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Glassunion

(10,201 posts)
81. I cannot imagine the discomfort of that surgury. Poor little fella.
Fri Jan 3, 2014, 04:27 PM
Jan 2014

Thankfully, he cannot remember it.

In other news, Pope Francis Expands Vatican's Drone Program. Egalitarian Thug Jan 2014 #1
This was totally predictable. TheCowsCameHome Jan 2014 #2
My first thought was The Onion, lol! Never heard of this site, thanks to the OP for posting! n/t Ghost in the Machine Jan 2014 #22
That was my first thought, as well. n/t Ms. Toad Jan 2014 #26
Nope. Onion really does this stuff much better than the Currant HERVEPA Jan 2014 #52
LOL madokie Jan 2014 #3
The truth .... unfortunately is not funny .... MindMover Jan 2014 #4
Pls. lighten up; it's not true and most of us babylonsister Jan 2014 #6
Everything is toxic in sufficient quantity. jeff47 Jan 2014 #14
There's an infamous water-intoxication death jmowreader Jan 2014 #62
Try eating 200 lbs of pot all at once. hobbit709 Jan 2014 #70
MJ is deadly. For example if one stuffed a giant wad of it down their throat CreekDog Jan 2014 #82
Too good malaise Jan 2014 #5
Cancer Rates, Violence Soars Blue Owl Jan 2014 #7
To new lows. n/t hootinholler Jan 2014 #54
not to mention the riots at the stores RainDog Jan 2014 #8
Well... pipi_k Jan 2014 #9
And free from cataracts, too! Aristus Jan 2014 #40
OREO shortage hits CO....... Bennyboy Jan 2014 #10
Snickers! Mars candy stock is going to soar! loudsue Jan 2014 #15
DING DING DING! Bennyboy, you're our grand prize winner! rocktivity Jan 2014 #44
Doritos sales soar progressoid Jan 2014 #11
Yes, but they went with a smile on their faces. nm rhett o rick Jan 2014 #12
I knew this was satire the moment I read it. If it was about alcohol... Triana Jan 2014 #13
No spoiler OP until post #13, a DU record. Coyotl Jan 2014 #20
Showing up & being seriously quoted... silverweb Jan 2014 #16
Hypospadias! Nooooo! postulater Jan 2014 #17
The trimethylaminuria part was good too jmowreader Jan 2014 #64
Nearly outpacing deaths related to tobacco smoking and alcohol. Coyotl Jan 2014 #18
'there wasn't a cookie left in the state' spanone Jan 2014 #19
Not to mention the violence and fights started by angry high people Warren DeMontague Jan 2014 #21
Thank you.... abakan Jan 2014 #79
I called bullshit after reading the title SCVDem Jan 2014 #23
How much would he be growing if he needed pesticides?? Fiction show? lunasun Jan 2014 #31
Brought To You By Anheiser-Busch/Seagrams Et. Al... WillyT Jan 2014 #24
!!!!!! H2O Man Jan 2014 #25
The Daily Currant's "satire" is really lame. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2014 #27
Absolutely. The poor person's Onion HERVEPA Jan 2014 #53
"chef of surgery" is a job title nobody should hold. Ed Suspicious Jan 2014 #28
It's madness, I tells ya. REEFER MADNESS!!! Nanjing to Seoul Jan 2014 #29
Dear Everyone-Who-Is-Not-The-Onion, Codeine Jan 2014 #30
Amen!!!!!! n/t dorkzilla Jan 2014 #32
It's true, no one does satire like The Onion. zeemike Jan 2014 #38
The Rocky Mountain News ceased to exist years ago sgmcenroe Jan 2014 #33
um ... wooosh! Kali Jan 2014 #56
Ha! Love it!!!! nt valerief Jan 2014 #34
Was this story "Borrowed".... LovingA2andMI Jan 2014 #35
No -- The Onion has perfected the recipie for satire rocktivity Jan 2014 #46
I heard it was 38! marble falls Jan 2014 #36
Jesse Pinkman was one of the alleged victims! tclambert Jan 2014 #37
I want to move to Colorado and open a chain of stores called "munchies" Marrah_G Jan 2014 #39
I believe somebody beat you to it--heard there was a shop by that name going into manitou. niyad Jan 2014 #42
haha awesome nt. Marrah_G Jan 2014 #47
Does anyone know if CHEECH AND CHONG have moved to Colorado yet? yuiyoshida Jan 2014 #78
The Currant strikes (out) again rocktivity Jan 2014 #41
I should mail this to the sheriff in pueblo, who remarked to some reporter that "we will be niyad Jan 2014 #43
I love satire Gothmog Jan 2014 #45
Not funny. My brother died from pot. Vattel Jan 2014 #48
Was he a drummer for Spinal Tap? JVS Jan 2014 #59
lol, I only plagarize from the best. Vattel Jan 2014 #69
Death presented as reality SCVDem Jan 2014 #49
Lighten up, Frances. babylonsister Jan 2014 #55
That's the fact jack! nt Logical Jan 2014 #61
Lighten up? SCVDem Jan 2014 #66
Oh please donheld Jan 2014 #65
Satire needs to be unquestionably recognized as satire exboyfil Jan 2014 #50
Maybe when the source is the name of a fruit you should be a bit skeptical? HERVEPA Jan 2014 #51
some on a right wing fundie site SteveG Jan 2014 #57
Oh, you are evil for posting this customerserviceguy Jan 2014 #58
I aim to please! nt babylonsister Jan 2014 #63
Latest ohheckyeah Jan 2014 #60
you bogart state!! roooooooooollllllllll another one, pass it overrr to myyy stateeeeee Sunlei Jan 2014 #67
The Onion? B Calm Jan 2014 #68
Acquired trimethylaminuria? There's somethin' awful fishy goin' on around here. Zorra Jan 2014 #71
False alarm! The 37 people weren't actually dead. jmondine Jan 2014 #72
Too f'ing funny. Hypospadias is a berth defect in men. It's where your pee pee hole is in the wrong Glassunion Jan 2014 #73
My grandson had that. Blue_In_AK Jan 2014 #75
How old was he when they fixed it? Glassunion Jan 2014 #77
Very soon after he was born, Blue_In_AK Jan 2014 #80
I cannot imagine the discomfort of that surgury. Poor little fella. Glassunion Jan 2014 #81
We were all so happy when he was able to pee in his mom's face Blue_In_AK Jan 2014 #83
And poor Jesse Pinkman. Blue_In_AK Jan 2014 #74
I CAN'T WAIT for Fox News to pick this up... yuiyoshida Jan 2014 #76
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