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In reply to the discussion: Let's say you wake up at night & fear that there are burglars in your house. [View all]Bucky
(53,936 posts)28. I can tell from your tidy preparations you've never fought ninjas.
What's more, sadly, you're still unprepared to deal with these psycho, shadowy killers from space.
not even pirates can withstand their pure lethal awesomeness
a true ninja would slice thru you and your laser and you nunchuks in those generous 3 seconds you've left them to strike. You would be like that guy on the right, only more fucked up
Ninjas aren't simply "at home" in the dark. Ninjas are the dark.
If you're unwilling to shoot them through the bathroom door, sight unseen, you're probably already dead.
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Let's say you wake up at night & fear that there are burglars in your house. [View all]
Bucky
Feb 2013
OP
37% of all wall safes are hidden behind paint-by-numbers portraits or mirrors.
cherokeeprogressive
Feb 2013
#40
So, you're saying you *wouldn't* just start firing random shots through the bathroom door?
Bucky
Feb 2013
#13
You forgot 'They are looking for you because they think it would be fun to victimize you'..
pipoman
Feb 2013
#3
Maybe they had some bad Jimmy Dean? You don't know when nature is going to call!
TwilightGardener
Feb 2013
#6
No need. Ted Nugent says that he shoots people the moment they cross his property line.
onehandle
Feb 2013
#8
I don't own a gun, but if I could rig my electronics to explode in case of theft...
EastKYLiberal
Feb 2013
#14
I am not hunting down anyone, I have the advantage. I know my house very well in the dark
SQUEE
Feb 2013
#23
LOL! Or Barbie shoes - those plastic stilettos are beyond wicked. Welcome to DU!
riderinthestorm
Feb 2013
#41