Some personal backstory on Phil Robertson's phrase "They'll pick your ducks."

[Zorra]

18. If ya marry 'em at 12 or 13, ya might even get 'em afore they mama teaches 'em how to wax 'em down.

That way they don't complain if ya don't buy no duck pickin' wax, savin' ya money.

So get 'em young, and raise em' up right, in the righteous ways of all wimmens who's in the lord, and they won't give ya no trouble, iffen's ya don't spare the rod. Jes make sure ya don't let 'em have no books, ceptin' the Bible of course. But it's best if ya gets one what cain't read, and jes preaches the verses what tells 'em their rightful place in creation.

Genesis 3:16
To the woman he said, “I will surely multiply your pain in childbearing; in pain you shall bring forth children. Your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you.”

Paul of Tarsus:
"... he (man) is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man. For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man"

Paul of Tarsus:
Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands

Paul of Tarsus:
A woman must quietly receive instruction with entire submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.

Cyndy of Ozone Park, Queens:
"I wanna be the one to walk in the sun ~ girls just wanna have fun"