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I ask him to PLEASE not piss in the shower HereSince1628 Feb 2013 #1
I call the police. If he/she is locked in the bathroom, let them deal with it. SharonAnn Feb 2013 #2
Penny lock the door shut! NutmegYankee Feb 2013 #3
A few of us did that once in college.... OldDem2012 Feb 2013 #41
LOL, I did that to an RA in my dorm one time. GaYellowDawg Feb 2013 #74
I know a guy in college that had this happen to him Aerows Feb 2013 #75
Three possible responses htuttle Feb 2013 #4
Get my gun, fire as many shots thru the door as I can... zappaman Feb 2013 #5
For sure. LisaL Feb 2013 #9
There ya go. undeterred Feb 2013 #10
Actually, no Generic Brad Feb 2013 #27
Cricket bat? LisaL Feb 2013 #45
The Onion: "the bloody cricket bat was from my previous murder" JPZenger Feb 2013 #71
You're right! zappaman Feb 2013 #46
Deadly force against a decidedly non-deadly threat? baldguy Feb 2013 #38
It wasn't in the US, but in South Africa. nt tblue37 Feb 2013 #48
Is the poster in South Africa? baldguy Feb 2013 #59
No but this was the big story of the day yesterday. undeterred Feb 2013 #61
The poster, who said he'd use deadly force against a non-deadly threat, is not in South Africa. baldguy Feb 2013 #64
Jeez dude zappaman Feb 2013 #78
Are you really that impaired? sir pball Feb 2013 #69
That's the lazy way.... snooper2 Feb 2013 #68
Apprise them that, prior to their arrival, it was a bad Thai night and the Glade has run out. kairos12 Feb 2013 #6
The whole thing stinks to high heaven! Texasgal Feb 2013 #7
Shut off the hot water so he can only take cold showers slackmaster Feb 2013 #8
bashful burglars with dysentery riverwalker Feb 2013 #11
Chakalaka claims another victim. nt Robb Feb 2013 #16
My apartment was burglarized once and the guy used the bathroom. badtoworse Feb 2013 #12
Burglars who are not housebroken? LisaL Feb 2013 #14
I had cold cuts in the fridge and the guy made himself a sandwich badtoworse Feb 2013 #17
I was once burglarized, and the burgler took a half used lipstick. I was mildly bothered Squinch Feb 2013 #22
I knew someone who was held up for her purse undeterred Feb 2013 #24
Yes. Like in The Big Lebowski geckosfeet Feb 2013 #49
It happened, again? Fla_Democrat Feb 2013 #13
Not exactly. LisaL Feb 2013 #15
Oh, that Fla_Democrat Feb 2013 #28
He should just claim he believed her to be a replicant sir pball Feb 2013 #70
Oscar Pistorius put on his artificial legs and walked across his bedroom before firing four shots undeterred Feb 2013 #18
Why would she be "cowering" in the bathroom unless there was an altercation? catbyte Feb 2013 #43
It is ludicrous... undeterred Feb 2013 #63
I ask them to light a match when... one_voice Feb 2013 #19
how did he go to the balcony for a fan with no legs on? grasswire Feb 2013 #20
I didn't hear about that part undeterred Feb 2013 #21
he said he got out of bed... grasswire Feb 2013 #29
...which brings up another point grasswire Feb 2013 #30
Maybe he didn't have his contact lenses in. undeterred Feb 2013 #39
Nobody is fooled.. sendero Feb 2013 #23
Barricade the door and call the cops. nt bluestate10 Feb 2013 #25
Ridiculous alibi Smll_Ax3 Feb 2013 #26
I've got a pretty complicated strategy, but it boils down to: petronius Feb 2013 #31
Roll spins over not under. Ed Suspicious Feb 2013 #52
How dare you? Warren Stupidity Feb 2013 #62
Message auto-removed robertkdem1965_h8 Feb 2013 #32
Call 911. Leave house and go to nearest neighbor and lock door. Call 911 again. Hekate Feb 2013 #33
Get the family in the saferoom... krispos42 Feb 2013 #34
First off if there is an intruder in my house I would never bother to figure out where my loved ones Kalidurga Feb 2013 #35
It's a new one on me. Ken Burch Feb 2013 #36
Well, what if you hit the toilet bowl and it explodes? undeterred Feb 2013 #40
I don't have a gf at present. And I only shoot at EMPTY bathrooms. Ken Burch Feb 2013 #50
... undeterred Feb 2013 #60
Any intruder here would have to get past two sets of sharp teeth, hobbit709 Feb 2013 #37
Well, that's fine for you, but what about us without kids at home?? eom Maeve Feb 2013 #81
Start shootin, then post on twitter asap RedCappedBandit Feb 2013 #42
Posting on twitter should always come first. LisaL Feb 2013 #47
Retreat down the stairs and call the Police obamanut2012 Feb 2013 #44
Did he have a history of steroid use? Samantha Feb 2013 #51
Steroids Found In Oscar Pistorius' Home After Shooting Of Girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp: REPORT MADem Feb 2013 #55
Empty the clip. Yell yeehaw. Repeat. NaturalHigh Feb 2013 #53
After I've beaten them bloody with a cricket bat, or before? MADem Feb 2013 #54
No, I said DART GUN not ... Kennah Feb 2013 #56
I'm skeptical.. Permanut Feb 2013 #57
I ask them Spirochete Feb 2013 #58
Makes as much sense as chasing an unarmed teenager minding his business and then losing him.... Tommy_Carcetti Feb 2013 #65
"Don't use the guest towels!" NoPasaran Feb 2013 #66
Jimmy Hoffa's been hiding in mine since 1975. Buns_of_Fire Feb 2013 #67
Best post of the day! riqster Feb 2013 #83
A person should leave the house and wait outside JPZenger Feb 2013 #72
Stick a chair under the doorknob and don't let him out until it's sparkling clean. tanyev Feb 2013 #73
Ask them to turn on the vent fan? n/t Still Sensible Feb 2013 #76
So how do you respond when an intruder locks himself in your bathroom? NCTraveler Feb 2013 #77
About my reponce.. Billcorton Feb 2013 #79
Knock on the door and say "Reeva, are you in there?" LeftinOH Feb 2013 #80
Ask him to leave a quarter. nt clarice Feb 2013 #82
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