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The same day I read the Fourth Amendment and coincidentally joined the KKK! n/t backscatter712 Jun 2013 #1
I had a lobotomy and suddenly it all became so clear! Katashi_itto Jun 2013 #142
I just followed the line at chow time. Puzzledtraveller Jun 2013 #2
You mean to tell me the whole you've been at Gitmo you've never had a meal? BlueCheese Jun 2013 #95
I was told I was burnodo Jun 2013 #3
Rumor had it that I'm the love child between him Arctic Dave Jun 2013 #4
This thread needs ProSense Jun 2013 #5
Finally! You reveal your sense of humor! Thank you! Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #12
Hey, I can put up with using chemical weapons and such. Fuddnik Jun 2013 #72
Who are you calling out tonight? one_voice Jun 2013 #6
Oh noes! 99Forever Jun 2013 #9
Who gives a fuck what.. one_voice Jun 2013 #13
Uh... 99Forever Jun 2013 #18
First, I'm not your buddy... one_voice Jun 2013 #20
I didn't vote for Rand Paul either... 99Forever Jun 2013 #24
You might wann work on... one_voice Jun 2013 #41
What name did I call you? 99Forever Jun 2013 #50
I didn't say you called me a name... one_voice Jun 2013 #55
Okay then...you seem to have a chip on your shoulder. vaberella Jun 2013 #114
No one here is a Paulite either. I agree, wtf is wrong with people here. sabrina 1 Jun 2013 #73
OMG - this subthread is priceless. I applaud your HardTimes99 Jun 2013 #25
Awww...bless you heart.. one_voice Jun 2013 #44
DU should make it more formal. Before being allowd to post an OP one must be asked this Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #19
You know it's funny you say that... one_voice Jun 2013 #23
Someone called me a racist? Who? Give me a name and I'll kick that person's ass. Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #28
An attempt to deflate the observations as to all the new Libertarians on the site flamingdem Jun 2013 #27
Hmm. Whoever compiled the 14 names is slacking. I've got a list of 73. Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #31
Make that 74. Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #32
That's nuttin' Fuddnik Jun 2013 #76
Make that 57. Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #79
Someone posted that an hour ago flamingdem Jun 2013 #34
I saw it and like I said, they are slacking. Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #36
If that doesn't bug you then you don't care about trends flamingdem Jun 2013 #40
I won't rest until there is a libertarian bogey-man under every bed. Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #45
Jesus Christ!!! I thought it was fucking dust bunnies. Autumn Jun 2013 #49
:) Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #59
I just cecked... zeemike Jun 2013 #71
Accessing your address from the NSA now. Libertarian to delivered in the next 28-45 business days Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #78
Oh thank god for that. zeemike Jun 2013 #90
do you have any libertarians in size S, im not sure there is space next to the commies Monkie Jun 2013 #140
Speaking of a sock flamingdem Jun 2013 #83
I have a list of 185 socks. Looking for at least one more for a match. Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #87
I bet you do. There's plenty of loose flamingdem Jun 2013 #91
Can I have a Librarian instead? Fuddnik Jun 2013 #81
Sadly, no. Librarians are too courageous to hide under beds. Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #89
Can I get a librarian in my bed ?... n/t PoliticAverse Jun 2013 #136
'I have here in my hand a list' and it's longer than yours! sabrina 1 Jun 2013 #88
The Personality Cult is entitled to their enemies list. HooptieWagon Jun 2013 #117
Name them then. Who are these 'Paulbots' on the site? Is there a list we can look at? sabrina 1 Jun 2013 #80
Anyone opposing goverment surveillence is a Rand supporter...or a racist.... HooptieWagon Jun 2013 #126
