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Sat Dec 17, 2011, 10:10 AM

3. Newt's life story is a real selling point for the 'Sanctity' crowd, don't you think?

 

I mean, the President says all straight couples are 'sanctified' and no gay couples can share that state of 'spiritual' elements and all. President has not confirmed exactly how he thinks the 'sanctity' is taken from one Mrs Newt and applied to the next Mrs Newt, we are not sure if God simply follows Newt's orders or if there is an application process, we do know the President says that each of Newt's actual 'marriages' had God in the mix. Does God instantly condemn women Newt dumps to hell? Or are they just now lacking sanctity, like some gay woman?
I'd like to hear the specifics, as it seems to me the Story of Newt is an exemplary Gospel of the straight community's ways of 'marriage'. The Sacramental nature of Newt and Mrs Newt of the Week is apparent to any eye, the holiness, the spirituality, it shines. Sanctity.
One man, one woman, then another woman, one in a car, one in a hotel, then another at the alter, then another alter. Sanctity. It's what's for dinner.

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