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trotsky

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141. Every Christian believes at least parts of the bible are literal.

Wed Oct 9, 2013, 10:42 AM

Oct 2013

Which parts they choose seem to determine what kind of Christian they are - tolerant and kind, or intolerant and judgmental.

But they're still all Christians. And please note, I'm not calling them the SAME, only that they both have equal claim to the label.

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Bachmann: 'End Times' Are Coming [View all] Cali_Democrat Oct 2013 OP

Yeah, the end of the Republican party!! B Calm Oct 2013 #1

we can only hope. ChairmanAgnostic Oct 2013 #3

Sometimes I wonder...... Swede Atlanta Oct 2013 #39

the other side of that.. when people live lives of cheat and deceit Voice for Peace Oct 2013 #113

I know what you mean.. I think it's a big scam to bring on the crazies but Cha Oct 2013 #119

hope kardonb Oct 2013 #62

Post removed Post removed Oct 2013 #21

That's what I was thinking, end of HER times. Shrike47 Oct 2013 #58

from your lips to god's ears, darling strike47 roguevalley Oct 2013 #60

When keeping it real religious goes wrong...... TheDebbieDee Oct 2013 #22

+1,000,000,000 TxDemChem Oct 2013 #48

"A brown man will rule the nation" Heather MC Oct 2013 #32

Do they mean brown like Jesus? nt silvershadow Oct 2013 #51

I have been in her house she had the "White Guy" on the wall she believes is Jesus Heather MC Oct 2013 #54

Like this Blue Eyed Surfer Guy with a good tan? bvar22 Oct 2013 #127

If most fundies (really another name for racists most of the time) ever met the real Jesus or saw a IrishAyes Oct 2013 #94

A brown man will rule the nations? Where did her pastor get that nonsense? IrishAyes Oct 2013 #91

I am Atheist I never bothered to look up the scripture I just know that's what she believes Heather MC Oct 2013 #95

Well, you sure don't want to believe anything she says! IrishAyes Oct 2013 #99

It's not in there. Enthusiast Oct 2013 #125

But, really, for that matter why would you believe anything in the Bible... Arugula Latte Oct 2013 #158

I've never met a Christian who believed this Nonhlanhla Oct 2013 #181

End times? Roy Rolling Oct 2013 #45

Yeah, funny how they skip past that bit. riqster Oct 2013 #88

Enter Sarah Palin's Only Competition In The Word Salad Category. n/t left on green only Oct 2013 #2

HA! No kidding! SammyWinstonJack Oct 2013 #175

Yikes! She's reminding me of the woman of Cooper's Dell in the movie Red State. adirondacker Oct 2013 #4

I am glad that someone provided the perfect illustration BumRushDaShow Oct 2013 #5

I literally laughed out loud at that picture. arcane1 Oct 2013 #6

It's Rapturepalooza! nt Zorra Oct 2013 #7

And that actually got elected to congress. Scary n/t Blaukraut Oct 2013 #8

Her indictment is still scheduled to drop before the end times get here. Sorry, Michelle. n/t DisgustipatedinCA Oct 2013 #9

Might as well shut down your government. Won't need that. Coyotl Oct 2013 #10

the worst imo is how much they ignore the environment becuz they are leaving soon +Janitor Jesus lunasun Oct 2013 #68

They do know the transporters on Star Trek are fiction, right? Coyotl Oct 2013 #106

Wait for the feds and her campaign finances malaise Oct 2013 #11

"Holy fucking shit. I don't even know what to say." ProSense Oct 2013 #12

The leaf is on the fig tree? MyshkinCommaPrince Oct 2013 #13

One would think a tree would require leaves to survive, even fig trees Dragonfli Oct 2013 #35

Like the rose petal from Beauty and the Beast, she's sitting by her fig tree SaveAmerica Oct 2013 #40

Frost is on the pumpkin? SaveAmerica Oct 2013 #42

Bad!!! Thor_MN Oct 2013 #115

Sowwy! Also to James Taylor (it is almost that time of year, though!) SaveAmerica Oct 2013 #116