There is. It was a poll. I see no reason to make a big deal about it, but you can if you want: ucrdem Jun 2013 #135
Lol, I love Graham, one of the most entertaining people on DU. sabrina 1 Jun 2013 #146
I was walking down the sidewalk.... ForgoTheConsequence Jun 2013 #7
Thanks for the laugh & think Jun 2013 #17
Apparently, by posting on DU. One morning I woke up and a dozen or so DUers Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #8
I have long considered myself an RFK Democrat Art_from_Ark Jun 2013 #96
My doctor suggested I buy some of his urine so I could sprinkle it on myself and cure my cancer. galileoreloaded Jun 2013 #10
It must have been a sexual thing for me . Autumn Jun 2013 #11
I always wondered why we were being told to do that! sabrina 1 Jun 2013 #98
The only Rand Paul followers on DU are the strawmen invented by the Bush Obama Group. HooptieWagon Jun 2013 #14
The "Bush Obama Group"... SidDithers Jun 2013 #22
They cheerlead Obama continuing Bush policy, and appointing GOP to adiministration. HooptieWagon Jun 2013 #30
Keep digging... SidDithers Jun 2013 #35
... sabrina 1 Jun 2013 #99
Occupy folks accepted Paulbots and it didn't help them flamingdem Jun 2013 #33
I know several Paul supporters, in the 30yo + or - range. HooptieWagon Jun 2013 #46
Yes it's a problem, their thinking is wafer thin flamingdem Jun 2013 #48
I don't buy into it a bit. HooptieWagon Jun 2013 #57
I agree, we need to move left flamingdem Jun 2013 #63
Yeah, too bad Ron or Rand Paul don't believe in any of that......... thelordofhell Jun 2013 #105
Yep. A lot of the PaulBots are single issue supporters...Marijuana. HooptieWagon Jun 2013 #107
This is a double whammy nadinbrzezinski Jun 2013 #53
I'm not smearing Occupy or saying they're the same as Paulites flamingdem Jun 2013 #64
How many general assemblies did you attend? nadinbrzezinski Jun 2013 #65
I believe it. There were a lot of flamingdem Jun 2013 #66
You are free to that view. nadinbrzezinski Jun 2013 #75
I'm much more concerned about all the Republicans Obama is placing back in power in his cabinet sabrina 1 Jun 2013 #108
Um. A tad off topic flamingdem Jun 2013 #112
Support for Republicans, support for Paul, same topic as far as I am concerned. Is it okay sabrina 1 Jun 2013 #116
about the same time I became a racist. it was BOGO, so I said, y'know, what the hey... KG Jun 2013 #15
Lol, there's an old Irish saying: 'You may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb'! sabrina 1 Jun 2013 #119
The day after I discovered I was a racist ... 99Forever Jun 2013 #16
Brilliant satire and conceit. Swift would be jealous!- nt HardTimes99 Jun 2013 #21
I read some really awful stuff like Universal Declaration of Human Rights. :( idwiyo Jun 2013 #26
Well Manny I got no excuses nadinbrzezinski Jun 2013 #29
An acquaintance of mine is a Republican operative MannyGoldstein Jun 2013 #148
He can be very pleasant nadinbrzezinski Jun 2013 #149
Same way I became a "racist," apparently. Lizzie Poppet Jun 2013 #37
Clicked his link that said, "Follow me on Twitter" Mister Ed Jun 2013 #38
At first I only followed once and great while. You know, like after a hard day. ZombieHorde Jun 2013 #39
Is that the new talking point? Rex Jun 2013 #42
Well, Rand Paul and I believe in the Pythagorean theorem, ergo I am a Rand Paul follower jsr Jun 2013 #43
Pythagorean theorem? zeemike Jun 2013 #82
It was when someone told me that Paul agrees with Al Franken on something, and I realized sabrina 1 Jun 2013 #120
You are behind the times, dude. The new thing is that cthulu2016 Jun 2013 #47
They are that good? nadinbrzezinski Jun 2013 #51
Up next,"I became a troll for the Russians & the Chinese when I supported the 1st & 4th Amendments." Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #54
Funny story, actually. We bought the same toupee. nt nyquil_man Jun 2013 #52
How did that work out? Did you switch off days wearing it? Luminous Animal Jun 2013 #56
