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grahamhgreen

(15,741 posts)
16. Total Criminalization
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 11:03 PM
Jul 2013


SCRUTINIZER'S POSTLUDE

Eventually it was discovered
That God
Did not want us to be
All the same
This was
BAD NEWS
For the Governments of The World
As it seemed contrary
To the doctrine of
Portion Controlled Servings
Mankind must be made more uniformly
If THE FUTURE
Was going to work
Various ways were sought
To bind us all together
But, alas SAMENESS was unenforceable
It was about this time
That someone
Came up with the idea of TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION
Based on the principle that
If we were ALL crooks
We could at last be uniform
To some degree
In the eyes of THE LAW
Shrewdly our legislators calculated
That most people were
Too lazy to perform a
REAL CRIME
So new laws were manufactured
Making it possible for anyone
To violate them any time of the day or night,
And
Once we had all broken some kind of law
We'd all be in the same big happy club
Right up there with the President,
The most exalted industrialists,
And the clerical big shots
Of all your favorite religions
TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION
Was the greatest idea of its time
And was vastly popular
Except with those people
Who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws,
So, of course, they had to be TRICKED INTO IT...
Which is one of the reasons why
Music
Was eventually made
Illegal
- FZ
Can't be having the truth be uttered, now can we? RC Jul 2013 #1
Between Zappa, George Carlin and Elizabeth Warren, cliffordu Jul 2013 #2
Captain America: The First Avenger FredisDead Jul 2013 #3
I believe that the intelligence agencies have tremendous powers. Those involved transcend president rhett o rick Jul 2013 #4
When the Cold war ended, former CIA boss, and then President G HW Bush alfredo Jul 2013 #10
I believe they control the government. nm rhett o rick Jul 2013 #12
I believe that too. alfredo Jul 2013 #13
I'd stick "educational" in there too. Now that this admin's thrown in w. privatizers.... Smarmie Doofus Jul 2013 #5
A Sage !!!!! orpupilofnature57 Jul 2013 #6
Zappa is a man who was way ahead of his time. Initech Jul 2013 #7
Nailed. It. And thank you for the quote. n/t jtuck004 Jul 2013 #8
Kick Scuba Jul 2013 #11
I learned all about politics from reading his book graywarrior Jul 2013 #9
more from Zappa... L0oniX Jul 2013 #14
Frank Zappa, George Carlin, and Bill Hicks all exposed the same message. Initech Jul 2013 #22
And...................... BobbyBoring Jul 2013 #33
Zappa was and always will be awesome. blackspade Jul 2013 #15
Total Criminalization grahamhgreen Jul 2013 #16
"Heavenly Bank Account" Initech Jul 2013 #23
he always knew what time it was. KG Jul 2013 #17
Frank Zappa was a national treasure. frylock Jul 2013 #18
You are exactly correct......nt Enthusiast Jul 2013 #28
Rec! progressoid Jul 2013 #19
"If your children ever find out how lame you really are... dogknob Jul 2013 #20
Damn- beat me to it! stlsaxman Jul 2013 #32
Awesome RedCappedBandit Jul 2013 #21
This message was self-deleted by its author felix_numinous Jul 2013 #24
Where's Zappaman? whatchamacallit Jul 2013 #25
You got that right! BobbyBoring Jul 2013 #34
Here I am, buddy! zappaman Jul 2013 #36
Here to spread the 'practical conservative' gospel, zappaman? whatchamacallit Jul 2013 #37
Zappa aand the Libertarian Party 90-percent Jul 2013 #38
Well there ya go. Perfect. Enthusiast Jul 2013 #26
My ship of love is ready to attack! Enthusiast Jul 2013 #27
I Miss Frank Zappa's Witt... Hubert Flottz Jul 2013 #29
The interview was not run. dusty trails Jul 2013 #30
Frank and Ike (Eisenhower) were pretty much spot on... another fave of mine- stlsaxman Jul 2013 #31
I loved Zappa live. DontTreadOnMe Jul 2013 #35
LI is Zappa country 90-percent Jul 2013 #39
Sources? drustrange Jul 2013 #40
post 40 90-percent Jul 2013 #41
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