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IrishAyes

(6,151 posts)
8. Well, kindly gimme a rec if you like the piece.
Sat Oct 26, 2013, 06:40 PM
Oct 2013

Why would Alex Jones or the Onion or anybody want to print something that couldn't even make it out of the GD corral? It's so seldom I ever write OP's. If it gets enough recs, I'll pass it along to the Onion to see if they want it. I'm too afraid of what Jones, Hannity, and the rest might really do to me IF they ever found out it was only my poor effort at satire.

I sneaked on Glenn Beck's website one time and wrote a short PRO-Obama piece, and somehow their filters let it lay for maybe a half hour. When it was discovered, he started sending me furious emails which I told him I was saving for the Feds and that I was about to lawyer up on him.

Dear Onion [View all] IrishAyes Oct 2013 OP
Oh drat. I was hoping for some John de Lancie Scootaloo Oct 2013 #1
Hey, gimme a break! Whaddya expect out of me in half an hour? Sheesh! IrishAyes Oct 2013 #2
And you changed the title, so my post doesn't even make sense anymore! Scootaloo Oct 2013 #4
Well, in my haste and defense, I proofed everything but the title. Don't know how that happened??? IrishAyes Oct 2013 #6
Well, even though I changed the title when you weren't looking, I remember Q! IrishAyes Oct 2013 #10
Well, if the Onion doesn't want it, Jackpine Radical Oct 2013 #3
Waaaaah! I just checked the Onion website and they don't accept outside submissions. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #11
Like I said, Alex Jones, Infowars. Jackpine Radical Oct 2013 #17
Are you serious? Maybe I'll give it a try. I don't know much about the winger sites IrishAyes Oct 2013 #18
Well that is creative nadinbrzezinski Oct 2013 #5
Thought you were going to say dipsydoodle Oct 2013 #7
If only I'd thought of it first... IrishAyes Oct 2013 #9
Well, kindly gimme a rec if you like the piece. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #8
LOL! Infiltrating Glennbeckistan and still lived to tell about it! You little heifer! freshwest Oct 2013 #15
Thankew. I'll tind too that befour I sind it too the WH. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #16
LOL. Nailed it! freshwest Oct 2013 #19
K&R, Irish! Until I have Cha Oct 2013 #12
Oh yes, Irish. sheshe2 Oct 2013 #13
Well, it is based on an actual dream I had; this was just the TP version, that's all. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #14
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