from the Huff po site treestar Jun 2014 #73
LOL! valerief Jun 2014 #77
Okay, I though the whole "World Cup is un-American" nonsense Aerows Jun 2014 #75
Clonegate. This beats Birthergate. valerief Jun 2014 #76
To quote Will Smith in "Men In Black": Initech Jun 2014 #79
Only in Oklahoma! avebury Jun 2014 #80
More batshit crazy from his website lunasun Jun 2014 #81
Forget it Jake, it's Knuckledrag The Second Stone Jun 2014 #83
This guy did a half gainer into the deep end elias49 Jun 2014 #86
The Doppelbagger Blue Owl Jun 2014 #87
Capgras MisterP Jun 2014 #88
I have to admit, he does look like a surgically altered double. zonkers Jun 2014 #91
And Murray is a hologram... pipi_k Jun 2014 #99
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