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Bucky

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28. I can tell from your tidy preparations you've never fought ninjas.

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 12:04 PM

Feb 2013

What's more, sadly, you're still unprepared to deal with these psycho, shadowy killers from space.

not even pirates can withstand their pure lethal awesomeness

a true ninja would slice thru you and your laser and you nunchuks in those generous 3 seconds you've left them to strike. You would be like that guy on the right, only more fucked up

Ninjas aren't simply "at home" in the dark. Ninjas are the dark.

If you're unwilling to shoot them through the bathroom door, sight unseen, you're probably already dead.

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Let's say you wake up at night & fear that there are burglars in your house. [View all] Bucky Feb 2013 OP

So... TexasPaganDem Feb 2013 #1

Yeah, so you probably shouldn't invite me over after answering this question Bucky Feb 2013 #5

hahahaha Voice for Peace Feb 2013 #37

37% of all wall safes are hidden behind paint-by-numbers portraits or mirrors. cherokeeprogressive Feb 2013 #40

I had the same thought nt el_bryanto Feb 2013 #7

I don't own too much of value ... polly7 Feb 2013 #2

So, you're saying you *wouldn't* just start firing random shots through the bathroom door? Bucky Feb 2013 #13

Yep. I find his claims to be pretty unbelievable. nt. polly7 Feb 2013 #15

You forgot 'They are looking for you because they think it would be fun to victimize you'.. pipoman Feb 2013 #3

Aw, Don't Be Huffy. Paladin Feb 2013 #27

I don't quite understand the question. SheilaT Feb 2013 #4

congratulations on hitting 12,000 Bucky Feb 2013 #10

Thanks. SheilaT Feb 2013 #12

Thanks. I had no idea what all the toilet burglar ecstatic Feb 2013 #25

Maybe they had some bad Jimmy Dean? You don't know when nature is going to call! TwilightGardener Feb 2013 #6

No need. Ted Nugent says that he shoots people the moment they cross his property line. onehandle Feb 2013 #8

Well, I'd say that's a fitting punishment for wanting to visit Ted Nugent. Bucky Feb 2013 #21

A person is entitled to the best defense they can muster... HereSince1628 Feb 2013 #9

I can't 'hunt them down and shoot them'. HappyMe Feb 2013 #11

I don't own a gun, but if I could rig my electronics to explode in case of theft... EastKYLiberal Feb 2013 #14

Well that's easy enough to guarantee Bucky Feb 2013 #17

I always think that it's they want to take a crap in my bathroom madokie Feb 2013 #16

dog bed#3 is in front of the tv irisblue Feb 2013 #18

I actually had a burglar crap in my bathroom badtoworse Feb 2013 #19

Call 911 and get the fuck out of the house rustydog Feb 2013 #20

This is why we have big dogs instead of guns - TBF Feb 2013 #22

I am not hunting down anyone, I have the advantage. I know my house very well in the dark SQUEE Feb 2013 #23

I can tell from your tidy preparations you've never fought ninjas. Bucky Feb 2013 #28

Oh please, I am no piker SQUEE Feb 2013 #32

I can't think of anything worth stealing in our house nt LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #24

bwahahahah!!!! pipi_k Feb 2013 #26

:o) Bucky Feb 2013 #29

if somebody breaks into my house PD Turk Feb 2013 #30

I would go to the sound of sarisataka Feb 2013 #31

Drugs? Crepuscular Feb 2013 #33

I don't want another man to sit upon my throne Johonny Feb 2013 #34

"HEY! Put that new roll of TP on OVERHAND!" Gorp Feb 2013 #35

My father loves you right now.. SQUEE Feb 2013 #38

All the electronics in my house are recycled. hunter Feb 2013 #36

I don't need a gun TexasPaganDem Feb 2013 #39

LOL! Or Barbie shoes - those plastic stilettos are beyond wicked. Welcome to DU! riderinthestorm Feb 2013 #41