Agreed, but I'm now thinking you were not going for the same source that I thought Thor_MN Oct 2013 #120

This is what I associate with that phrase ... aaaaand this is how I learned to hate country music: Arugula Latte Oct 2013 #160

OK, mine is considerably more... colorful... Thor_MN Oct 2013 #179

It's the parable of the budding fig tree. JBoy Oct 2013 #65

The chair is against the wall... Moostache Oct 2013 #77

Yah - its a parable. Ruby the Liberal Oct 2013 #79

Oh, good catch. My mind went to the cursing of the tree in Mark Recursion Oct 2013 #123

This message was self-deleted by its author Recursion Oct 2013 #122

That quote got me too. panader0 Oct 2013 #131

She's right. johnp3907 Oct 2013 #14

obviously referring to her career and "marriage" elehhhhna Oct 2013 #15

She not only represents the end of the Republican party, she represents the stupid ass end. Lint Head Oct 2013 #16

Why didn't it end during the Holocaust or with Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Maraya1969 Oct 2013 #17

Yes it gives us fear in some respects because we want the retirement that our parents enjoyed. freshwest Oct 2013 #18

And Obamacare kills women, kills children, and kills senior citizens. Lifelong Dem Oct 2013 #19

"God" sure has idiot spokes people! arthritisR_US Oct 2013 #20

pssst... I don't think they're his at all. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #96

From what I have seen, I'd have to agree. n/t arthritisR_US Oct 2013 #101

Sentencing day coming, Michelle? NuclearDem Oct 2013 #23

Hey Michelle, Downtown Hound Oct 2013 #24

by the same token the opposite of that is also true unfortunately Dragonfli Oct 2013 #44

Blahblah rivers of blood blahblah silence in Heaven for half an hour blahblah angels blah hatrack Oct 2013 #25

The guano!/The guano!/It's always/the guano... JHB Oct 2013 #26

ROFL!!!! calimary Oct 2013 #73

Wow, that's really the kind of person you want fielding the nuclear football. Warren DeMontague Oct 2013 #27

She is forgetting the part of the bible that frowns on "predicting" VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #28

"These people"? Their interpretation of scripture is just as valid as your grandmothers. cleanhippie Oct 2013 #132

No its not... VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #135

Yeah, it is. trotsky Oct 2013 #138

No they don't ... VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #140

Every Christian believes at least parts of the bible are literal. trotsky Oct 2013 #141

Ahh, they "pick and choose" what parts they like, huh? And your grandmother didn't, right? cleanhippie Oct 2013 #139

My grandmother followed the teachings of Jesus... VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #142

So in one sentence you support my claim. cleanhippie Oct 2013 #143

The NEW Testament... VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #145

So she chooses the New Testament, a PART of the bible. cleanhippie Oct 2013 #146

You obviously know NOTHING about Christianity... VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #148

So you are telling me two things: she only believes the NT, and she believes all of it. cleanhippie Oct 2013 #149

She never said ALL of it was true.. VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #150

So she chooses only PARTS of the NT now? cleanhippie Oct 2013 #151

She chose to follow a prophet....not a book VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #162

Hahahaha. Ok. The bible is not the basis of belief in Jesus for your grandmother. cleanhippie Oct 2013 #163

No it's not... VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #164

Except your first post said that she did rely on the bible. cleanhippie Oct 2013 #165

It's not about relying on it...Do you believe everything you read in every book? VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #166

During this discussion, you have repeatedly attacked me personally. cleanhippie Oct 2013 #167

You attacked my dead Grandmother's beliefs...AS IF VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #168

Questioning beliefs is not attacking a person. cleanhippie Oct 2013 #169

You didn't "question them" you disparaged them VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #174

So you agree that it was her beliefs, not your grandmother that was the issue. cleanhippie Oct 2013 #183

I said nothing of the sort...and you didn't "question them"...you flat out insulted them. VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #184

