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Sat Mar 29, 2014, 04:30 PM

28. Some small instructions for those special friends of yours

1. Tell your friends to only buy their oysters from non-Gulf suppliers.

2. Make sure your island retreats are at least 1,000 miles from the nearest nuclear plant, and that there is no deep-sea drilling nearby. You can afford to store enough fossil fuel to last a couple of generations of your spawn, so why worry?

3. You tell your cooks to only use the freshest, non-commercial products (including non-petro fish and non-irradiated food.)

4. Don't allow any freaking fracking to happen around your estates. After all, you've already bought the legislators and the heads of the departments. Haven't you already paid the price for frackin?

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