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Showing Original Post only (View all)Which of Michelle Obama's many heinous crimes has shocked you the most? [View all]
There have been so many Michelle Obama scandals that you may have trouble remembering all of them
So, in case you need a few quiet minutes of frothing self-righteous outrage, here are some reminders of just a few of the many WTF moments we've all experienced in recent years as Michelle Obama's behavior contributes to the collapse of America
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2009 - michelle scandalously exposes her arms | |
2 (12%) |
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2009 - michelle inappropriately gropes the Queen-Mother | |
0 (0%) |
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2010 - michelle bullies children to get more exercise | |
1 (6%) |
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2010 - michelle forces "healthy" starvation diet on the poor little children | |
5 (29%) |
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2011 - michelle promotes breastfeeding infants instead of helicopter-hunted-moose-burgers | |
0 (0%) |
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2011 - michelle shamelessly shops at Target | |
6 (35%) |
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2012 - michelle denies being an angry black woman | |
1 (6%) |
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2012 - michelle inexplicably speaks at DNC | |
0 (0%) |
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2013 - michelle thoughtlessly attends Hadiya Pendleton's funeral | |
2 (12%) |
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2013 - michelle brazenly appears at the Oscars | |
0 (0%) |
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Which of Michelle Obama's many heinous crimes has shocked you the most? [View all]
struggle4progress
Sep 2013
OP
You forgot today's outrage! Michelle wants people to drink more water as part of a healthy
FSogol
Sep 2013
#1
oops! and that's actually what reminded me of this whole string of scandals!
struggle4progress
Sep 2013
#9
I completely forgot about that! The horror, words just cannot express!
struggle4progress
Sep 2013
#12
Can our great democracy survive this? Can western civilization survive it? Update at 11!
struggle4progress
Sep 2013
#17
Miz Mooseburger was very very upset about that whole breastfeeding thingie
struggle4progress
Sep 2013
#7
her organic garden not only represents a war on traditional American industrialized agriculture
Douglas Carpenter
Sep 2013
#15
But there are hundreds of them! Hundreds and hundreds of silly meaningless scandals!
struggle4progress
Sep 2013
#23
I know! What next? Encouraging people to get enough sleep at night or hug their kids?
struggle4progress
Sep 2013
#40
Michelle increasing Global Warming by encouraging people to burn sequestered carbon stored as fat
Johonny
Sep 2013
#50
How can people remain so unconcerned by the zombie army that Michelle is amassing
struggle4progress
Sep 2013
#62
What??? Trying To Force Our Kids To Drink More Water Didn't Make The List???
Liberal_Dog
Sep 2013
#68