I "insulted" them? Get a grip, dude. cleanhippie Oct 2013 #185

Not a dude... VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #187

Then get a grip, madam. cleanhippie Oct 2013 #189

No YOU want to put them all in a nice little box.... VanillaRhapsody Oct 2013 #190

They are already in it, madam. cleanhippie Oct 2013 #191

Happy for you, Batshit! AAO Oct 2013 #29

Do tell us more, Mrs Bachmann. Mojo Electro Oct 2013 #30

Welcome to DU, Mojo Electro! calimary Oct 2013 #74

Thanks! Mojo Electro Oct 2013 #80

There they go again, trying to Immanentize the eschaton Dragonfli Oct 2013 #31

Fnord! KamaAina Oct 2013 #129

. Dragonfli Oct 2013 #130

She neads to consult the Dealey Lama intaglio Oct 2013 #152

I think I have the information to a gorilla counseling service that may be able to help her Dragonfli Oct 2013 #161

I don't get it.. stillcool Oct 2013 #33

"full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." AtheistCrusader Oct 2013 #37

"End Times" for HER. IllinoisBirdWatcher Oct 2013 #34

Definitely her political career.... mwooldri Oct 2013 #86

Don't forget - Bachman loves Al Qaeda and has said she thinks the U.S. deserved 9-11 Adenoid_Hynkel Oct 2013 #36

Setting herself up for an insanity plea. Scuba Oct 2013 #38

beat me to it. lol GreatCaesarsGhost Oct 2013 #46

My thought exactly! (n/t) Amaril Oct 2013 #157

we've seen countless leaves on many fig trees here on vacation.... NRaleighLiberal Oct 2013 #41

She's building up an insanity defense for her indictment. GreatCaesarsGhost Oct 2013 #43

Winner! JoePhilly Oct 2013 #52

So believing in religious scripture is "insane"? cleanhippie Oct 2013 #133

Yeah and won't she be so disappointed meadowlark5 Oct 2013 #47

all the GOP leaders supported that policy Enrique Oct 2013 #49

Well, they are coming for you, dearie. MineralMan Oct 2013 #50

Police naw give her no break. Iggo Oct 2013 #147

If this ain't satire, she needs to be sent for psychiatric treatment STAT. Owl Oct 2013 #53

If it means her and her ilk go away, I shant complain Populist_Prole Oct 2013 #55

Can these people implode already Iliyah Oct 2013 #56

Funny how the closer to jail they get, the closer G*d they get. marble falls Oct 2013 #57

She's dangerous Jim Warren Oct 2013 #59

Her constituents.... HooptieWagon Oct 2013 #110

She must be reading the handwriting on the wall. BlueToTheBone Oct 2013 #61

Dibs on their cars!!! Thor_MN Oct 2013 #63

As long as it is end of Bachmann's time, I'm ok with it. muntrv Oct 2013 #64

1.) Michele Bachmann is batshit crazy. 2.) The CIA has been supporting al Qaeda and its predecesors Junkdrawer Oct 2013 #66

If you truly,truly believe Michele - give your money and possessions to charity rurallib Oct 2013 #67

OMG angrychair Oct 2013 #69

She's not a believer in Jesus Christ. With her policies and preferences, no way she could be. calimary Oct 2013 #70

You pegged it. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #97

So she is not a real Christian, is that what you are saying? cleanhippie Oct 2013 #134

This message was self-deleted by its author LostOne4Ever Oct 2013 #192

What I'm saying is - the behavior she exhibits and the things she says all tell me that calimary Oct 2013 #195

While I understand your point, you still seem to be saying that she is not a true Christian cleanhippie Oct 2013 #196

I think the point in all those New Testament stories quoting Jesus Christ - calimary Oct 2013 #197

Ah, the "No True Scotsman" defence! mr blur Oct 2013 #193

Maybe The Teabaggers and her will be raptured the hell out of here. Hurry! YOHABLO Oct 2013 #71

well yeah true but PatrynXX Oct 2013 #72

5150 Ikonoklast Oct 2013 #75

Yes. They are coming, but not the way you think, you whacko. GoCubsGo Oct 2013 #76

