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153. he will need to come out with a dumbed-down version at some point

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Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:06 PM

Dec 2013

remember most of his fans are teabaggers.

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NOT THE ONION. I REPEAT: NOT THE ONION. Take appropriate precautions. [View all] WilliamPitt Dec 2013 OP

You are a *tease*, Mr. Pitt MannyGoldstein Dec 2013 #1

I didn't say you could have one. WilliamPitt Dec 2013 #2

But did you color them yet? pinboy3niner Dec 2013 #19

STOP IT PINBOY3NINER Skittles Dec 2013 #107

You forgot the barf alert. lol InAbLuEsTaTe Dec 2013 #80

Here are some pages you can print for yourself Electric Monk Dec 2013 #128

This reviewer at Amazon feels your pain... Junkdrawer Dec 2013 #172

From school boards to this, they are trying hard to indoctrinate kids Gman Dec 2013 #3

Not really. But you would be in a panic to recruit young people too,.... Spitfire of ATJ Dec 2013 #89

LOL! Gman Dec 2013 #146

wouldnt giving this to your kids rdking647 Dec 2013 #4

note, the top leaf on the tree is labeled White House--subtle! librechik Dec 2013 #5

I wonder what the buttercups on the tree represent Blue Owl Dec 2013 #24

Notice the base, "Tea Plant" That's the kind of flower on a Tea Camellia AnotherDreamWeaver Dec 2013 #82

I'm surprised -- wasn't expecting it to make sense! Blue Owl Dec 2013 #100

I see he is for grass, tho. dixiegrrrrl Dec 2013 #55

Not really hootinholler Dec 2013 #151

Wow! What mind fucking, manchurian candidate hyping, asshole Cha Dec 2013 #133

Justification for and only book burning event I would ever support. n/r UtahLib Dec 2013 #6

I like the big dollar sign the kids can color in their The Tea Party coloring book..............ugh lunasun Dec 2013 #7

the review rule but this is about my favorite roguevalley Dec 2013 #155

Dios mio. marmar Dec 2013 #8

mon Dieu progressoid Dec 2013 #40

Um Himmels willen. Mira Dec 2013 #42

Da legst di nieder. Himmelarschundzwirn. DetlefK Dec 2013 #65

Als ob ich das nicht selber wüsste. The second is Bavarian as well. Mira Dec 2013 #86

my favorite German cuss grasswire Dec 2013 #103

auch... xocet Dec 2013 #49

For sure! mountain grammy Dec 2013 #67

For all ages says it all don't it. Johonny Dec 2013 #9

No reviews yet. surrealAmerican Dec 2013 #10

Yeah, gonna be lots of fun to read them. Get the popcorn ready. DinahMoeHum Dec 2013 #14

I found this review dixiegrrrrl Dec 2013 #57

I couldn't resist i wrote a review, Heather MC Dec 2013 #121

I will "like" it next time I am there. dixiegrrrrl Dec 2013 #123

Awww My First Amazon "Like" Heather MC Dec 2013 #124

8 reviews as of now! NastyRiffraff Dec 2013 #93

ted puppet crazy cruz likes to play around with children's stories?.. Cha Dec 2013 #136

Well, if you're going to color it, here you go... KansDem Dec 2013 #11

Oh O. I see a tangle of serpents underlying the Tree of Knowledge Berlum Dec 2013 #12

ROFL malaise Dec 2013 #13

This is looks a lot like some previous work Botany Dec 2013 #15

Up two thumbies. DinahMoeHum Dec 2013 #18

Amen. Fearless Leader (R - EvangoBagger Style) Berlum Dec 2013 #22

+1 L0oniX Dec 2013 #48

... Spitfire of ATJ Dec 2013 #157

jesus christ is this real? B Calm Dec 2013 #16

Apparently so... jmowreader Dec 2013 #113

LOL llmart Dec 2013 #142

He wouldn't have been manly enough to read Dr. Seuss with no testicles, now would he? jmowreader Dec 2013 #143

gun rights are growing from the 10 commandments? bluemarkers Dec 2013 #17

Not to mention freedom of religion jberryhill Dec 2013 #32

Is there some evil overlord in control of the world? Rex Dec 2013 #20

He's the Senator of Tomorrow -- TODAY! Blue Owl Dec 2013 #21

Check the page in the coming weeks to see the comment section. alfredo Dec 2013 #23