I suggested exactly that. nyquil_man Jun 2013 #68
I loved Rand before I became a racist. Also, we work out at the same gym. progressoid Jun 2013 #58
Have you curb stomped anyone lately? ProudToBeBlueInRhody Jun 2013 #60
I disagreed with the administration's prosecution of medical marijuana patients. liberal_at_heart Jun 2013 #61
I met him on an alien spacecraft, he had been abducted earlier in the evening... Safetykitten Jun 2013 #62
Well you are nothing if sheshe2 Jun 2013 #67
I'm voting for Markey too, of course MannyGoldstein Jun 2013 #74
Before Rand Paul was born... malokvale77 Jun 2013 #69
It all started when we abandoned the gold standard. bluedigger Jun 2013 #70
We were dancing naked on the fire station roof, bong-toking, grilling weiners, and tossing M-80s struggle4progress Jun 2013 #77
WOW malokvale77 Jun 2013 #109
It's really the sort of thing that could happen to almost anybody struggle4progress Jun 2013 #113
You could be right... malokvale77 Jun 2013 #125
Never heard of him Rosa Luxemburg Jun 2013 #84
Find him filed under racist teabagger flamingdem Jun 2013 #85
Slipped WovenGems Jun 2013 #86
Well, after I ran over a sewer rat and it landed on his head... Thor_MN Jun 2013 #92
When I found out the fake Dr. Rand Paul Greybnk48 Jun 2013 #93
I am curious, how DID you become a Rand Paul follower? jazzimov Jun 2013 #94
That was almost as good an effort at satire as Manny's. Welcome to DU btw. sabrina 1 Jun 2013 #123
Jeezus gave me a revelation! Fuddnik Jun 2013 #97
Then things cleared up and all you saw was an ass. Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2013 #121
I think I missed this in joke tavalon Jun 2013 #100
He's my confirmation saint. nt Deep13 Jun 2013 #101
I become aware of all the dog shit in my yard on a daily basis so I don't step in it. Lint Head Jun 2013 #102
Fucking fuck the Pauls and their bots! Fire Walk With Me Jun 2013 #103
Results of alert TransitJohn Jun 2013 #104
Thats a jury smack-down .... HooptieWagon Jun 2013 #110
Why should juries hide this thread when they refused to hide OrwellwasRight Jun 2013 #111
Some people think that when they say something no one will respond, that is the end of the sabrina 1 Jun 2013 #118
I think you are right. OrwellwasRight Jun 2013 #138
Skinner has a fat ass? leftstreet Jun 2013 #115
First I heard malokvale77 Jun 2013 #128
I thought Skinner would be skinny. /nt Ash_F Jun 2013 #131
They've lost it. Too bad. And insulting Skinner? Idiot alerter n/t Catherina Jun 2013 #144
Thank you for posting this! Brilliant! Dear jurors, you ROCK! idwiyo Jun 2013 #151
Rather than mock Rancid Paul Coccydynia Jun 2013 #106
I got slandered and libeled by DU police state apologists. I said I liked Les Paul, Zorra Jun 2013 #122
Lol! You have to watch what you say, Zorra. sabrina 1 Jun 2013 #124
They're making a list, and checking it twice. HooptieWagon Jun 2013 #129
Santa lives in the BOG? Fuddnik Jun 2013 #130
They share a coldwater flat in fantasyland. HooptieWagon Jun 2013 #133
Well that's what the hell you get for using French Autumn Jun 2013 #152
When I laughed at this... Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2013 #127
It was a tossup AgingAmerican Jun 2013 #132
How the hell did you confuse the rather svelte 1984 with 1000+ page Atlas Shrugged? Systematic Chaos Jun 2013 #137
I follow RP because I'm concerned wars are seeded by uncontrolled private/SECRET assault weapons patrice Jun 2013 #134
I fell asleep in late 2000 and just woke up Recursion Jun 2013 #139
One day I sat staring at my KKK robes... sibelian Jun 2013 #141
Better make more space on your wall, because you're going to fall in love with Alex Jones sabrina 1 Jun 2013 #147
Yep. blackspade Jun 2013 #143
Same as you. I read the constitution and won't pretend I didn't for anyone. Catherina Jun 2013 #145
there's a whole generation of kids now datasuspect Jun 2013 #150
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