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52. Um, as you may have noticed, not everyone on this board sees it that way..Of course THEY,

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:55 PM

Apr 2014

it seems, are to be simply discounted if not blatantly ridiculed and scorned..

The DU directive to "respect the feelings of others" on the board is obviously meaningless, unless,

of course, you're a religion-hating atheist.

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Happy Zombie Jesus Day Thread- Resurrected! [View all] KittyWampus Apr 2014 OP

Yay! Iggo Apr 2014 #1

He's risen from the grave and he wants your soul! nt Demo_Chris Apr 2014 #2

Zombie Jesus chrisstopher Apr 2014 #3

Spooky! nt Demo_Chris Apr 2014 #36

First he came for your soul ... now he wants your brain. nt eppur_se_muova Apr 2014 #99

And the results are in Android3.14 Apr 2014 #4

Thanks, I just cleared out the OP. Honestly didn't find it offensive. I think it's actually KittyWampus Apr 2014 #5

So 3 out of 7 people cannot take a joke when poked at their sacred stories? MohRokTah Apr 2014 #20

LOL, not one 'HIDE IT' had the guts to explain why! nt Logical Apr 2014 #46

Some peeps don't have a sense of humor n2doc Apr 2014 #6

Yeah, and some have no sensitivity.. whathehell Apr 2014 #7

You'll be okay LordGlenconner Apr 2014 #16

Will redundancy help? pintobean Apr 2014 #24

I'm fine, honey.. whathehell Apr 2014 #41

Good to know LordGlenconner Apr 2014 #42

Oh yes, I'm sure.. whathehell Apr 2014 #45

Honey? Please check URL of board you're posing on. HERVEPA Apr 2014 #79

Sensivity to what? Made up stuff? nt Logical Apr 2014 #47

Um, as you may have noticed, not everyone on this board sees it that way..Of course THEY, whathehell Apr 2014 #52

No, if someone was promoting Psychic Readings I would say the same thing, or flat earth. nt Logical Apr 2014 #64

Or if the Three Bears actually preferred cold cereal to porridge Tom Ripley Apr 2014 #72

That is not a true story? nt Logical Apr 2014 #74

you don't have a right to not be offended. RandoLoodie Apr 2014 #109

Tough. We allow making fun in this country. HERVEPA Apr 2014 #78

I am partial to this one: The Straight Story Apr 2014 #8

Now that is awesome. NutmegYankee Apr 2014 #10

I like it too ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #9

It took me a few minutes to figure out that ManiacJoe Apr 2014 #11

+1 Go Vols Apr 2014 #33

I resurrected the thread since it didn't die. KittyWampus Apr 2014 #39

Holy shit people are stupid. CrispyQ Apr 2014 #12

Bring back Zombie Jesus! ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #13

That's just it etherealtruth Apr 2014 #14

You have some nerve posting a reply like that ... eppur_se_muova Apr 2014 #100

+ infinity Vashta Nerada Apr 2014 #17

Yours was alerted on too - LiberalElite Apr 2014 #31

Good. While they're alerting on me I'm gonna find all the Easter eggs. CrispyQ Apr 2014 #35

HA! nt LiberalElite Apr 2014 #37

Here ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #67

Yeah, including you, whathehell Apr 2014 #43

Ahhhh, someone is mad! 2nd whine in this thread! nt Logical Apr 2014 #48

So you've met your goal! whathehell Apr 2014 #54

Uh oh...I see you live in Kansas.. whathehell Apr 2014 #60

LOL, well I will agree with you. This place is a GOP hell hole! So we agree on Kansas! :-) Logical Apr 2014 #65

Struck a nerve, huh? CrispyQ Apr 2014 #55

Post removed Post removed Apr 2014 #58

Ah, but Jesus was not a zombie - he was a lich! csziggy Apr 2014 #15

I was just going to post that! Vashta Nerada Apr 2014 #18

It's my favorite DU Easter post of all time! csziggy Apr 2014 #22

Is a group of angry liches called a Lich Mob? Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #50

I thought liches were water zombies? ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #19

Everything leads to Zombies. CrispyQ Apr 2014 #21

It's the Zombie rule ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #23

Zombies rule, as evidenced by the fact that Zombie Jesus has returned! CrispyQ Apr 2014 #56

... ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #62

What culture is the lich from? Never heard of it before. KittyWampus Apr 2014 #40

American fantasy/horror fiction and gaming, apparently csziggy Apr 2014 #77

Here's Kevin Smith with his Easter Egg ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #25

No let's not Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2014 #49

Predates Lovecraft ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #61

Of course the offended are prefectly happy to endorse the Pope who calls living human beings Bluenorthwest Apr 2014 #26

THat's kind of out of the blue Scootaloo Apr 2014 #27

Gee they are offended at a comic about a religious figure but they are happy to post insults Bluenorthwest Apr 2014 #107

Who? Scootaloo Apr 2014 #108

Touchdownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS itsrobert Apr 2014 #28

Someone wasn't happy... Scruffy Rumbler Apr 2014 #90

Torchedown Jesus 1000words Apr 2014 #94

.... Scruffy Rumbler Apr 2014 #95

Ok, that made me laugh! GOOOOAAAAALLL!!!! Inkfreak Apr 2014 #106

I think it is very funny, and I am not sure why it got banned. It's a joke. McCamy Taylor Apr 2014 #29

Since we're on the topic of offensive Easter graphics Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2014 #30

Christ on a trailer hitch, people are easily offended. LeftyMom Apr 2014 #32

You all are terrible! BainsBane Apr 2014 #34

And your post was also alerted on Maeve Apr 2014 #51

I would remind juror #3 that trailer hitch Jesus came to the Schiavo circus, LeftyMom Apr 2014 #63

Here's a hint folks BainsBane Apr 2014 #70

whoever was offended by the zombie jesus (which is all over facebook today) m-lekktor Apr 2014 #38

He died for your sins chrisstopher Apr 2014 #44

IMO Zombie Jesus has stolen waaay too many brains. Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #53

My sense of humor can improve. hrmjustin Apr 2014 #57

Oh ye of little faith to take offense at mockery of thy holy stories... MohRokTah Apr 2014 #59

I love it when the outrage of the humorless keeps a thread alive. flvegan Apr 2014 #66

Well it's a good thing that the alerter is sooo Christian that they're spending the holiest day on LeftyMom Apr 2014 #68

Says the poster of Trailer Hitch Jesus. flvegan Apr 2014 #69

Yeah, but we all know what a disrespectful heretic I am. LeftyMom Apr 2014 #71

You're just mad because JesusBunny brought you no eggs. flvegan Apr 2014 #75

I got chocolate. :D LeftyMom Apr 2014 #84

If it's dark and left behind by a bunny flvegan Apr 2014 #86

TOOOOOO SOON! LeftyMom Apr 2014 #87

While we all have our crosses to bear ... 1000words Apr 2014 #76

Well, you know how those Christians are. n/t Skip Intro Apr 2014 #104

Onward, Touchy Christians! Tom Ripley Apr 2014 #73

I like these: Vashta Nerada Apr 2014 #80

Even more juvenile than the OP. Now, THAT took some doing! cordelia Apr 2014 #81

Has the mystery alerter been found? LeftyMom Apr 2014 #85

Nothing juvenile about it. Vashta Nerada Apr 2014 #98

^^^Someone please post jury results^^^ 1000words Apr 2014 #82

Rofl LostOne4Ever Apr 2014 #91

I wouldn't mind so much except that Islam is NEVER MOCKED HEREIN. WinkyDink Apr 2014 #83

There's a pretty good Mohammed joke on this very thread, genius. LeftyMom Apr 2014 #88

Thou shalt not bear false witness etc. etc. Mariana Apr 2014 #89

Ask and thou shalt recieve LostOne4Ever Apr 2014 #92

I prefer to think of it as Chocolate bunny day myself LostOne4Ever Apr 2014 #93

I think 'Satan' needs a special day as well, fallen angel day or some such. Fair play and all. nt Demo_Chris Apr 2014 #96

best thread all day, LOL.... mike_c Apr 2014 #97

OMG chrisstopher Apr 2014 #101

Like Mark Twain said LostOne4Ever Apr 2014 #102

Unrec. n/t Skip Intro Apr 2014 #103

Rec. n/t Cali_Democrat Apr 2014 #105

Posts like these give brains to conservative straw men. nt Tommy_Carcetti Apr 2014 #110