I actually signed in just to give "votes" dixiegrrrrl Dec 2013 #115

Isn't there anyone in Texas that will stand up and put a stop to this ignorant ..... UCmeNdc Dec 2013 #25

It might be, if there were a kid on the planet... JHB Dec 2013 #28

I am not sure it was meant only for kids. dixiegrrrrl Dec 2013 #62

Oh, these things are NEVER actually for the kids JHB Dec 2013 #95

Hard to believe this is not satire. trusty elf Dec 2013 #26

trusty elf!!!! you've done it again!!!!!!!!!! BlancheSplanchnik Dec 2013 #53

Nice to hear from you, Blanche! trusty elf Dec 2013 #116

Wicked Berlum Dec 2013 #58

Glad you liked it, Berlum! trusty elf Dec 2013 #118

For once I'm speechless Mira Dec 2013 #88

Mira, you're very kind! trusty elf Dec 2013 #117

What a brilliant piece of photoshopping! LongTomH Dec 2013 #110

Please feel free to use it.... trusty elf Dec 2013 #119

This brought tears to my eyes. liberalmuse Dec 2013 #129

Definitely not a "fun" coloring book JHB Dec 2013 #27

Be afraid, little children. Be very afraid....... Beacool Dec 2013 #29

here Bea, take this and forget about that evil man... dionysus Dec 2013 #56

A Pooh bankie!!! Beacool Dec 2013 #87

I Picture His "Cruz To The Future" as a 50's drive in grilled onions Dec 2013 #30

Makes a great Christmas gift! Ganja Ninja Dec 2013 #31

Children across America will be screaming! LongTomH Dec 2013 #111

Butt wait!!! Plucketeer Dec 2013 #114

Finally a book that George W can understand! 6000eliot Dec 2013 #33

I like the part where Ted shows us the future. BlueJazz Dec 2013 #34

That picture took so long to load that my modem got real hot. L0oniX Dec 2013 #37

or, this future NewJeffCT Dec 2013 #66

I like yours better. There's a road and maybe even a Wal Mart at the top far Left ! BlueJazz Dec 2013 #78

since Republicans seem to love China so much NewJeffCT Dec 2013 #81

Is that old Walled City in Hong Kong? brett_jv Dec 2013 #150

Not sure NewJeffCT Dec 2013 #165

This future is more likely if the Republicans gain control again LongTomH Dec 2013 #112

And the reviews start coming in..... Junkdrawer Dec 2013 #35

I submitted a review just to help out. L0oniX Dec 2013 #43

Can't wait for the paint by numbers edition. L0oniX Dec 2013 #36

Next will be the TED CRUZ crayon collection. Bennyboy Dec 2013 #38

Roots at the bottom!!?? JimboBillyBubbaBob Dec 2013 #39

I see a review in my future... JohnnyRingo Dec 2013 #41

At any given time agent46 Dec 2013 #44

"Ted Cruz Is A Man Of Great Virility And Stamina" geomon666 Dec 2013 #45

No, no -- that's "a massive Koch"... Hekate Dec 2013 #162

Gonna need some extra Bullshit Brown crayons. JEB Dec 2013 #46

Notice how the "Gun Rights" leaf geardaddy Dec 2013 #47

"Tell the Truth - Tell it Often - Tell the Children" jtuck004 Dec 2013 #50

Comes with only one crayon..... A big fat white one. NightWatcher Dec 2013 #51

Ha! I was just about to post - it doesn't come with a black crayon underpants Dec 2013 #84

Talk about low hanging fruit. The jokes write themselves NightWatcher Dec 2013 #105

Let me help xulamaude Dec 2013 #52

LOVE this review on Amazon!!! Quixote1818 Dec 2013 #54

Make sure to say the "good" reviews NewJeffCT Dec 2013 #75

Here are a couple of others from the same publisher: arcane1 Dec 2013 #59

And I thought Newt Gingrich had an ego the size of a planet Aerows Dec 2013 #60

Awesome jsr Dec 2013 #61

What fresh hell is this? Rex Dec 2013 #63

It's fresh, in kind of a smelly way nolabels Dec 2013 #77

Take a look at some of their other issues. geardaddy Dec 2013 #64

Out of stock on amazon NewJeffCT Dec 2013 #68

Probably. calimary Dec 2013 #94

Comments by the publisher: AAO Dec 2013 #69

. hrmjustin Dec 2013 #70

Dear Jesus, Rapture Ted Cruz asap... polichick Dec 2013 #71

I used the Amazon feedback box to point out dixiegrrrrl Dec 2013 #72

Great idea! emsimon33 Dec 2013 #126

it's a coloring book, and speaks to the reader at a third grade level mnmoderatedem Dec 2013 #73