Crazy people on corners with signs have been saying the same thing all my life. appleannie1 Oct 2013 #78

Seriously doubt Jesus Christ is a believer in Michelle Bachmann or the odious brand of Christianity indepat Oct 2013 #81

Thank you. Tigress DEM Oct 2013 #90

If the eyes mirror the mind and soul, she is bat-shit crazy beyond any reasonable doubt indepat Oct 2013 #98

So Jesus Christ, a dead guy from 2,000 years ago, is still alive and has a functioning brain? Arugula Latte Oct 2013 #159

Here's my theological evaluation Nonhlanhla Oct 2013 #82

does the word maranatha fit in her word salad? madrchsod Oct 2013 #176

It's one of those words fundies like to throw around Nonhlanhla Oct 2013 #182

Talking about figs libdude Oct 2013 #83

Well, lets be nice Turbineguy Oct 2013 #84

all of her antics and public mime time tells me me one thing.... Rebellious Republican Oct 2013 #85

Don't know what to say? Try this. IrishAyes Oct 2013 #87

Try "The Bible Geek" sometime. Robert M. Price. longship Oct 2013 #112

Well, I'm not an atheist myself, but thanks anyway IrishAyes Oct 2013 #124

The END of HER political career. nt Tigress DEM Oct 2013 #89

You want to know why people believe this shit? Or follow it and lap it up? snooper2 Oct 2013 #92

Bachmann doesn't even know the Bible, apparently jmowreader Oct 2013 #93

Here I was thinking it was Reagan exboyfil Oct 2013 #105

He certainly ACTED like an Antichrist, didn't he? jmowreader Oct 2013 #136

So you are saying that because her interpretation differs from yours, she is wrong? cleanhippie Oct 2013 #153

No, I'm saying she's just wrong jmowreader Oct 2013 #170

Yes, you are saying she is wrong, based in your interpretation of the bible. cleanhippie Oct 2013 #172

I think the only possible response to this would be BlancheSplanchnik Oct 2013 #100

Actually she's getting to the point where she annoys me more than Palin tularetom Oct 2013 #102

Fucking Christo-fascist freak! gopiscrap Oct 2013 #103

Only for you, sweetie, only for you thecrow Oct 2013 #104

I know what the constitution says about religious tests... Scootaloo Oct 2013 #107

That is the most trite, most restated idea defacto7 Oct 2013 #108

Meanwhile our supposedly responsible press picks out four prominent atheists and refers to them as dimbear Oct 2013 #109

Hey Michelle Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Oct 2013 #111

Yeah the end of the GOP. Rex Oct 2013 #114

The crazy is strong with this one. Beacool Oct 2013 #117

My first thought was.. Cha Oct 2013 #118

LOL B Calm Oct 2013 #121

I hear that stuff all the time. leftyladyfrommo Oct 2013 #144

It's the end of the world as we know it! abelenkpe Oct 2013 #126

"Bachmann belongs in a mental institute not congress" FiveGoodMen Oct 2013 #155

Our Fig Tree has leaves every year. bvar22 Oct 2013 #128

Well, hopefully, its the end politcally for her LNM Oct 2013 #137

My sentiments precisely. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #186

Sorry for the rhetorical selfie, but had to repost this from another thread hatrack Oct 2013 #154

well it`s my.... madrchsod Oct 2013 #178

Love this! JNelson6563 Oct 2013 #188

The only end that is coming is the end of her career Taverner Oct 2013 #156

...kemosabe, not afraid Warren DeMontague Oct 2013 #171

What hell is she blathering on about? SammyWinstonJack Oct 2013 #173

Juanita Jean had some fun with Bachman's craziness Gothmog Oct 2013 #177

Bat. Shit. Crazy. ladyVet Oct 2013 #180

Can't She just go prepair for it, and leave the rest of us in peace? yuiyoshida Oct 2013 #194