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surrealAmerican

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31. Why only the second-hand clothes?

Reply to The Straight Story (Original post)

Tue Feb 26, 2013, 04:40 PM

Feb 2013

Surely, any number of evil spells might be put in your clothes in the factory or the fabric mill or the cotton field or the chemical plant ...

... and what about other consumer goods?

... and what about your house itself, and every single thing it's made of?

One cursed iron mine could damn all your followers, Pat!

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Robertson: Worth Praying Over Clothes to Rebuke Demons [View all] The Straight Story Feb 2013 OP

That is hilarious. Deep13 Feb 2013 #1

I feel fairly certain... supernova Feb 2013 #2

Especially Satin, damnask and orgasmnza pinboy3niner Feb 2013 #3

I can't believe people still believe these silly notions. Apophis Feb 2013 #4

K& R for exposing this fraud.. Permanut Feb 2013 #5

Well, it's just common sense. Personally, I rebuke the demons right there at the counter, petronius Feb 2013 #6

Sometimes I slap the clerk on the forehead as well and yell praise jeebus The Straight Story Feb 2013 #7

When this jerk dies, Skidmore Feb 2013 #8

When he dies, he'll simply cease to exist, MineralMan Feb 2013 #18

Personally... Javaman Feb 2013 #21

Indeed!! BuddhaGirl Feb 2013 #47

Well, leisure suits need to be rebuked... joeybee12 Feb 2013 #9

I saw this on the tv show Supernatural. bermudat Feb 2013 #10

that's why I go to St. Vinnies Enrique Feb 2013 #11

I've had to severely chastise my pants occasionally. Buns_of_Fire Feb 2013 #12

Going commando comes with built-in risks. MineralMan Feb 2013 #17

There's a proper procedure to this: 1) lay out the clothes before you (and their new owner...); JHB Feb 2013 #13

People should send their clothes to him ala carte Ted Nugent LiberalFighter Feb 2013 #14

Really it's 2013 and people are still worried about demons???? Initech Feb 2013 #15

Oh, but it's his "Faith," so it's okay. If he didn't call it "Faith" he'd be committed. Arugula Latte Feb 2013 #23

Send money and don't worry, everything'll be mediocre, but at least those demons won't get us. nt patrice Feb 2013 #33

And don't forget to buy the DVD! Initech Feb 2013 #43

DVD? Whatsat?? Have mp3s been Raptured? Oh dang! You've been Left Behind, Pat!! patrice Feb 2013 #45

Worth remembering that modern pharmacology has MineralMan Feb 2013 #16

"Demagogue: one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." Tierra_y_Libertad Feb 2013 #19

Ah so this is why electronics hate me! Javaman Feb 2013 #20

You need to pray more. Mine has a bill gates demon in it, always crashing (nt) The Straight Story Feb 2013 #22

I think you are right, my repeated sacificing of pepsi on the keyboard doesn't seem to be working. Javaman Feb 2013 #24

My bill gates demon keeps riding broncos across by browser tabs turning 'em all into cookie monsters patrice Feb 2013 #37

Little known fact...Beelzebub loves Apple products. Ikonoklast Feb 2013 #25

I think my DVD player might be possessed. Initech Feb 2013 #27

I know my clothes are possessed. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2013 #26

Dear Pat: Please pray for my dickie. It is naughty. Thank you and amen. Arugula Latte Feb 2013 #28

Best. Post. Ever. nt riqster Feb 2013 #40

Agree. patrice Feb 2013 #42

The term "witch doctor" seems a reasonable way to describe him at this point. Peter cotton Feb 2013 #29

The Chinese are not demons; they just work for waaaay less than we do . . . patrice Feb 2013 #30

Why only the second-hand clothes? surrealAmerican Feb 2013 #31

Every day, Pat becomes more like Herbert from Family Guy. backscatter712 Feb 2013 #32

Laundry? get the red out Feb 2013 #34

John Zaffis is stealing his show HockeyMom Feb 2013 #35

Morons. Iggo Feb 2013 #36

That's why they call me Warren DeMontague Feb 2013 #38

Just use EXOR, the bold new detergent for fundamentalists Blue Owl Feb 2013 #39

I am *so* going to walk down the aisles of Wal-Mart attaching demons to things... Ian David Feb 2013 #41

I use UNIX. It makes use of daemons. What prayer should I use? TrogL Feb 2013 #44

Ah, I see he's progressed Canuckistanian Feb 2013 #46