I'm sure NewJeffCT Dec 2013 #79

It's aimed at idiots. nm Cha Dec 2013 #137

Changing America, one indoctinated child at a time.. mountain grammy Dec 2013 #74

The only thing Ted has going for him packman Dec 2013 #76

Juanita Jean is laughing about this comic book Gothmog Dec 2013 #83

OMG "The coloring book will keep Dubya busy during this very long trip." LMAO L0oniX Dec 2013 #145

Does it come with Canadian crayons? underpants Dec 2013 #85

Can we order crayons with it? Spirochete Dec 2013 #90

Yes, but you won't like the colors -- Nay Dec 2013 #167

Temporarily out of stock! mainer Dec 2013 #91

Out of Stock. I sense a lot of gag (literally) gifts this year. nolabear Dec 2013 #92

I'll wait for the Kindle Edition. Buns_of_Fire Dec 2013 #96

You can also pre-order his filibuster speech! treestar Dec 2013 #97

Notice that 2naSalit Dec 2013 #98

6 of 7 'reviews', at least so far; greiner3 Dec 2013 #99

Now, if they would put Mein kampf in comic book form, janlyn Dec 2013 #101

The tree roots look like FSM... Wounded Bear Dec 2013 #102

Just sick, sick, sick! nonoxy9 Dec 2013 #104

All I can say, Will, is... ReRe Dec 2013 #106

Is that a CANADIAN Maple tree? Tom Ripley Dec 2013 #108

It's a CANADIAN politician. They go together. jmowreader Dec 2013 #144

I particularly like this comment... geardaddy Dec 2013 #109

Is this supposed to make up for those christmas presents Scott Walker stole from teabagger's kids? Matariki Dec 2013 #120

It won't be in my house. mstinamotorcity2 Dec 2013 #122

The Amazon reviews are priceless emsimon33 Dec 2013 #125

that's worth it right there.. thanks emsimon nm Cha Dec 2013 #132

Liberals make the absolute best critics. Awesome! nt adirondacker Dec 2013 #139

This is all about generating wealth for Teabagger Elected Officials... Blue Idaho Dec 2013 #127

If you have not read TNNurse Dec 2013 #130

biggest question is onethatcares Dec 2013 #131

Did anyone read the pages in the preview????? ChangeUp106 Dec 2013 #134

Am I the only one bothered by the quotations marks around "Ted" Cruz? Nine Dec 2013 #135

Is it just me? I find this coloring book rather off-putting. scarletwoman Dec 2013 #138

more propaganda TimeToEvolve Dec 2013 #140

what gopiscrap Dec 2013 #169

Does it have a geometry section? Warren DeMontague Dec 2013 #141

Trapezoid? shenmue Dec 2013 #159

LOOKS LIKE THE ONION, LOOKS LIKE THE ONION, LOOKS LIKE THE ONION..... Katashi_itto Dec 2013 #147

Kim Jong Il could control the weather according to his Cult of Personality Nanjing to Seoul Dec 2013 #148

Ted wants to be our next "Dear Leader" Botany Dec 2013 #164

What a maroon. blkmusclmachine Dec 2013 #149

Here's my review. It's currently "under consideration." We'll see if it gets printed. NBachers Dec 2013 #152

good one NewJeffCT Dec 2013 #166

he will need to come out with a dumbed-down version at some point Enrique Dec 2013 #153

my review roguevalley Dec 2013 #154

Scott Walker probably... 3catwoman3 Dec 2013 #156

I wouldn't even give this to someone I hate. Nika Dec 2013 #158

Make sure you color in the tiny penis donheld Dec 2013 #160

The new GOP logo nikto Dec 2013 #161

Cthulhu loves you! LongTomH Dec 2013 #170

That was a fun visit to Amazon. Didn't leave a comment, but recced up a bunch. Hekate Dec 2013 #163

The fatal flaw in this is HillWilliam Dec 2013 #168

Okay, second reply - why the FUCK is he pointing at a tree? Rex Dec 2013 #171