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badtoworse

(5,957 posts)

19. I actually had a burglar crap in my bathroom

Reply to Bucky (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 11:13 AM

Feb 2013

It stunk to high heavens.

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Let's say you wake up at night & fear that there are burglars in your house. [View all] Bucky Feb 2013 OP

So... TexasPaganDem Feb 2013 #1

Yeah, so you probably shouldn't invite me over after answering this question Bucky Feb 2013 #5

hahahaha Voice for Peace Feb 2013 #37

37% of all wall safes are hidden behind paint-by-numbers portraits or mirrors. cherokeeprogressive Feb 2013 #40

I had the same thought nt el_bryanto Feb 2013 #7

I don't own too much of value ... polly7 Feb 2013 #2

So, you're saying you *wouldn't* just start firing random shots through the bathroom door? Bucky Feb 2013 #13

Yep. I find his claims to be pretty unbelievable. nt. polly7 Feb 2013 #15

You forgot 'They are looking for you because they think it would be fun to victimize you'.. pipoman Feb 2013 #3

Aw, Don't Be Huffy. Paladin Feb 2013 #27

I don't quite understand the question. SheilaT Feb 2013 #4

congratulations on hitting 12,000 Bucky Feb 2013 #10

Thanks. SheilaT Feb 2013 #12

Thanks. I had no idea what all the toilet burglar ecstatic Feb 2013 #25

Maybe they had some bad Jimmy Dean? You don't know when nature is going to call! TwilightGardener Feb 2013 #6

No need. Ted Nugent says that he shoots people the moment they cross his property line. onehandle Feb 2013 #8

Well, I'd say that's a fitting punishment for wanting to visit Ted Nugent. Bucky Feb 2013 #21

A person is entitled to the best defense they can muster... HereSince1628 Feb 2013 #9

I can't 'hunt them down and shoot them'. HappyMe Feb 2013 #11

I don't own a gun, but if I could rig my electronics to explode in case of theft... EastKYLiberal Feb 2013 #14

Well that's easy enough to guarantee Bucky Feb 2013 #17

I always think that it's they want to take a crap in my bathroom madokie Feb 2013 #16

dog bed#3 is in front of the tv irisblue Feb 2013 #18

I actually had a burglar crap in my bathroom badtoworse Feb 2013 #19

Call 911 and get the fuck out of the house rustydog Feb 2013 #20

This is why we have big dogs instead of guns - TBF Feb 2013 #22

I am not hunting down anyone, I have the advantage. I know my house very well in the dark SQUEE Feb 2013 #23

I can tell from your tidy preparations you've never fought ninjas. Bucky Feb 2013 #28

Oh please, I am no piker SQUEE Feb 2013 #32

I can't think of anything worth stealing in our house nt LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #24

bwahahahah!!!! pipi_k Feb 2013 #26

:o) Bucky Feb 2013 #29

if somebody breaks into my house PD Turk Feb 2013 #30

I would go to the sound of sarisataka Feb 2013 #31

Drugs? Crepuscular Feb 2013 #33

I don't want another man to sit upon my throne Johonny Feb 2013 #34

"HEY! Put that new roll of TP on OVERHAND!" Gorp Feb 2013 #35

My father loves you right now.. SQUEE Feb 2013 #38

All the electronics in my house are recycled. hunter Feb 2013 #36

I don't need a gun TexasPaganDem Feb 2013 #39

LOL! Or Barbie shoes - those plastic stilettos are beyond wicked. Welcome to DU! riderinthestorm Feb 2013 #41